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Post by pop_actor on Oct 7, 2017 1:14:54 GMT
Who had seen a woman out there, taking her clothes off?
I had that wish come true as a kid , the woman across would always leave her blinds open at night and I could see her walking naked in her bedroom from my bedroom window, this was a dream come true for a 10 year old perv like myself...
But one night she caught me peeking cos I forgot to turn off the lights in my bedroom, I still remember her shutting the blinds down as she was given me the middle finger at the same!
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Post by Deleted on Oct 7, 2017 2:22:06 GMT
Nowadays the teacher will have sex with you.
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Oct 7, 2017 2:38:12 GMT
We were such perverts that we hid in the closet of a bedroom, and waited for our friend's older brother and girlfriend to come in and have sex.
Thing is, we hid in the small closet for so long the pain in our legs was unbearable, and we couldn't really enjoy the show. Plus, we were too scared to take a good peek so we mostly heard them have sex.
I'm still friends with the girlfriend. She's a successful photographer now. Whenever I see her, I will always think of her looking up at her boyfriend and saying "Your cock is the bomb" while going down on him.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 7, 2017 10:45:38 GMT
Nowadays the teacher will have sex with you. Thankfully, none of my teachers did. One of them didn't know the definition of the word "retirement". Or "deodorant".
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Post by pop_actor on Oct 7, 2017 13:15:36 GMT
Nowadays the teacher will have sex with you. Thankfully, none of my teachers did. One of them didn't know the definition of the word "retirement". Or "deodorant". I had a nun for a teacher
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 7, 2017 13:37:51 GMT
Thankfully, none of my teachers did. One of them didn't know the definition of the word "retirement". Or "deodorant". I had a nun for a teacher Oooh, tough crowd.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 7, 2017 15:58:26 GMT
Thankfully, none of my teachers did. One of them didn't know the definition of the word "retirement". Or "deodorant". I had a nun for a teacher Sister Roberta?
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Post by pop_actor on Oct 7, 2017 20:54:17 GMT
Nope her named was Sister Dyked, she hit me with a ruler!
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 7, 2017 21:04:22 GMT
Nope her named was Sister Dyked, she hit me with a ruler! Was that her way of dealing with your kavorka? "The lure of the animal is strong in this one."
Good thing she didn't catch you peeking through the windows of the convent. You wouldn't be here today to share your story with us.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 7, 2017 21:07:25 GMT
Nope her named was Sister Dyked, she hit me with a ruler! Was that her way of dealing with your kavorka? "The lure of the animal is strong in this one."
Good thing she didn't catch you peeking through the windows of the convent. You wouldn't be here today to share your story with us.
She told him to go home and take a bath. "You smell"
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Post by pop_actor on Oct 7, 2017 21:37:25 GMT
Actually our Highschool principal was a nun, not dress like the typical nuns, plain normal clothes, but butch looking,we used to call Mrs Ballbreaker cos she acted & looked exactly like her from the movie Porkys...If she could grab your dick & drag it across the hall, she could do that!
My friend poked me to look at her cleavage when she bend down to pick up her pen while both of us a were getting lecture in her office...Her cleavage was all wrinkle and old & her chain of the Jesus cross was in between the crack of her saggy boobs with chest hair...It was disgusting!
Well I got caught, she called my parents to say to them I was looking at her cleavage...My parents wanted to put me in therapy cos they wonder if I was abnormal to be turn on...I just looked cos my friend pointed out, that was it & I did not my eat my lunch after that!
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 7, 2017 21:43:26 GMT
Actually our Highschool principal was a nun, not dress like the typical nuns, plain normal clothes, but butch looking,we used to call Mrs Ballbreaker cos she acted & looked exactly like her from the movie Porkys...If she could grab your dick & drag it across the hall, she could do that! My friend poked me to look at her cleavage when she bend down to pick up her pen while both of us a were getting lecture in her office...Her cleavage was all wrinkle and old & her chain of the Jesus cross was in between the crack of her saggy boobs with chest hair...It was disgusting! Well I got caught, she called my parents to say to them I was looking at her cleavage...My parents wanted to put me in therapy cos they wonder if I was abnormal to be turn on...I just looked cos my friend pointed out, that was it & I did not my eat my lunch after that! Pop, that is one ripping good yarn.
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Post by pop_actor on Oct 7, 2017 21:48:18 GMT
I can't even watch Porky's t'ill this day.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 7, 2017 21:58:09 GMT
Actually our Highschool principal was a nun, not dress like the typical nuns, plain normal clothes, but butch looking,we used to call Mrs Ballbreaker cos she acted & looked exactly like her from the movie Porkys...If she could grab your dick & drag it across the hall, she could do that! My friend poked me to look at her cleavage when she bend down to pick up her pen while both of us a were getting lecture in her office...Her cleavage was all wrinkle and old & her chain of the Jesus cross was in between the crack of her saggy boobs with chest hair...It was disgusting! Well I got caught, she called my parents to say to them I was looking at her cleavage...My parents wanted to put me in therapy cos they wonder if I was abnormal to be turn on...I just looked cos my friend pointed out, that was it & I did not my eat my lunch after that! Here she is before she ditched the nun's habit for street clothes, metal ruler and all:
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Post by samcollins99 on Oct 8, 2017 10:42:22 GMT
Actually our Highschool principal was a nun, not dress like the typical nuns, plain normal clothes, but butch looking,we used to call Mrs Ballbreaker cos she acted & looked exactly like her from the movie Porkys...If she could grab your dick & drag it across the hall, she could do that! My friend poked me to look at her cleavage when she bend down to pick up her pen while both of us a were getting lecture in her office...Her cleavage was all wrinkle and old & her chain of the Jesus cross was in between the crack of her saggy boobs with chest hair...It was disgusting! Well I got caught, she called my parents to say to them I was looking at her cleavage...My parents wanted to put me in therapy cos they wonder if I was abnormal to be turn on...I just looked cos my friend pointed out, that was it & I did not my eat my lunch after that! Should have used Kramer's bit from The Gum. "Look, honey, I know you're trying to get me to notice you, but this is too much. I'm sorry, but this is a family school, not one of your swing joints."
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Post by samcollins99 on Oct 8, 2017 10:52:47 GMT
Seriously though, my English teach from from high school was a fox. Pretty face, great mature body with a rack that would put Sidra to shame. The one time after class I was helping her out with something or the other (I used to be the teacher's pet) and when she bent down for a second, I had a perfect view of her cleavage. She looked up and caught me staring at her (women always know), but instead of getting pissed, she just gave me a quick grin. Needless to say, I was no longer 'master of my domain' for long after that.
Damn, I really should look her up one of these days and see if she wants to get together...
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 8, 2017 10:55:38 GMT
Seriously though, my English teach from from high school was a fox. Pretty face, great mature body with a rack that would put Sidra to shame. The one time after class I was helping her out with something or the other (I used to be the teacher's pet) and when she bent down for a second, I had a perfect view of her cleavage. She looked up and caught me staring at her (women always know), but instead of getting pissed, she just gave me a quick grin. Needless to say, I was no longer 'master of my domain' for long after that. Damn, I really should look her up one of these days and see if she wants to get together... My English teacher from high school is probably 75 or 80 by now. Maybe she'd like to get together for a trip to the senior center. We get 1/2 off if we ride the bus together.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 8, 2017 12:42:17 GMT
Seriously though, my English teach from from high school was a fox. Pretty face, great mature body with a rack that would put Sidra to shame. The one time after class I was helping her out with something or the other (I used to be the teacher's pet) and when she bent down for a second, I had a perfect view of her cleavage. She looked up and caught me staring at her (women always know), but instead of getting pissed, she just gave me a quick grin. Needless to say, I was no longer 'master of my domain' for long after that. Damn, I really should look her up one of these days and see if she wants to get together... My English teacher from high school is probably 75 or 80 by now. Maybe she'd like to get together for a trip to the senior center. We get 1/2 off if we ride the bus together. There's a date! That's a date!
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 8, 2017 12:50:49 GMT
My English teacher from high school is probably 75 or 80 by now. Maybe she'd like to get together for a trip to the senior center. We get 1/2 off if we ride the bus together. There's a date! That's a date! Nah. All that calling each other. Buying her things. That's no good.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 8, 2017 13:09:41 GMT
There's a date! That's a date! Nah. All that calling each other. Buying her things. That's no good. The way I look at it, it's not so much buying things for her. Think of it like a short-term lend.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 8, 2017 13:13:34 GMT
Nah. All that calling each other. Buying her things. That's no good. The way I look at it, it's not so much buying things for her. Think of it like a short-term lend. Actually, I may be able to get an invite to her apartment. She probably has a hula hoop or a Jingle Jump or one of those Great Shakes things you make milkshakes with.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 8, 2017 13:39:54 GMT
The way I look at it, it's not so much buying things for her. Think of it like a short-term lend. Actually, I may be able to get an invite to her apartment. She probably has a hula hoop or a Jingle Jump or one of those Great Shakes things you make milkshakes with. Upon her passing, you go to her place to retrieve all the goodies you gave her, only to be confronted by the super. rhs: All right, all right. Forget it. You don't have to mention any of this to her children, do you? Super: I don't have to ... but I will.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 8, 2017 14:15:38 GMT
Actually, I may be able to get an invite to her apartment. She probably has a hula hoop or a Jingle Jump or one of those Great Shakes things you make milkshakes with. Upon her passing, you go to her place to retrieve all the goodies you gave her, only to be confronted by the super. rhs: All right, all right. Forget it. You don't have to mention any of this to her children, do you? Super: I don't have to ... but I will. Give me that Mouse Trap game! It's mine!!
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 8, 2017 16:52:15 GMT
Upon her passing, you go to her place to retrieve all the goodies you gave her, only to be confronted by the super. rhs: All right, all right. Forget it. You don't have to mention any of this to her children, do you? Super: I don't have to ... but I will. Give me that Mouse Trap game! It's mine!! Ow! You broke my dental plate! You son-of-a-bitch! I'm gonna sue you!
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Oct 8, 2017 17:09:09 GMT
Sorry to rain on everyone's parade, but I was never that lucky, inspite of living in four separate residences before the age of 18. My best shot was in middle school where my bedroom faced the street. But the house across the street, the shades, curtains- whatever they were- they were always down.
Living in the residence before that, I got a view of the freeway that ran on the other side of the fence. Also from roughly three miles away, i saw the downtown skyline of Columbus, Ohio. And within one mile from the state fairgrounds, which held the state fairgrounds every August.
Not one naked chick in a window!
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Post by pop_actor on Oct 8, 2017 17:36:51 GMT
Sorry to rain on everyone's parade, but I was never that lucky, inspite of living in four separate residences before the age of 18. My best shot was in middle school where my bedroom faced the street. But the house across the street, the shades, curtains- whatever they were- they were always down. Living in the residence before that, I got a view of the freeway that ran on the other side of the fence. Also from roughly three miles away, i saw the downtown skyline of Columbus, Ohio. And within one mile from the state fairgrounds, which held the state fairgrounds every August. Not one naked chick in a window! If it makes you feel better, we can all show our nips to you...
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 8, 2017 17:48:44 GMT
Sorry to rain on everyone's parade, but I was never that lucky, inspite of living in four separate residences before the age of 18. My best shot was in middle school where my bedroom faced the street. But the house across the street, the shades, curtains- whatever they were- they were always down. Living in the residence before that, I got a view of the freeway that ran on the other side of the fence. Also from roughly three miles away, i saw the downtown skyline of Columbus, Ohio. And within one mile from the state fairgrounds, which held the state fairgrounds every August. Not one naked chick in a window! If it makes you feel better, we can all show our nips to you... Here's mine. Satisfied?
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Post by pop_actor on Oct 8, 2017 17:51:23 GMT
You expect me to sucked on those? Even Smuckers knows better...
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 8, 2017 17:52:36 GMT
If it makes you feel better, we can all show our nips to you... Here's mine. Satisfied?
Hmmm.....your nips appear to have a chocolate center. You may want to see a dcotor about that.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 8, 2017 17:53:37 GMT
Give me that Mouse Trap game! It's mine!! Ow! You broke my dental plate! You son-of-a-bitch! I'm gonna sue you! Let's settle out of court. I'll give you my old Battleship game and my slightly cracked Tony Oliva Louisville Slugger.
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