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Post by samcollins99 on Mar 12, 2017 9:33:39 GMT
You thought you could keep me out of The Sein Boards? I'm gonna be posting lock, stock and barrel! I'm gonna be in your private messages. I'm gonna be in the Off Topic Board. I'm gonna be all over that baker's dozen thread! And I dare you to keep me out!!
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Post by Hawkeye-Costanza on Mar 12, 2017 10:09:34 GMT
That's it, we're moving! I will not tolerate infestation!
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 12, 2017 11:30:09 GMT
Sam Collins!!?? Hawkeye! Hawkeye!. Let me in! We can work this out. I was wrong, you were right. I'll do anything!
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Post by Hawkeye-Costanza on Mar 12, 2017 11:46:50 GMT
Alright, will you pay for the cleaning?
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 12, 2017 14:14:26 GMT
I know a Portuguese woman who will do your cleaning. And so much more.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 12, 2017 14:27:29 GMT
Ooh, I dig Portuguese women.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 12, 2017 15:30:42 GMT
They seem to dig cashmere. It's kind of a "thing" with them.
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Post by π¬ππ on Mar 12, 2017 15:57:33 GMT
Are you related to Tom Collins? I knew a Collins family many years ago who named their little boy Tom. I can picture him drinking his namesake at a bar like this guy:
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 12, 2017 16:17:20 GMT
My friend Jack Daniels can whip that Tom Collins' ass!
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 12, 2017 16:40:29 GMT
They seem to dig cashmere. It's kind of a "thing" with them. No, that's Panamanian women. It's a common mistake.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 12, 2017 17:58:27 GMT
They seem to dig cashmere. It's kind of a "thing" with them. No, that's Panamanian women. It's a common mistake. Portugal, Panama....I don't see people as a race or color. I just look at what's in here [taps heart].
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 12, 2017 18:03:37 GMT
Was Tom Collins the original Tommy C.?
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 12, 2017 19:30:43 GMT
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Post by π¬ππ on Mar 12, 2017 19:44:18 GMT
My friend Jack Daniels can whip that Tom Collins' ass! Oh yeah, my friends Jim Beam and Evan Williams can whip both of them. Did you know the founder of the Lynchburg distillery was actually Jack Daniel. That's why the bottle has an apostrophe in Jack Daniel's name.
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Mar 12, 2017 19:46:52 GMT
I introduced Jack Daniels to a Portuguese woman once. Wild, wild stuff.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 12, 2017 20:03:34 GMT
Was there abstinence involved in any way? You stole my move!
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 12, 2017 20:56:09 GMT
So my bottle of whiskey belongs to Jack? I think not. Come on, Jack. Just try to take it away. First off, you don't know where I live, and second, I'm pretty sure you're dead.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 12, 2017 21:27:30 GMT
Yeah, you know those shirts that say "Property of Chicago Bulls" or whatever team? I was wearing one of them. Out of the blue, the equipment manager comes and rips it off my back!
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Post by samcollins99 on Mar 13, 2017 6:00:29 GMT
Are you related to Tom Collins? I knew a Collins family many years ago who named their little boy Tom. I can picture him drinking his namesake at a bar like this guy: I used to be Tom. I changed my name when I realized that it had no snap, no zip. I needed a name that made people light up!
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 13, 2017 8:02:02 GMT
Are you related to Tom Collins? I knew a Collins family many years ago who named their little boy Tom. I can picture him drinking his namesake at a bar like this guy: I used to be Tom. I changed my name when I realized that it had no snap, no zip. I needed a name that made people light up! You mean like Barnabas?
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 13, 2017 8:03:04 GMT
Yeah, you know those shirts that say "Property of Chicago Bulls" or whatever team? I was wearing one of them. Out of the blue, the equipment manager comes and rips it off my back! I'll bet you learned your lesson. No more duplicating keys or ripping that tag off the mattress for pizzabagel. He goes by the book. A model citizen he is.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 13, 2017 12:54:13 GMT
It finally hit me that we're living in a society! A rule is a rule. And let's face it, without rules there's chaos.
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