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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 1, 2024 18:18:37 GMT
If you apply Cool Whip to it, it untucks. Don't ask me how I know. So is Lupe a maid at the Tucker Inn? And at the Untucker Inn.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 1, 2024 18:48:33 GMT
So is Lupe a maid at the Tucker Inn? And at the Untucker Inn. Paid under the table at both? pizzabagel: Well, duh.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Feb 3, 2024 2:14:05 GMT
Soak in weed water.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 3, 2024 12:56:59 GMT
Wish everyone you meet today a "good and healthy soak".
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 4, 2024 15:23:27 GMT
Since we missed our 7th anniversary, which was yesterday, let's get a committee together this year to plan a big event on our 8th anniversary. Let's try to find Hawkeye. Maybe on 2/3/25 we can all post naked pics of ourselves on the board.
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 4, 2024 20:05:35 GMT
Since we missed our 7th anniversary, which was yesterday, let's get a committee together this year to plan a big event on our 8th anniversary. Let's try to find Hawkeye. Maybe on 2/3/25 we can all post naked pics of ourselves on the board. I'll post one if I don't have to take all my clothes off.
rhs: You'll just sit there in your undies while you take the picture.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 4, 2024 20:32:09 GMT
Since we missed our 7th anniversary, which was yesterday, let's get a committee together this year to plan a big event on our 8th anniversary. Let's try to find Hawkeye. Maybe on 2/3/25 we can all post naked pics of ourselves on the board. I'll post one if I don't have to take all my clothes off.
rhs: You'll just sit there in your undies while you take the picture. nuts (taking selfie): commando!
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Feb 4, 2024 21:03:38 GMT
Wish everyone you meet today a "good and healthy soak". I'll save that one for a rainy day.
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 4, 2024 21:18:11 GMT
Wish everyone you meet today a "good and healthy soak". I'll save that one for a rainy day. Person to whom you wished that: What are you, a lunatic?
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 4, 2024 21:48:29 GMT
Wish everyone you meet today a "good and healthy soak". I'll save that one for a rainy day. We should have found out this past Friday if we're going to have six more weeks of soaking.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Feb 4, 2024 21:53:08 GMT
I'll save that one for a rainy day. We should have found out this past Friday if we're going to have six more weeks of soaking.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 6, 2024 21:46:16 GMT
Let's all start wearing bell bottoms.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Feb 6, 2024 22:49:28 GMT
Start a company that specializes in soak insurance.
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 6, 2024 22:52:28 GMT
Start a company that specializes in soak insurance. Is it liability insurance, so you get a payout if you get injured while soaking? Orrrrr... it could be like health insurance. A soaking professional prescribes that you must soak to improve yourself, and insurance pays for it.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Feb 6, 2024 23:07:02 GMT
Start a company that specializes in soak insurance. Is it liability insurance, so you get a payout if you get injured while soaking? Orrrrr... it could be like health insurance. A soaking professional prescribes that you must soak to improve yourself, and insurance pays for it. Both. You're also covered if someone else injures themselves soaking in your home and decides to sue you.
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 6, 2024 23:37:30 GMT
Is it liability insurance, so you get a payout if you get injured while soaking? Orrrrr... it could be like health insurance. A soaking professional prescribes that you must soak to improve yourself, and insurance pays for it. Both. You're also covered if someone else injures themselves soaking in your home and decides to sue you. So it's what they call umbrella coverage. Gotcha. Which, ironically, doesn't cover injuries caused by umbrellas.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 6, 2024 23:38:39 GMT
Start a company that specializes in soak insurance. Is it liability insurance, so you get a payout if you get injured while soaking? Orrrrr... it could be like health insurance. A soaking professional prescribes that you must soak to improve yourself, and insurance pays for it. Sounds like you're looking for more of a soak spa setup. You go to a building much like a gym, but instead of exercise equipment, all they have are large soaking tubs. Hot girls lead you to your own soaking tub and help you in. Then Tesh music is piped in while you relax.
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 6, 2024 23:41:28 GMT
Is it liability insurance, so you get a payout if you get injured while soaking? Orrrrr... it could be like health insurance. A soaking professional prescribes that you must soak to improve yourself, and insurance pays for it. Sounds like you're looking for more of a soak spa setup. You go to a building much like a gym, but instead of exercise equipment, all they have are large soaking tubs. Hot girls lead you to your own soaking tub and help you in. Then Tesh music is piped in while you relax. There's a business model! That's a business model! That is, unless customers find a soaking loophole.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 7, 2024 0:23:47 GMT
Sounds like you're looking for more of a soak spa setup. You go to a building much like a gym, but instead of exercise equipment, all they have are large soaking tubs. Hot girls lead you to your own soaking tub and help you in. Then Tesh music is piped in while you relax. There's a business model! That's a business model! That is, unless customers find a soaking loophole. We can call the company "soak!" pizzabagel: Oh. Well, okay. I mean, it's not very clever. The word 'soak" is written across a calzone. pizzabagel: I'm in!
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 7, 2024 0:37:51 GMT
There's a business model! That's a business model! That is, unless customers find a soaking loophole. We can call the company "soak!" pizzabagel: Oh. Well, okay. I mean, it's not very clever. The word 'soak" is written across a calzone. pizzabagel: I'm in! The customers won't be expecting a free calzone with every soak, will they? That would eat into our profit margin.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 7, 2024 12:03:04 GMT
We can call the company "soak!" pizzabagel: Oh. Well, okay. I mean, it's not very clever. The word 'soak" is written across a calzone. pizzabagel: I'm in! The customers won't be expecting a free calzone with every soak, will they? That would eat into our profit margin. We give them a free danish. But we charge five bucks to heat it. I guess to cover the calzone angle, we can call it "Cal Zone's Soak!"
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Feb 7, 2024 16:31:36 GMT
Live loud.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 7, 2024 17:32:05 GMT
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Feb 7, 2024 22:00:42 GMT
Bring back the "Where's Waldo" series, but give them a soaking theme.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 7, 2024 22:31:11 GMT
Bring back the "Where's Waldo" series, but give them a soaking theme. How about "Where's nuts"? Have nuts hiding in a giant soak tub. Don't forget to put a few Teshes in there, too.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Feb 7, 2024 23:07:50 GMT
Bring back the "Where's Waldo" series, but give them a soaking theme. How about "Where's nuts"? Have nuts hiding in a giant soak tub. Don't forget to put a few Teshes in there, too. There could be hidden clues, such as "look for the guy with the calzone or danish".
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 7, 2024 23:27:53 GMT
How about "Where's nuts"? Have nuts hiding in a giant soak tub. Don't forget to put a few Teshes in there, too. There could be hidden clues, such as "look for the guy with the calzone or danish". No, that would be too easy. It has to be "Look for the guy with the calzone and danish." Fill up the picture with guys having just one of them.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 7, 2024 23:31:28 GMT
How about "Where's nuts"? Have nuts hiding in a giant soak tub. Don't forget to put a few Teshes in there, too. There could be hidden clues, such as "look for the guy with the calzone or danish". Make it really tough. One character is wearing an Orioles cap. "Oh! There's nuts!". But then, on closer inspection, it turns out to be Hugh Beaumont.
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 7, 2024 23:46:13 GMT
There could be hidden clues, such as "look for the guy with the calzone or danish". Make it really tough. One character is wearing an Orioles cap. "Oh! There's nuts!". But then, on closer inspection, it turns out to be Hugh Beaumont. Oh, like the heirs to Hugh Beaumont's estate are going to allow his likeness to be used in this fashion.
rhs: Oh, like they won't.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 8, 2024 0:44:24 GMT
Make it really tough. One character is wearing an Orioles cap. "Oh! There's nuts!". But then, on closer inspection, it turns out to be Hugh Beaumont. Oh, like the heirs to Hugh Beaumont's estate are going to allow his likeness to be used in this fashion.
rhs: Oh, like they won't. Fine. Then Robert Emhardt it is. pizzabagel: On the other hand, Hugh Beaumont is an excellent choice.
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