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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 19, 2017 13:40:01 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 19, 2017 14:14:23 GMT
I can tell you first hand that when you're intoxicated, bacon is the mother lode. If you're drunk enough and someone offers you a choice between a night with a supermodel or a plate of bacon, you go for the bacon. It's like the siren's song.
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on Sept 19, 2017 18:10:00 GMT
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Post by rudiger on Sept 20, 2017 4:28:21 GMT
I can tell you first hand that when you're intoxicated, bacon is the mother lode. If you're drunk enough and someone offers you a choice between a night with a supermodel or a plate of bacon, you go for the bacon. It's like the siren's song. So, having food snatched from your plate by a stranger in a Waffle House is unusual...how?
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 20, 2017 10:24:55 GMT
I can tell you first hand that when you're intoxicated, bacon is the mother lode. If you're drunk enough and someone offers you a choice between a night with a supermodel or a plate of bacon, you go for the bacon. It's like the siren's song. So, having food snatched from your plate by a stranger in a Waffle House is unusual...how? We were sitting in a park last summer eating ice cream. Someone's dog came up and just started eating out of my dish. Same thing, I guess.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 20, 2017 12:11:46 GMT
So, having food snatched from your plate by a stranger in a Waffle House is unusual...how? We were sitting in a park last summer eating ice cream. Someone's dog came up and just started eating out of my dish. Same thing, I guess. That was no dog. That was CIA agent Teddy Salad. He was on the trail of Mr. Neutron.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 20, 2017 12:45:35 GMT
Waffle house arrest sounds better than regular house arrest. I wouldn't mind being stuck in there for a while.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 20, 2017 14:17:46 GMT
Waffle house arrest sounds better than regular house arrest. I wouldn't mind being stuck in there for a while. I don't know about that. Waffle walls? Waffle ceiling? I think that would soundproof it. Would anyone hear you on the outside?
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Post by rudiger on Sept 20, 2017 15:46:56 GMT
Waffle house arrest sounds better than regular house arrest. I wouldn't mind being stuck in there for a while. I don't know about that. Waffle walls? Waffle ceiling? I think that would soundproof it. Would anyone hear you on the outside? Is this like that old philosophical question 'can you hear a bear wearing a funny hat shitting in the woods scream?'.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 20, 2017 17:12:35 GMT
I don't know about that. Waffle walls? Waffle ceiling? I think that would soundproof it. Would anyone hear you on the outside? Is this like that old philosophical question 'can you hear a bear wearing a funny hat shitting in the woods scream?'. Short answer: yes. Long answer: yes, but the hat masks some of the smell.
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Sept 20, 2017 18:54:24 GMT
Oooooh none for me, I know better than to come between a nigga and his pork! Get ma fingers bit! -hilarious hand bite gesture-
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Post by snelling on Sept 20, 2017 19:53:34 GMT
We were sitting in a park last summer eating ice cream. Someone's dog came up and just started eating out of my dish. Same thing, I guess. That was no dog. That was CIA agent Teddy Salad. He was on the trail of Mr. Neutron.
I... I gotta go walkies...
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Sept 21, 2017 14:25:31 GMT
'I think we love bacon because it has all the qualities of an amazing sensory experience. When we cook it, the sizzling sound is so appetizing, the aroma is maddening, the crunch of the texture is so gratifying and the taste delivers every time.'--- Alexandra Guarnaschelli
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 21, 2017 19:44:03 GMT
'I think we love bacon because it has all the qualities of an amazing sensory experience. When we cook it, the sizzling sound is so appetizing, the aroma is maddening, the crunch of the texture is so gratifying and the taste delivers every time.'--- Alexandra Guarnaschelli I thought it was Thomas Carlisle. 1864.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 21, 2017 20:15:58 GMT
'I think we love bacon because it has all the qualities of an amazing sensory experience. When we cook it, the sizzling sound is so appetizing, the aroma is maddening, the crunch of the texture is so gratifying and the taste delivers every time.'--- Alexandra Guarnaschelli I thought it was Thomas Carlisle. 1864. It's Allie G, you popinjay!
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Sept 21, 2017 20:37:29 GMT
"I always use my 'Holy Trinity' which is salt, olive oil and bacon. My motto is, 'bacon always makes it better.' I try to use bacon and pork products whenever it can."--Anne Burrell
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 21, 2017 21:03:29 GMT
I thought it was Thomas Carlisle. 1864. It's Allie G, you popinjay! Poppin J. Fresh?
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 21, 2017 21:06:37 GMT
"Should've asked them to hurl some bacon. Then maybe I could have had a decent breakfast for once."--Kirk Van Houten
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Sept 21, 2017 21:19:10 GMT
"What's up, young blood. Swine, my brotha???" -Farrakhanvict
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Sept 21, 2017 23:53:08 GMT
'Onions and bacon cooking up just makes your kitchen smell so good. In fact, one day I'm going to come up with a room deodorizer that smells like bacon and onions. It's a fabulous smell.'--- Paula Deen
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Post by snelling on Sept 22, 2017 2:08:01 GMT
"Should've asked them to hurl some bacon. Then maybe I could have had a decent breakfast for once."--Kirk Van Houten "'Can I Borrow a Feeling?' Ah ha ha HA HA HA!" "And your picture's on the front!"
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Sept 22, 2017 2:10:37 GMT
"Macon's really takin' to this bacon if I'm not mistaken." -Trey Parker
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Sept 22, 2017 2:17:42 GMT
'I'm not sure how healthy bacon is in general, but I know it's incredibly delicious.'-- Gwyneth Paltrow
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Sept 22, 2017 3:07:27 GMT
"Gimme a double baco' cheeseburger." -Officer Farva
"Double 'baco' cheeseburger it's for a cop." -Dimpus Burger Employee
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 22, 2017 8:14:34 GMT
"Should've asked them to hurl some bacon. Then maybe I could have had a decent breakfast for once."--Kirk Van Houten "'Can I Borrow a Feeling?' Ah ha ha HA HA HA!" "And your picture's on the front!" Oh, no! My demo tape!
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 22, 2017 9:29:25 GMT
"Hey, mutton's got nuttin' on this bacon." -- Jerry Seinfeld
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 22, 2017 10:19:09 GMT
"The Bacon Man lives in a bacon house" --Homer Simpson
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 22, 2017 13:28:42 GMT
"The Bacon Man lives in a bacon house" --Homer Simpson "Top of the muffin TO YOU!" -- The Muffin Man
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 22, 2017 13:48:24 GMT
"The Bacon Man lives in a bacon house" --Homer Simpson "Top of the muffin TO YOU!" -- The Muffin Man
Awww, the Muffin Man sucks!
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 22, 2017 14:17:36 GMT
"Top of the muffin TO YOU!" -- The Muffin Man
Awww, the Muffin Man sucks! "No muffin for you!" -- The Muffin Nazi
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