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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 1, 2024 19:46:13 GMT
We can still do a poll on where he was. O's exhibition game, golfing, soaking, eating calzones. I think he's gone again. We can go back to my poll. He's teasing us. You're only allowed so much nuts at once. I mean, you wouldn't eat hot fudge sundaes three times a day, would you? nuts: tasty!
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Post by mistercohen on Mar 2, 2024 8:23:13 GMT
That's so funny. I love jokes like that! When are you going to do a poll? Well Festivus is ovah...
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Mar 2, 2024 17:12:53 GMT
When are you going to do a poll? Well Festivus is ovah... It thought it ended on December 24. Don't tell me I've gone back in time again!
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Mar 19, 2024 17:55:43 GMT
How about some Mac and cheese?
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 19, 2024 18:12:18 GMT
How about some Mac and cheese? With Stouffer's meatloaf crumbled into it?
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Jul 26, 2024 3:11:17 GMT
Maybe we need to hire a caterer just to keep things somewhat sophisticated.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 26, 2024 10:39:38 GMT
Maybe we need to hire a caterer just to keep things somewhat sophisticated. Hire a caterer? That weed-dealing must be bringing you some serious cash.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Jul 26, 2024 21:13:30 GMT
Maybe we need to hire a caterer just to keep things somewhat sophisticated. Hire a caterer? That weed-dealing must be bringing you some serious cash. I considered being a weed dealer at some point, but then it dawned on me that if I sold any of my stash, there would be less for me to smoke. That's no good.
I always figured nuts was the wealthy one amongst us. Maybe he's a life coach who gives Ted Talks on the best way to focus on stuff. Or maybe ha has a calzone and danish enterprise that's doing very well. Work with me here.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 26, 2024 21:21:00 GMT
Hire a caterer? That weed-dealing must be bringing you some serious cash. I considered being a weed dealer at some point, but then it dawned on me that if I sold any of my stash, there would be less for me to smoke. That's no good.
I always figured nuts was the wealthy one amongst us. Maybe he's a life coach who gives Ted Talks on the best way to focus on stuff. Or maybe ha has a calzone and danish enterprise that's doing very well. Work with me here. nuts claims to live in Tulsa. Isn't that oil country? He probably has his own oil wells and is a millionaire. He spends his cash on calzones, danish and Tesh CDs. I also heard (and don't spread this around) that he actually hired someone to pass the salt for him! Karma_Kramer:
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 26, 2024 21:21:34 GMT
Hire a caterer? That weed-dealing must be bringing you some serious cash. I considered being a weed dealer at some point, but then it dawned on me that if I sold any of my stash, there would be less for me to smoke. That's no good.
I always figured nuts was the wealthy one amongst us. Maybe he's a life coach who gives Ted Talks on the best way to focus on stuff. Or maybe ha has a calzone and danish enterprise that's doing very well. Work with me here. Hmm, interesting take. I think you've read one too many Billy Mumphrey stories. Good day, Karma.
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Post by rudiger on Jul 27, 2024 12:07:32 GMT
I considered being a weed dealer at some point, but then it dawned on me that if I sold any of my stash, there would be less for me to smoke. That's no good.
I always figured nuts was the wealthy one amongst us. Maybe he's a life coach who gives Ted Talks on the best way to focus on stuff. Or maybe ha has a calzone and danish enterprise that's doing very well. Work with me here. nuts claims to live in Tulsa. Isn't that oil country? He probably has his own oil wells and is a millionaire. He spends his cash on calzones, danish and Tesh CDs. I also heard (and don't spread this around) that he actually hired someone to pass the salt for him! Karma_Kramer: Two words: jacuzzi salesman.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 27, 2024 21:14:14 GMT
nuts claims to live in Tulsa. Isn't that oil country? He probably has his own oil wells and is a millionaire. He spends his cash on calzones, danish and Tesh CDs. I also heard (and don't spread this around) that he actually hired someone to pass the salt for him! Karma_Kramer: Two words: jacuzzi salesman. nuts selling jacuzzis? So he goes in to work each morning, strips, plops himself into the tub and waits for customers? That is one sweet gig.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jul 28, 2024 1:58:48 GMT
I will microwave us some and we will stream seinfeld while we eat. Tomorrow!
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 28, 2024 10:25:08 GMT
I will microwave us some and we will stream seinfeld while we eat. Tomorrow! There's always tomorrow for dreams to come true.
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Post by popstractor on Jul 28, 2024 13:29:00 GMT
I will microwave us some and we will stream seinfeld while we eat. Tomorrow! Tomorrow I'm looking for sneakers. Can we push the meatloaf off until Tuesday?
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 28, 2024 18:48:25 GMT
Tomorrow I'm looking for sneakers. Can we push the meatloaf off until Tuesday? That's when I'm having a boil lanced.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 28, 2024 21:26:15 GMT
Tomorrow I'm looking for sneakers. Can we push the meatloaf off until Tuesday? You can look for sneakers online!
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Post by popstractor on Jul 29, 2024 20:26:09 GMT
Tomorrow I'm looking for sneakers. Can we push the meatloaf off until Tuesday? That's when I'm having a boil lanced. You can't eat Stouffer's meatloaf until 72 hours after you have a boil lanced
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Post by popstractor on Jul 29, 2024 20:27:13 GMT
Tomorrow I'm looking for sneakers. Can we push the meatloaf off until Tuesday? You can look for sneakers online! Online? I don't think so. I want to meet the salesman, try the sneakers on, maybe stink them up a little. Then I tell them they're not for me and I leave
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 29, 2024 20:32:00 GMT
You can look for sneakers online! Online? I don't think so. I want to meet the salesman, try the sneakers on, maybe stink them up a little. Then I tell them they're not for me and I leave Next time, take a package of their Odor Eaters and insert them in the sneakers. Walk around for about half an hour, then shove the Odor Eaters in the salesman's face and ask if he thinks they work.
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