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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 6, 2017 12:45:05 GMT
Boggs: Elaine, think I could get to third base tonight? Elaine: Why don't you try to bunt your way on? Boggs [thinking]: What the hell does that mean? Elaine: You know, Boggsy. I know how you feel about me, and I have to tell you I'm quite flattered. I mean, of all the men that I know you're the only one who's eaten chicken before every game and been able to hold it down for nine innings. Was it a full bird, stuffed with ham and topped with gorgonzola? Boggs: McNuggets, baby!
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 6, 2017 16:29:06 GMT
Elaine: You know, Boggsy. I know how you feel about me, and I have to tell you I'm quite flattered. I mean, of all the men that I know you're the only one who's eaten chicken before every game and been able to hold it down for nine innings. Was it a full bird, stuffed with ham and topped with gorgonzola? Boggs: McNuggets, baby! Elaine: I think it's kind of strange to just order McNuggets. You know ... for an ex-ballplayer. Boggs: What are you saying? McNuggets! What was I thinking? Women don't respect McNugget eaters. Elaine: You got that right.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 6, 2017 16:30:42 GMT
Elaine: I think it's kind of strange to just order McNuggets. You know ... for an ex-ballplayer. Boggs: What are you saying? McNuggets! What was I thinking? Women don't respect McNugget eaters. Elaine: You got that right. How about an eppy with Elaine pulling the plugs out of Boggs' head. "YOU'RE bald!!!!"
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 6, 2017 17:03:45 GMT
Elaine: I think it's kind of strange to just order McNuggets. You know ... for an ex-ballplayer. Boggs: What are you saying? McNuggets! What was I thinking? Women don't respect McNugget eaters. Elaine: You got that right. How about an eppy with Elaine pulling the plugs out of Boggs' head. "YOU'RE bald!!!!" Boggs starts deflating like the punctured Woody Woodpecker balloon. Pffft!
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 6, 2017 17:05:31 GMT
How about an eppy with Elaine pulling the plugs out of Boggs' head. "YOU'RE bald!!!!" Boggs starts deflating like the punctured Woody Woodpecker balloon. Pffft! Boggs starts deflating Phil Rizzuto: Holy Cow!
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Post by skribb on Oct 11, 2017 19:46:01 GMT
On an unrelated note, the peanut is actually a seed.
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Post by π¬ππ on Oct 11, 2017 20:00:57 GMT
On an unrelated note, the peanut is actually a seed. Which nuts AREN'T seeds? I thought they all were.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 11, 2017 20:33:12 GMT
On an unrelated note, the peanut is actually a seed. Which nuts AREN'T seeds? I thought they all were. Wingnuts, for one. Also Zagnut.
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Post by skribb on Oct 13, 2017 23:08:13 GMT
On an unrelated note, the peanut is actually a seed. Which nuts AREN'T seeds? I thought they all were. It appears I'm extremely uneducated. You are apparently right. I now also read that using botanical terminology, a nut is a seed encased in a hard shell. But the colloquial usage extends to most edible seeds (that are apparently big and hard enough to be called nuts, unlike "actual" seeds like sunflower seeds, linseeds and rape seeds, which are obviously too small to warrant the "nut" nomenclature.
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