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Post by rhs6358 on May 28, 2024 16:40:19 GMT
Soak Z? You know, you're not black. At least I don't think you are. That's his rap name, Soakie Z. Replacing his country music moniker, Tulsa Nuts. |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on May 29, 2024 10:58:39 GMT
Soak Z? You know, you're not black. At least I don't think you are. That's his rap name, Soakie Z. ♥️ |
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Post by rhs6358 on May 29, 2024 11:24:11 GMT
That's his rap name, Soakie Z. ♥️ Have a soak and a smile. |
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Post by pizzabagel on May 29, 2024 12:05:19 GMT
Oscar Madison: It's Coke before soak, so you'd better not choke. |
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Post by rhs6358 on May 29, 2024 12:06:26 GMT
Oscar Madison: It's Coke before soak, so you'd better not choke. How about a soak in Coke? nuts: bubbly! |
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Post by rudiger on May 29, 2024 17:55:51 GMT
That's his rap name, Soakie Z. Replacing his country music moniker, Tulsa Nuts. Eric Clapton: Living on Tulsa Nuts! or |
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Post by rhs6358 on May 29, 2024 19:51:13 GMT
Replacing his country music moniker, Tulsa Nuts. Eric Clapton: Living on Tulsa Nuts! or So nuts' grandfather was known as "Old Wild Hickory Nuts"? |
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Post by pizzabagel on May 29, 2024 20:19:20 GMT
Replacing his country music moniker, Tulsa Nuts. Eric Clapton: Living on Tulsa Nuts! or Euell "Funky" Gibbons |
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Post by rhs6358 on May 30, 2024 11:44:45 GMT
Eric Clapton: Living on Tulsa Nuts! or Euell "Funky" Gibbons Are you saying the Grape Nuts made Euell Gibbons' stool funky? And who the hell names their kid 'Euell'? |
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Post by pizzabagel on May 30, 2024 12:07:08 GMT
Are you saying the Grape Nuts made Euell Gibbons' stool funky? And who the hell names their kid 'Euell'? When those are the last five tiles in your Scrabble rack, you do what you can. |
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Post by rudiger on May 30, 2024 15:00:44 GMT
Are you saying the Grape Nuts made Euell Gibbons' stool funky? And who the hell names their kid 'Euell'? When those are the last five tiles in your Scrabble rack, you do what you can. You know what would be funny? If they named a species of gibbon the Euell gibbon. Then when there was a group of them were spotted, they could say, "Hey, look! There's a group of Euell gibbons!". |
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Post by rhs6358 on May 30, 2024 15:04:09 GMT
When those are the last five tiles in your Scrabble rack, you do what you can. You know what would be funny? If they named a species of gibbon the Euell gibbon. Then when there was a group of them were spotted, they could say, "Hey, look! There's a group of Euell gibbons!". His full name was Euell Theophilus Gibbons. I guess his parents had a sense of humor. Or hated children. |
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Post by rudiger on May 30, 2024 15:11:15 GMT
Eric Clapton: Living on Tulsa Nuts! or Euell "Funky" Gibbons At first, I was going to say that was pretty damn stupid, but that big letter 'G' on the front of their overalls really classed it up. |
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Post by rudiger on May 30, 2024 15:13:35 GMT
You know what would be funny? If they named a species of gibbon the Euell gibbon. Then when there was a group of them were spotted, they could say, "Hey, look! There's a group of Euell gibbons!". His full name was Euell Theophilus Gibbons. I guess his parents had a sense of humor. Or hated children. Well, the evidently hated 'him'. Theophilus isn't so bad; it would be 'Teddy' for short. But how do you shorten Euell? Euelly? |
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Post by pizzabagel on May 30, 2024 15:19:00 GMT
His full name was Euell Theophilus Gibbons. I guess his parents had a sense of humor. Or hated children. Well, the evidently hated 'him'. Theophilus isn't so bad; it would be 'Teddy' for short. But how do you shorten Euell? Euelly? "Euelly" isn't shortening "Euell." It's longening it. And how does one get "Teddy" from "Theophilus"? Since "Teddy" is a nickname of "Theodore," I propose the nickname "Tephy" for "Theophilus." |
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Post by rhs6358 on May 30, 2024 15:22:31 GMT
His full name was Euell Theophilus Gibbons. I guess his parents had a sense of humor. Or hated children. Well, the evidently hated 'him'. Theophilus isn't so bad; it would be 'Teddy' for short. But how do you shorten Euell? Euelly? How about "Eu", like Eu Darvish? |
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Post by rhs6358 on May 30, 2024 15:23:20 GMT
Well, the evidently hated 'him'. Theophilus isn't so bad; it would be 'Teddy' for short. But how do you shorten Euell? Euelly? "Euelly" isn't shortening "Euell." It's longening it. And how does one get "Teddy" from "Theophilus"? Since "Teddy" is a nickname of "Theodore," I propose the nickname "Tephy" for "Theophilus." They could have referred to him as "Eu The Gibbons". Sounds kinda cool. |
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Post by rudiger on May 30, 2024 16:00:10 GMT
Well, the evidently hated 'him'. Theophilus isn't so bad; it would be 'Teddy' for short. But how do you shorten Euell? Euelly? "Euelly" isn't shortening "Euell." It's longening it. And how does one get "Teddy" from "Theophilus"? Since "Teddy" is a nickname of "Theodore," I propose the nickname "Tephy" for "Theophilus." Well, it could be 'Tefi' depending on the 'orientation' of the person. |
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Post by rudiger on May 30, 2024 16:03:18 GMT
Well, the evidently hated 'him'. Theophilus isn't so bad; it would be 'Teddy' for short. But how do you shorten Euell? Euelly? How about "Eu", like Eu Darvish? Ew! Darvish! |
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Post by rhs6358 on May 30, 2024 17:15:00 GMT
How about "Eu", like Eu Darvish? Ew! Darvish! nuts: you! danish! |
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Post by rudiger on May 31, 2024 0:47:16 GMT
David Letterman: Danish, Darvish. Darvish, Danish. |
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Post by rhs6358 on May 31, 2024 10:40:22 GMT
David Letterman: Danish, Darvish. Darvish, Danish. You think nuts would like it if Tyler Danish were traded to the Orioles? |
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Post by rudiger on May 31, 2024 10:58:38 GMT
David Letterman: Danish, Darvish. Darvish, Danish. You think nuts would like it if Tyler Danish were traded to the Orioles? Do you think that in whatever market Tyler Danish is playing, there are pastry shops that sell a Tyler Danish? And, if so, I wonder what it consists of.  |
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Post by rhs6358 on May 31, 2024 11:33:31 GMT
You think nuts would like it if Tyler Danish were traded to the Orioles? Do you think that in whatever market Tyler Danish is playing, there are pastry shops that sell a Tyler Danish? And, if so, I wonder what it consists of. Unfortunately, there are no players in MLB history named "Calzone". But there was Napoleon Calzado. Interestingly, he played for the 2005 Orioles! |
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Post by pizzabagel on May 31, 2024 11:51:59 GMT
Do you think that in whatever market Tyler Danish is playing, there are pastry shops that sell a Tyler Danish? And, if so, I wonder what it consists of. Unfortunately, there are no players in MLB history named "Calzone". But there was Napoleon Calzado. Interestingly, he played for the 2005 Orioles! Jerry: That's dynamite. No, he is.  |
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Post by rudiger on May 31, 2024 15:14:34 GMT
Do you think that in whatever market Tyler Danish is playing, there are pastry shops that sell a Tyler Danish? And, if so, I wonder what it consists of. Unfortunately, there are no players in MLB history named "Calzone". But there was Napoleon Calzado. Interestingly, he played for the 2005 Orioles! nuts: A Tyler danish and a Calzado calzone, please. Claire: Get out. |
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Post by rhs6358 on May 31, 2024 15:50:28 GMT
Unfortunately, there are no players in MLB history named "Calzone". But there was Napoleon Calzado. Interestingly, he played for the 2005 Orioles! nuts: A Tyler danish and a Calzado calzone, please. Claire: Get out. Continuation of nuts' dream team: OF - Wally Moon C - Jarrod (Pass the) Saltalamacchia |
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Post by rudiger on May 31, 2024 17:12:49 GMT
nuts: A Tyler danish and a Calzado calzone, please. Claire: Get out. Continuation of nuts' dream team: OF - Wally Moon C - Jarrod (Pass the) Saltalamacchia The nuts version of 'Who's On First'? |
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Post by rhs6358 on May 31, 2024 17:35:40 GMT
Continuation of nuts' dream team: OF - Wally Moon C - Jarrod (Pass the) Saltalamacchia The nuts version of 'Who's On First'? Can't leave out utilityman Steve "Tooter" Braun. nuts: toot! |
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Post by rudiger on May 31, 2024 18:20:56 GMT
The nuts version of 'Who's On First'? Can't leave out utilityman Steve "Tooter" Braun. nuts: toot! |
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