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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2017 14:49:43 GMT
You're all invited! Everybody grab a bucket, it's a pee party!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2017 15:33:48 GMT
Too late
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2017 15:37:49 GMT
Too late Where do you get off comparing Liam Neeson to my pee party?
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Post by pop_actor on Sept 14, 2017 16:01:12 GMT
Should I bring anything?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2017 16:06:45 GMT
Should I bring anything? I'm afraid I have some bad news, Pop. It appears you will not be attending my pee party. I'm afraid it's your urine. You tested positive for opium. That's right, Pop. White lotus. Yam-yam. Shanghai Sally. My apartment is no place for an addict.
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on Sept 14, 2017 17:22:06 GMT
Znep, that's an awesome couch!
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Post by π¬ππ on Sept 14, 2017 17:25:38 GMT
I'm afraid I have some bad news, Pop. It appears you will not be attending my pee party. I'm afraid it's your urine. You tested positive for opium. That's right, Pop. White lotus. Yam-yam. Shanghai Sally. My apartment is no place for an addict. I'm happy with my latest urinalysis. Six years ago, I was pre-diabetic. Now, I'm OK, but now I have a different problem: microalbuminuria
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2017 17:35:47 GMT
I'm afraid I have some bad news, Pop. It appears you will not be attending my pee party. I'm afraid it's your urine. You tested positive for opium. That's right, Pop. White lotus. Yam-yam. Shanghai Sally. My apartment is no place for an addict. I'm happy with my latest urinalysis. Six years ago, I was pre-diabetic. Now, I'm OK, but now I have a different problem: microalbuminuria Not to mention you have the metabolism of a 68 year old woman. Oh, and you may have osteoporosis.
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Post by pop_actor on Sept 14, 2017 17:43:21 GMT
Should I bring anything? I'm afraid I have some bad news, Pop. It appears you will not be attending my pee party. I'm afraid it's your urine. You tested positive for opium. That's right, Pop. White lotus. Yam-yam. Shanghai Sally. My apartment is no place for an addict. You just don't to want admit that you have a friend of The Horror board that pee's in a cup...
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 14, 2017 17:43:48 GMT
I'm happy with my latest urinalysis. Six years ago, I was pre-diabetic. Now, I'm OK, but now I have a different problem: microalbuminuria Not to mention you have the metabolism of a 68 year old woman. Oh, and you may have osteoporosis. As long as it isn't lupus.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 14, 2017 18:00:39 GMT
I'm afraid I have some bad news, Pop. It appears you will not be attending my pee party. I'm afraid it's your urine. You tested positive for opium. That's right, Pop. White lotus. Yam-yam. Shanghai Sally. My apartment is no place for an addict. I'm happy with my latest urinalysis. Six years ago, I was pre-diabetic. Now, I'm OK, but now I have a different problem: microalbuminuria I'd give you my microalbuminuria pass. Unfortunately, my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning.
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Post by π¬ππ on Sept 14, 2017 18:04:18 GMT
Not to mention you have the metabolism of a 68 year old woman. Oh, and you may have osteoporosis. As long as it isn't lupus. My cousin died from lupus. She was only 43. Nasty disease.
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Sept 14, 2017 18:18:04 GMT
Znep, that's an awesome couch! Ahhhh!
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 14, 2017 18:43:33 GMT
As long as it isn't lupus. My cousin died from lupus. She was only 43. Nasty disease. Well, that sucks. I know lupus is a serious thing, which made me often wonder why it was a running joke with George. Kind of like the young boy in the Mr. Belvedere episode who makes the joke about AIDS.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 14, 2017 19:03:10 GMT
My cousin died from lupus. She was only 43. Nasty disease. Well, that sucks. I know lupus is a serious thing, which made me often wonder why it was a running joke with George. Kind of like the young boy in the Mr. Belvedere episode who makes the joke about AIDS. Fun fact: Peter Lupus died of AIDS. {whispers from aside} What do you mean he's still alive? Well I'll be darned.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 14, 2017 19:07:26 GMT
Well, that sucks. I know lupus is a serious thing, which made me often wonder why it was a running joke with George. Kind of like the young boy in the Mr. Belvedere episode who makes the joke about AIDS. Fun fact: Peter Lupus died of AIDS. {whispers from aside} What do you mean he's still alive? Well I'll be darned. Next time we have a thread about interesting names, we can't forget him. Or former British actress Patricia Cutts.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 14, 2017 19:27:10 GMT
Fun fact: Peter Lupus died of AIDS. {whispers from aside} What do you mean he's still alive? Well I'll be darned. Next time we have a thread about interesting names, we can't forget him. Or former British actress Patricia Cutts. I thought you were gonna say something like Reginald Scurvy. You know, famous people named for diseases.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 14, 2017 19:31:44 GMT
Next time we have a thread about interesting names, we can't forget him. Or former British actress Patricia Cutts. I thought you were gonna say something like Reginald Scurvy. You know, famous people named for diseases. I have more dignity than that. Now excuse me, while I write a chapter about two great men.....Kyle Gass and Gene Brabender.
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Sept 14, 2017 22:22:45 GMT
I'LL CALL A PLUMBER RIGHT NOW!!!
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Post by rudiger on Sept 15, 2017 0:57:32 GMT
I'm afraid I have some bad news, Pop. It appears you will not be attending my pee party. I'm afraid it's your urine. You tested positive for opium. That's right, Pop. White lotus. Yam-yam. Shanghai Sally. My apartment is no place for an addict. I'm happy with my latest urinalysis. Six years ago, I was pre-diabetic. Now, I'm OK, but now I have a different problem: microalbuminuria Is that how you check for coulrophobia? I'm concerned.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 15, 2017 10:26:19 GMT
Should I bring anything? I'm afraid I have some bad news, Pop. It appears you will not be attending my pee party. I'm afraid it's your urine. You tested positive for opium. That's right, Pop. White lotus. Yam-yam. Shanghai Sally. My apartment is no place for an addict. I can't go in one of those dainty little cups. I need one of those "Big Gulp" cups from 7-11. Or at least a tumbler of some sort.
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Post by pop_actor on Sept 15, 2017 12:44:07 GMT
Once this party is over, Znep is gonna have to spray everything in his apartment with Ozium-D, let it de-ionise, vacuum the spray out with a de-ionising machine. Hit it with high-pressure compressed air, and wet-dry vac it to extract the remaining liquids.And top it off with one of his seven air-fresheners, in his case, I would recommend the Jasmine, or the Potpourri.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 15, 2017 14:11:06 GMT
Is this gonna be the kind of affair where we should book Christopher Cross, or should we just hire a tribute act? How much are we willing to splurge on the entertainment? I'm chipping in only $2. My hearing aid's on the fritz, so there's that.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 15, 2017 14:34:38 GMT
Is this gonna be the kind of affair where we should book Christopher Cross, or should we just hire a tribute act? How much are we willing to splurge on the entertainment? I'm chipping in only $2. My hearing aid's on the fritz, so there's that. Why not get Rod Stewart? Didn't he do a song called "Urine my heart, urine my soul". Oh...it was what? Oh, never mind.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 15, 2017 15:02:13 GMT
Is this gonna be the kind of affair where we should book Christopher Cross, or should we just hire a tribute act? How much are we willing to splurge on the entertainment? I'm chipping in only $2. My hearing aid's on the fritz, so there's that. Why not get Rod Stewart? Didn't he do a song called "Urine my heart, urine my soul". Oh...it was what? Oh, never mind. Springsteen's probably out of our price range, but didn't he sing in "Brilliant Disguise" about the wee-wee hours?
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Post by pop_actor on Sept 15, 2017 15:08:37 GMT
Is she invited? I will there in a pee second.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 15, 2017 15:21:18 GMT
Is she invited? I will there in a pee second. Well, this video has all been one big tease!
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Post by pop_actor on Sept 15, 2017 15:22:26 GMT
Is she invited? I will there in a pee second. Well, this video has all been one big tease! She is saving it for the party.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 15, 2017 15:44:04 GMT
Well, this video has all been one big tease! She is saving it for the party. Well, she seems like someone you'd bring home to meet Mom.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 15, 2017 15:44:57 GMT
Is she invited? I will there in a pee second. Well, this video has all been one big tease!
I notice you're not asking for your 9 minutes and 28 seconds back, though. ARE you?
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