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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 2, 2023 20:22:05 GMT
George: Forget the Granny Awards. There are no Grannies. Mr. Kruger: Well, maybe there should be. Geooorge! So what is the actual trophy? A solid gold pair of granny panties?
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 2, 2023 20:41:39 GMT
George: Forget the Granny Awards. There are no Grannies. Mr. Kruger: Well, maybe there should be. Geooorge! So what is the actual trophy? A solid gold pair of granny panties? A replica of Granny Clampett's bloomers.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 2, 2023 20:49:37 GMT
So what is the actual trophy? A solid gold pair of granny panties? A replica of Granny Clampett's bloomers.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Feb 9, 2023 2:51:09 GMT
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 9, 2023 13:31:48 GMT
Send him down to the minors, to the Low-A Delmarva Shorebirds. Make him work his way up slowly from there.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 14, 2023 17:09:52 GMT
Isn't it supposed to be "The IL Hall Story"?
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Feb 16, 2023 0:36:03 GMT
Send him down to the minors, to the Low-A Delmarva Shorebirds. Make him work his way up slowly from there. Fascist.
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 16, 2023 0:49:04 GMT
Send him down to the minors, to the Low-A Delmarva Shorebirds. Make him work his way up slowly from there. Fascist. I say treat every sign-up equally. Each one should be treated shabbily.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Feb 16, 2023 1:10:06 GMT
I say treat every sign-up equally. Each one should be treated shabbily. Buy him a new glove.
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 16, 2023 1:22:31 GMT
I say treat every sign-up equally. Each one should be treated shabbily. Buy him a new glove. Let him make his own glove. Pedro Martinez made his first glove out of cardboard. It would teach this Hall kid a valuable skill.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 16, 2023 11:39:55 GMT
Let him make his own glove. Pedro Martinez made his first glove out of cardboard. It would teach this Hall kid a valuable skill. And, like Army Pete, it would shrink up in the rain?
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 16, 2023 13:58:58 GMT
Let him make his own glove. Pedro Martinez made his first glove out of cardboard. It would teach this Hall kid a valuable skill. And, like Army Pete, it would shrink up in the rain? While he's wearing it, permanently fusing it to his hand.
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 16, 2023 14:23:16 GMT
And, like Army Pete, it would shrink up in the rain? While he's wearing it, permanently fusing it to his hand. Giving him the nickname "Glovey Martinez".
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 16, 2023 15:06:26 GMT
While he's wearing it, permanently fusing it to his hand. Giving him the nickname "Glovey Martinez". Jerry: What? What happened to your hand? It looks like an old catcher's mitt. Martinez: It is an old catcher's mitt. Well, a pitcher's glove.
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