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Post by SirMoeHimself on Mar 12, 2017 20:20:08 GMT
SEE ME!!!! That can't be good!! WHAT DO I DO?!?!? WHAT CAN HAPPEN?!?!?!?
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Post by π¬ππ on Mar 12, 2017 20:51:28 GMT
SEE ME!!!! That can't be good!! ... You know what happens when teacher says that. You may be doing this routine:
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 12, 2017 21:19:03 GMT
SEE ME!!!! That can't be good!! WHAT DO I DO?!?!? WHAT CAN HAPPEN?!?!?!? Nobody knows what this guy is capable of. He kicks people off the board like it is a bodily function. I tell you what. Get him a calzone. That should smooth things over for a while.
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Post by fuggedaboudit on Mar 12, 2017 21:21:29 GMT
That Hawkeye he's the best, and the worst.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2017 21:27:52 GMT
He's a seductress, he's a siren, he's a virgin, he's a WHORE!
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Post by Lomez on Mar 12, 2017 22:08:08 GMT
I've looked into his eyes,..he's pure evil..
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Post by π¬ππ on Mar 12, 2017 22:10:07 GMT
Get him a calzone. That should smooth things over for a while. Please don't suggest a calzone! I ate so many last week I got sick of them and last night actually ordered a less interesting pizza, bagel! It must have been reflected in the calzone poll, because my final post killed the thread. Well, spaghetti calzones are a bit gross.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 12, 2017 22:17:36 GMT
I have an image of you, completely sated, a la Uncle Leo in "The Doodle." ("No more nuts. Ughhh!")
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Mar 12, 2017 23:57:43 GMT
Ok I'll get him the calzone! Just hope he puts that thing away. But this should square us!!!
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Post by Hawkeye-Costanza on Mar 13, 2017 2:31:47 GMT
Moe, we can do this the easy way, or we can do this the fun way
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Mar 13, 2017 3:57:45 GMT
If anyone betrays him, he never forgets!
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Mar 13, 2017 5:08:12 GMT
Moe, we can do this the easy way, or we can do this the fun way -gasp!- Hey, pizzabagel! Remember that thing we talked about?!?!?!? Hawkeye is into it!!!!
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 13, 2017 8:08:08 GMT
I have an image of you, completely sated, a la Uncle Leo in "The Doodle." ("No more nuts. Ughhh!") I always took Uncle Leo writhing in pain on the bed saying "no more nuts" as some sexual double-entendre.
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Post by Hawkeye-Costanza on Mar 13, 2017 9:00:57 GMT
It was a sexual double entendre but the nuts were actual macadamia nuts. The orifice they were consumed through though is not what was assumed
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Mar 13, 2017 9:06:38 GMT
Southeastern Australia?? What kind of snow blower did you get us mixed up with?
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 13, 2017 10:46:01 GMT
It was a sexual double entendre but the nuts were actual macadamia nuts. The orifice they were consumed through though is not what was assumed Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 13, 2017 11:13:54 GMT
At least macadamias are a little more comfortable than fusilli....I assume.
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Post by Hawkeye-Costanza on Mar 13, 2017 11:21:09 GMT
Wrong orifice again, you see Uncle Leo was a cockeyed optomist..
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 13, 2017 13:04:45 GMT
Moe, we can do this the easy way, or we can do this the fun way -gasp!- Hey, pizzabagel ! Remember that thing we talked about?!?!?!? Hawkeye is into it!!!! About using calzones in lovemaking? So he does appreciate the erotic qualities of baked meat-filled dough. All right!
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 13, 2017 13:11:47 GMT
Wrong orifice again, you see Uncle Leo was a cockeyed optomist.. "Leo gives me this look."
"Stink eye? Crook eye? Evil eye?"
"Cock eye!"
"That's got to hurt. I don't care where you're from!"
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Mar 13, 2017 18:08:32 GMT
It was a sexual double entendre but the nuts were actual macadamia nuts. The orifice they were consumed through though is not what was assumed Well c'mon, I don't wanna sit there with macadamia nuts in orifices all by myself!!!
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Mar 13, 2017 18:12:19 GMT
-gasp!- Hey, pizzabagel ! Remember that thing we talked about?!?!?!? Hawkeye is into it!!!! About using calzones in lovemaking? So he does appreciate the erotic qualities of baked meat-filled dough. All right! Hell yeah, Hawkeye's a MAAAAAAAD Caligula!
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 13, 2017 19:18:41 GMT
You mean that he'd go for breadsticks? Now we're gettin' somewhere. Get the olive oil warmed up, Moe.
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Post by Lomez on Mar 13, 2017 22:37:24 GMT
Calzones, breadsticks, Macadamia nuts,..what am I supposed to do with all this paella??
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 13, 2017 23:15:44 GMT
Have all the calzones you want. Do not...I repeat, do NOT touch my Fiber-Con
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 14, 2017 0:33:30 GMT
You can use Fiber-Con in lovemaking? Who'd a thunk it.
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Mar 14, 2017 5:04:50 GMT
Now look here, this Caligula Orgy we got going on is strictly baked goods with meat and Italian seasonings, and possibly salted cured meats. Now what you two do with this Fiber con is your personal business, but when you're in my orgy, you clean it up, misters!!
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Post by Hawkeye-Costanza on Mar 14, 2017 5:17:15 GMT
Is @znep27 going to be involved in the Caligula Orgy? If so, I'm out! You should have seen Znep at the last Caligula Orgy, Moe! He was flappin' his arms and struttin' his stuff! He was peckin' and weavin' and bobbin' and talkin' trash! He didn't even have to touch anyone! The other participants ran out of the bedroom. The whole orgy lasted two seconds!
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Mar 14, 2017 6:28:57 GMT
Hmmmm, even though I'd love the challenge of Znep, maybe we shouldn't invite him to this Caligula Orgy. Or maybe we should, you think that maniacal craziness of his is contagious?? Big Moe can't be floppin' and twitchin'!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 14, 2017 8:50:44 GMT
You have to invite me! Who do you think started this Caligula orgy craze?
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