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Post by rudiger on Feb 8, 2024 1:28:41 GMT
It's like a leopard colony down there.
What I want to know is what Jerry has against leopards. Are they really that unattractive? You know, with the spots and all, I find them rather fetching.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Feb 8, 2024 2:14:33 GMT
A leopard can't change it's spots.
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 8, 2024 2:18:11 GMT
A leopard can't change it's spots. "A leopard can't change its spots." That is very profound. By the same token you could say "A zebra can't change its stripes." Ha ha ha, I don't think so.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 8, 2024 11:50:58 GMT
It's like a leopard colony down there.What I want to know is what Jerry has against leopards. Are they really that unattractive? You know, with the spots and all, I find them rather fetching. And who names a band Deaf Leopard? I mean, the deaf can't hear music. And who cares if a leopard is deaf?
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Post by rudiger on Feb 8, 2024 14:42:56 GMT
A leopard can't change it's spots. "A leopard can't change its spots." That is very profound. By the same token you could say "A zebra can't change its stripes." Ha ha ha, I don't think so. Are you sure about that? I've heard stories about leapards buying cans of spray paint down at the local Home Depot.
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 8, 2024 15:36:10 GMT
"A leopard can't change its spots." That is very profound. By the same token you could say "A zebra can't change its stripes." Ha ha ha, I don't think so. Are you sure about that? I've heard stories about leapards buying cans of spray paint down at the local Home Depot. Maybe they're just graffiti "artistes." Rivals to the Tagging Tigers.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 8, 2024 16:17:49 GMT
"A leopard can't change its spots." That is very profound. By the same token you could say "A zebra can't change its stripes." Ha ha ha, I don't think so. Are you sure about that? I've heard stories about leapards buying cans of spray paint down at the local Home Depot. Cashier: That will be $128.85, please. Leopard: Where's my leopard discount? Cashier: Sorry. The discount only applies to pumas and zebras. Leopard: What a gyp!
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Post by rudiger on Feb 8, 2024 19:33:47 GMT
Are you sure about that? I've heard stories about leapards buying cans of spray paint down at the local Home Depot. Cashier: That will be $128.85, please. Leopard: Where's my leopard discount? Cashier: Sorry. The discount only applies to pumas and zebras. Leopard: What a gyp! Leopard: This place is just as bad as the motor vehicle bureau!
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Feb 9, 2024 4:13:10 GMT
It's like a leopard colony down there.What I want to know is what Jerry has against leopards. Are they really that unattractive? You know, with the spots and all, I find them rather fetching. Why?
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 9, 2024 11:40:46 GMT
It's like a leopard colony down there.What I want to know is what Jerry has against leopards. Are they really that unattractive? You know, with the spots and all, I find them rather fetching. Why? Why does the sun go on shining? Why do these eyes of mine cry?
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 9, 2024 14:27:34 GMT
It's like a leopard colony down there.What I want to know is what Jerry has against leopards. Are they really that unattractive? You know, with the spots and all, I find them rather fetching. Uncle Leo: It's Jeffrey's favorite animal.
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 9, 2024 14:28:56 GMT
Why does the sun go on shining? Why do these eyes of mine cry? Why do fools fall in love? Why do birds sing so gay?
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 9, 2024 14:36:16 GMT
Why does the sun go on shining? Why do these eyes of mine cry? Why do fools fall in love? Why do birds sing so gay? Bluebird: It's "Ma'am"!!
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 9, 2024 16:19:32 GMT
Why do fools fall in love? Why do birds sing so gay? Bluebird: It's "Ma'am"!! They're gay, not trans.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 10, 2024 16:38:51 GMT
We had a gay guy with us in Korea. A tailgunner. They blew his sissy ass all over the Pacific.
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Post by rudiger on Feb 11, 2024 21:45:55 GMT
We had a gay guy with us in Korea. A tailgunner. They blew his sissy ass all over the Pacific. There's nothing gay about that.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 12, 2024 0:28:41 GMT
We had a gay guy with us in Korea. A tailgunner. They blew his sissy ass all over the Pacific. There's nothing gay about that. But now the Pacific Ocean reeks of gay.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Feb 12, 2024 21:56:11 GMT
Why does the sun go on shining? Why do these eyes of mine cry? For what?o
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 12, 2024 21:57:51 GMT
Why does the sun go on shining? Why do these eyes of mine cry? For what?o What-o? You some kind of beatnik, Daddy-O?
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 12, 2024 23:34:06 GMT
What-o? You some kind of beatnik, Daddy-O? Who walks in the classroom, cool and slow? Who calls the English teacher, Daddy-O?
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 12, 2024 23:43:21 GMT
What-o? You some kind of beatnik, Daddy-O? Who walks in the classroom, cool and slow? Who calls the English teacher, Daddy-O?
nutsy Brown, nutsy Brown nuts: you like to sing?
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Post by rudiger on Feb 13, 2024 15:55:21 GMT
What-o? You some kind of beatnik, Daddy-O? Who walks in the classroom, cool and slow? Who calls the English teacher, Daddy-O?
nutsy Brown, nutsy Brown nuts: I can out-jive them hep-cats, even with a bum gam.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 13, 2024 18:01:47 GMT
Who walks in the classroom, cool and slow? Who calls the English teacher, Daddy-O?
nutsy Brown, nutsy Brown nuts: I can out-jive them hep-cats, even with a bum gam. Hey! Ain't that nuts, that herky-jerky pothead? rudiger: Nah, scumbag. Karma_Kramer is pothead. That nuts is one bitchin' happy camper.
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Post by rudiger on Feb 13, 2024 18:29:57 GMT
nuts: I can out-jive them hep-cats, even with a bum gam. Hey! Ain't that nuts, that herky-jerky pothead? rudiger: Nah, scumbag. Karma_Kramer is pothead. That nuts is one bitchin' happy camper. Someone once called me a low-rent rumble strip, to which I replied, "don't taze me, bro!".
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 13, 2024 18:36:29 GMT
Hey! Ain't that nuts, that herky-jerky pothead? rudiger: Nah, scumbag. Karma_Kramer is pothead. That nuts is one bitchin' happy camper. Someone once called me a low-rent rumble strip, to which I replied, "don't taze me, bro!". You were supposed to reply "Static cling, Daddy-O"
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Post by rudiger on Feb 13, 2024 18:44:32 GMT
Someone once called me a low-rent rumble strip, to which I replied, "don't taze me, bro!". You were supposed to reply "Static cling, Daddy-O" Craptacular! Er, I mean, fantabulous! (I'm still trying to get jiggy with it)
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 13, 2024 19:57:46 GMT
You were supposed to reply "Static cling, Daddy-O" Craptacular! Er, I mean, fantabulous! (I'm still trying to get jiggy with it) It even took me awhile to get the hang of things. Now I realize how dope and fly I am. Got that, Homes? rudiger: Grody to the max! Well. You're getting there. Slowly.
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Post by rudiger on Feb 13, 2024 20:03:31 GMT
Craptacular! Er, I mean, fantabulous! (I'm still trying to get jiggy with it) It even took me awhile to get the hang of things. Now I realize how dope and fly I am. Got that, Homes? rudiger: Grody to the max! Well. You're getting there. Slowly. Dope and Fly? Weren't they a vaudeville comedy team?
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 13, 2024 20:38:04 GMT
It even took me awhile to get the hang of things. Now I realize how dope and fly I am. Got that, Homes? rudiger: Grody to the max! Well. You're getting there. Slowly. Dope and Fly? Weren't they a vaudeville comedy team? Dope and Fly sounds more like one of those hack comedy teams of the 60's. Like "Mack & Myer For Hire". pizzabagel: Hey! Hey! Hold on there. Those guys were a scream. Almost as good as The Bowery Boys.
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Post by rudiger on Feb 13, 2024 22:29:56 GMT
Dope and Fly? Weren't they a vaudeville comedy team? Dope and Fly sounds more like one of those hack comedy teams of the 60's. Like "Mack & Myer For Hire". pizzabagel: Hey! Hey! Hold on there. Those guys were a scream. Almost as good as The Bowery Boys. You know, if Leo Gorcey hadn't died in 1969, he'd be 106 years old now.
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