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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 12, 2023 20:52:32 GMT
And here I always thought you put a frog into a sock and watch it hop around. Hmm, that sounds like fun. Know where I can get a frog? And a sock? pizzabagel: I'd like to buy a frog so I can put it in a sock. Will an American frog do? Richard Stahl (saluting): You bet an American frog will do! Oscar: What do you got inside socks? John Byner: Frogs.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 12, 2023 22:28:36 GMT
pizzabagel: I'd like to buy a frog so I can put it in a sock. Will an American frog do? Richard Stahl (saluting): You bet an American frog will do! Oscar: What do you got inside socks? John Byner: Frogs. Felix: Hello. I am a dramatization of a frog.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Jan 13, 2023 22:35:37 GMT
Let's convince Nuts to see a psychiatrist over his calzone obsession.
Psychiatrist: So Nuts, what is it you like most about calzones?
Nuts: DANISH!!!!!!!
Psychiatrist: Hmmmmm, interesting - starts writing on his notepad
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 13, 2023 23:18:44 GMT
Let's convince Nuts to see a psychiatrist over his calzone obsession.
Psychiatrist: So Nuts, what is it you like most about calzones?
Nuts: DANISH!!!!!!!
Psychiatrist: Hmmmmm, interesting - starts writing on his notepad
Second visit: nuts calls Psychiatrist "sonnyboy" and tells him to "focus". Psychiatrist tells nuts he probably can't be helped. nuts: tesh!!
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jan 18, 2023 4:36:18 GMT
Elevate discourses.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 18, 2023 12:51:00 GMT
Let's all wear white buck shoes
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 18, 2023 17:18:13 GMT
Let's all wear white buck shoes And just the shoes, so we'd otherwise be buck naked?
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 18, 2023 17:39:05 GMT
Let's all wear white buck shoes And just the shoes, so we'd otherwise be buck naked? That's a good name for a white porn star. "White Buck Naked".
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 18, 2023 18:04:03 GMT
And just the shoes, so we'd otherwise be buck naked? That's a good name for a white porn star. "White Buck Naked". Make it a black guy, just for the irony of it.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 18, 2023 18:40:32 GMT
That's a good name for a white porn star. "White Buck Naked". Make it a black guy, just for the irony of it. And all he wears are white bucks? pizzabagel: To the dismay of Black Lives Matter.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 22, 2023 14:58:25 GMT
Let's all live like it's 1952. Oh, look. Tonight we can watch "Mister Peepers", "Toast of the Town" and "Rocky King: Inside Detective".
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Jan 22, 2023 16:37:25 GMT
Let's all live like it's 1952. Oh, look. Tonight we can watch "Mister Peepers", "Toast of the Town" and "Rocky King: Inside Detective".
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 22, 2023 17:17:43 GMT
Let's all live like it's 1952. Oh, look. Tonight we can watch "Mister Peepers", "Toast of the Town" and "Rocky King: Inside Detective". Does she go to the beauty parlor and say "Give me the Slanty Head"?
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Jan 22, 2023 22:47:11 GMT
Post more food analogies. They really are the bread and butter of any good discussion.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 22, 2023 22:50:12 GMT
Post more food analogies. They really are the bread and butter of any good discussion. No problem. Piece of cake.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 22, 2023 23:09:06 GMT
Post more food analogies. They really are the bread and butter of any good discussion. No problem. Piece of cake. Oscar: Why do they have to talk like that?
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 24, 2023 15:52:22 GMT
Let's all let off some steam.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Jan 25, 2023 21:44:29 GMT
Rob a bank....if my goal of winning the lottery doesn't pan out. It hasn't so far after 5 years.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Jan 26, 2023 4:59:10 GMT
Let's find a way to get Hawkeye to come back on this site.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Jan 26, 2023 22:33:23 GMT
Let's all let off some steam.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 26, 2023 22:41:02 GMT
Let's find a way to get Hawkeye to come back on this site. Been almost three years. Good luck with that. Maybe he's in prison? SirMoe: Hawky? Hawky's in stir? No way! He got framed by Zneppy. And probably nutsy.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Jan 27, 2023 2:54:39 GMT
Dine at the CN Tower revolving restaurant.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 27, 2023 10:14:21 GMT
Dine at the CN Tower revolving restaurant. I can't eat and revolve at the same time. I have a delicate system.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 27, 2023 12:58:14 GMT
Dine at the CN Tower revolving restaurant. Hey, slow down the restaurant! My plate keeps flying off the table!
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 27, 2023 13:58:08 GMT
Dine at the CN Tower revolving restaurant. Hey, slow down the restaurant! My plate keeps flying off the table! How about a restaurant where the building stays put but the tables spin around? pizzabagel: Oh that sounds interesting, sir.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 27, 2023 14:52:55 GMT
Hey, slow down the restaurant! My plate keeps flying off the table! How about a restaurant where the building stays put but the tables spin around? pizzabagel: Oh that sounds interesting, sir. But the seats remain in place? That way each person gets to sample what everyone else is eating. That's even better than wearing name tags. "Hello, Joe. You have good taste with the filet mignon."
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 28, 2023 12:31:13 GMT
How about a restaurant where the building stays put but the tables spin around? pizzabagel: Oh that sounds interesting, sir. But the seats remain in place? That way each person gets to sample what everyone else is eating. That's even better than wearing name tags. "Hello, Joe. You have good taste with the filet mignon." Okay. I've given this a lot of thought. How about a restaurant that stands still, the tables stay still but the parking lot spins around?
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 28, 2023 17:03:41 GMT
But the seats remain in place? That way each person gets to sample what everyone else is eating. That's even better than wearing name tags. "Hello, Joe. You have good taste with the filet mignon." Okay. I've given this a lot of thought. How about a restaurant that stands still, the tables stay still but the parking lot spins around? And each parking space spins around, like the tea cup ride at Disneyland?
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 28, 2023 17:41:13 GMT
Okay. I've given this a lot of thought. How about a restaurant that stands still, the tables stay still but the parking lot spins around? And each parking space spins around, like the tea cup ride at Disneyland? No. You couldn't have that. The diners would all get the throw-ups.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 28, 2023 21:04:30 GMT
And each parking space spins around, like the tea cup ride at Disneyland? No. You couldn't have that. The diners would all get the throw-ups. When they get into their cars and get ready to leave?
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