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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 12, 2023 16:55:32 GMT
Very good. Now do one about dog mess. pizzabagel: Mama loves dog mess Papa loves dog mess Look at them step in it Showing some pep in it Looking so hep with it, too Phew!No comment about how Sindy Lopper should have called herself Sindy Headso? Nope. But it's too bad William Hopper died in 1970. Had he and Cindy married, she could have been Cindy Lauper-Hopper.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 12, 2023 17:43:07 GMT
No comment about how Sindy Lopper should have called herself Sindy Headso? Nope. But it's too bad William Hopper died in 1970. Had he and Cindy married, she could have been Cindy Lauper-Hopper. What about Dennis Hopper? He lived until 2010.
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Post by rudiger on Mar 12, 2023 18:19:16 GMT
Then drink plenty of sunscreen before you shed your clothes. You can't drink sunscreen. It goes right through you. Then you embarrass yourself at the beach. Not if the sunscreen is PABA-free.
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Post by rudiger on Mar 12, 2023 18:23:24 GMT
Imagine a tour of PGA tour locker rooms. The sights, the sounds, the smells. Visitors could just sit, look, listen, and sniff. Not to mention all the great stuff you could snag from unsecured lockers...
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 12, 2023 18:50:01 GMT
Nope. But it's too bad William Hopper died in 1970. Had he and Cindy married, she could have been Cindy Lauper-Hopper. What about Dennis Hopper? He lived until 2010. Dennis already had Michelle Phillips. Leave some for us, Dennis!
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 12, 2023 18:51:19 GMT
Imagine a tour of PGA tour locker rooms. The sights, the sounds, the smells. Visitors could just sit, look, listen, and sniff. Not to mention all the great stuff you could snag from unsecured lockers... Would this be after a tournament? Wouldn't there be nude golfers emerging from the shower? Wouldn't their clubs get wet? rudiger: I ain't going there.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 12, 2023 19:07:47 GMT
You can't drink sunscreen. It goes right through you. Then you embarrass yourself at the beach. Not if the sunscreen is PABA-free. PABA is the biggest scam perpetrated on the American public since sorbitant sesquioliate.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 12, 2023 19:09:34 GMT
Imagine a tour of PGA tour locker rooms. The sights, the sounds, the smells. Visitors could just sit, look, listen, and sniff. Not to mention all the great stuff you could snag from unsecured lockers... Kramer: A box of golf pencils. The mother lode!
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 12, 2023 19:15:25 GMT
Imagine a tour of PGA tour locker rooms. The sights, the sounds, the smells. Visitors could just sit, look, listen, and sniff. Not to mention all the great stuff you could snag from unsecured lockers... Kramer: A box of golf pencils. The mother lode! But it's only golf. So if you think you're going to find any athletic supporters or cups, you're out of luck, Chuck.
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Post by rudiger on Mar 12, 2023 23:32:40 GMT
Not if the sunscreen is PABA-free. PABA is the biggest scam perpetrated on the American public since sorbitant sesquioliate. Sal Bass: You know, that Sorbitant Sesquioliate had some big breasts...
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 12, 2023 23:55:10 GMT
Kramer: A box of golf pencils. The mother lode! But it's only golf. So if you think you're going to find any athletic supporters or cups, you're out of luck, Chuck. Have you ever gotten hit in the nuts by a ball at a driving range? It's a rush. You'll see stars.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 13, 2023 8:50:59 GMT
But it's only golf. So if you think you're going to find any athletic supporters or cups, you're out of luck, Chuck. Have you ever gotten hit in the nuts by a ball at a driving range? It's a rush. You'll see stars. Would you rather be the guy that gets hit in the nuts, the guy driving the ball into someone's nuts or would you rather be nuts? pizzabagel: Now you're off on a topic!
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 13, 2023 11:22:55 GMT
Have you ever gotten hit in the nuts by a ball at a driving range? It's a rush. You'll see stars. Would you rather be the guy that gets hit in the nuts, the guy driving the ball into someone's nuts or would you rather be nuts? pizzabagel: Now you're off on a topic! Does nuts get hit in the nuts by the guy driving the ball?
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 13, 2023 12:04:24 GMT
Would you rather be the guy that gets hit in the nuts, the guy driving the ball into someone's nuts or would you rather be nuts? pizzabagel: Now you're off on a topic! Does nuts get hit in the nuts by the guy driving the ball? Yes. Afterwards he goes nuts.
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Mar 13, 2023 12:44:35 GMT
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Mar 13, 2023 12:44:35 GMT
Been soaking all night, freinds.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 13, 2023 13:15:19 GMT
Been soaking all night, freinds. Were you also pickling yourself all night, "freind"?
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Post by rudiger on Mar 13, 2023 14:28:29 GMT
Does nuts get hit in the nuts by the guy driving the ball? Yes. Afterwards he goes nuts. We also would have accepted golf nuts hitting nuts in the nuts.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Mar 13, 2023 15:06:20 GMT
Been soaking all night, freinds. Were you also pickling yourself all night, "freind"? Sunday soak.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 13, 2023 15:18:56 GMT
Were you also pickling yourself all night, "freind"? Sunday soak. In a bathtub of gin?
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Mar 14, 2023 0:25:52 GMT
In a bathtub of gin? Various accouterments.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 14, 2023 0:38:18 GMT
In a bathtub of gin? Various accouterments. None of which was an article of clothing, I hope. You can't get the smell of gin out of flannel. Don't ask me how I know.
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Mar 20, 2023 17:49:00 GMT
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Mar 20, 2023 17:49:00 GMT
I soaked all night.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 20, 2023 17:56:56 GMT
Are your hands like prunes now?
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Mar 20, 2023 17:59:07 GMT
Are your hands like prunes now? So soaked.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Mar 20, 2023 17:59:26 GMT
Yes. Afterwards he goes nuts. We also would have accepted golf nuts hitting nuts in the nuts. I only soak.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 20, 2023 19:38:05 GMT
Are your hands like prunes now? So soaked. Poppie: I have seen nuts' hands. They are so soaked...so soaked!
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 20, 2023 20:42:45 GMT
Are your hands like prunes now? His whole body is a prune. He's hideous.
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Mar 20, 2023 21:58:23 GMT
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Mar 21, 2023 13:40:48 GMT
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Mar 22, 2023 3:06:27 GMT
Yes, nutsy. Soak. To soak. Soaking. Then soaked.
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