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Post by SirMoeHimself on Jun 23, 2022 1:50:56 GMT
Nah but we're going there. Astros are in a 9 game stretch against New York teams. 6 over there, 3 here. And off to a good start with a sweep of a 2 game series against the Mets. Sorry, PB.
It gon' be a tough stretch, but I'm looking forward to it.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 23, 2022 9:18:57 GMT
Nah but we're going there. Astros are in a 9 game stretch against New York teams. 6 over there, 3 here. And off to a good start with a sweep of a 2 game series against the Mets. Sorry, PB. It gon' be a tough stretch, but I'm looking forward to it. Sorry, buddy. p.b. is a Canadian Football League fan now. He's been following the Ottawa Redblacks and really feels they have a shot this year. SirMoe: "Redblacks"? That's racist. Actually, that's double-racism! |
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Post by rudiger on Jun 23, 2022 17:58:16 GMT
Nah but we're going there. Astros are in a 9 game stretch against New York teams. 6 over there, 3 here. And off to a good start with a sweep of a 2 game series against the Mets. Sorry, PB. It gon' be a tough stretch, but I'm looking forward to it. Sorry, buddy. p.b. is a Canadian Football League fan now. He's been following the Ottawa Redblacks and really feels they have a shot this year. SirMoe: "Redblacks"? That's racist. Actually, that's double-racism! I liked them better when they were the Ottawa Weaselstompers. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 23, 2022 18:14:55 GMT
Sorry, buddy. p.b. is a Canadian Football League fan now. He's been following the Ottawa Redblacks and really feels they have a shot this year. SirMoe: "Redblacks"? That's racist. Actually, that's double-racism! I liked them better when they were the Ottawa Weaselstompers. I'd like to win the Powerball jackpot, buy the Miami Marlins and re-name them the Florida Farts. |
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Post by rudiger on Jun 23, 2022 18:25:19 GMT
I liked them better when they were the Ottawa Weaselstompers. I'd like to win the Powerball jackpot, buy the Miami Marlins and re-name them the Florida Farts. Not me. I'd rename the Miami Marlin Perkins. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 23, 2022 18:34:50 GMT
I'd like to win the Powerball jackpot, buy the Miami Marlins and re-name them the Florida Farts. Not me. I'd rename the Miami Marlin Perkins. The Miami Marlin Perkins es. |
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Post by rudiger on Jun 23, 2022 19:35:33 GMT
Not me. I'd rename the Miami Marlin Perkins. The Miami Marlin Perkins es. How about this? All the players are Marlin Perkinses, except the relief pitchers and pinch runners. They'd be the Jim Fowlers. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 23, 2022 22:55:38 GMT
I'd like to win the Powerball jackpot, buy the Miami Marlins and re-name them the Florida Farts. Not me. I'd rename the Miami Marlin Perkins. Okay, but my name would bring in more viewers. "Tonight...Reds...Farts...Only on ESPN!" |
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Jun 24, 2022 0:23:32 GMT
Nah but we're going there. Astros are in a 9 game stretch against New York teams. 6 over there, 3 here. And off to a good start with a sweep of a 2 game series against the Mets. Sorry, PB. It gon' be a tough stretch, but I'm looking forward to it. Sorry, buddy. p.b. is a Canadian Football League fan now. He's been following the Ottawa Redblacks and really feels they have a shot this year. SirMoe: "Redblacks"? That's racist. Actually, that's double-racism! Being Hispanic I don't deny racism exists, but redblacks? That cancels itself out so we're OK. Plus it's Canadian football, nobody watches. PB: I WATCH! |
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Jun 24, 2022 0:25:49 GMT
I liked them better when they were the Ottawa Weaselstompers. I'd like to win the Powerball jackpot, buy the Miami Marlins and re-name them the Florida Farts. When I was in highschool and would play some of the Madden games or other NFL 2k whatever games (can't remember the name) I always named my custom team the Scrotum Scratchers. Still makes me laugh. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 24, 2022 9:05:14 GMT
I'd like to win the Powerball jackpot, buy the Miami Marlins and re-name them the Florida Farts. When I was in highschool and would play some of the Madden games or other NFL 2k whatever games (can't remember the name) I always named my custom team the Scrotum Scratchers. Still makes me laugh. Fine. We'll have a board softball team. But I'm naming it. We'll call ourselves the Pittsburgh Poo Poo Pants. Now get cracking on a logo. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 24, 2022 11:53:35 GMT
When I was in highschool and would play some of the Madden games or other NFL 2k whatever games (can't remember the name) I always named my custom team the Scrotum Scratchers. Still makes me laugh. Fine. We'll have a board softball team. But I'm naming it. We'll call ourselves the Pittsburgh Poo Poo Pants. Now get cracking on a logo. I can't wait to face our down-river rivals, the Cincinnati Shit Stains. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 24, 2022 12:43:49 GMT
Fine. We'll have a board softball team. But I'm naming it. We'll call ourselves the Pittsburgh Poo Poo Pants. Now get cracking on a logo. I can't wait to face our down-river rivals, the Cincinnati Shit Stains. "This weekend! It's a complete mess! Shit Stains! Poo Poo Pants! All weekend long on ESPN!!" |
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Jun 24, 2022 21:55:03 GMT
When I was in highschool and would play some of the Madden games or other NFL 2k whatever games (can't remember the name) I always named my custom team the Scrotum Scratchers. Still makes me laugh. Fine. We'll have a board softball team. But I'm naming it. We'll call ourselves the Pittsburgh Poo Poo Pants. Now get cracking on a logo. Hey.......it's Scrotum Scratchers......you got that?!? |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 24, 2022 23:02:55 GMT
Fine. We'll have a board softball team. But I'm naming it. We'll call ourselves the Pittsburgh Poo Poo Pants. Now get cracking on a logo. Hey.......it's Scrotum Scratchers......you got that?!? The Scranton Scrotum Scratchers! That'll be the new name when they move the Orioles to Scranton. Ryan Mountcastle: Hey! I ain't a scrotum scratcher. Trade me! |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 24, 2022 23:39:40 GMT
Hey.......it's Scrotum Scratchers......you got that?!? The Scranton Scrotum Scratchers! That'll be the new name when they move the Orioles to Scranton. Ryan Mountcastle: Hey! I ain't a scrotum scratcher. Trade me! Well, they can't very well be the Scranton Orioles. What's the state bird of Pennsylvania anyway? Doot-de-doot-de-doo. It's the ruffed grouse. So the Scranton Scrotum Scratchers it is. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 24, 2022 23:59:14 GMT
The Scranton Scrotum Scratchers! That'll be the new name when they move the Orioles to Scranton. Ryan Mountcastle: Hey! I ain't a scrotum scratcher. Trade me! Well, they can't very well be the Scranton Orioles. What's the state bird of Pennsylvania anyway? Doot-de-doot-de-doo. It's the ruffed grouse. So the Scranton Scrotum Scratchers it is. The ruffled goose? That's a good name. Would it be gooses or geese? |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 25, 2022 0:21:20 GMT
Well, they can't very well be the Scranton Orioles. What's the state bird of Pennsylvania anyway? Doot-de-doot-de-doo. It's the ruffed grouse. So the Scranton Scrotum Scratchers it is. The ruffled goose? That's a good name. Would it be gooses or geese? It's gice, like mice. |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jun 25, 2022 13:25:24 GMT
Nah but we're going there. Astros are in a 9 game stretch against New York teams. 6 over there, 3 here. And off to a good start with a sweep of a 2 game series against the Mets. Sorry, PB. It gon' be a tough stretch, but I'm looking forward to it. they closed drexler's bbq in houston. has the void been filled with a quality bbq place yet? |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jun 25, 2022 17:23:53 GMT
Nah but we're going there. Astros are in a 9 game stretch against New York teams. 6 over there, 3 here. And off to a good start with a sweep of a 2 game series against the Mets. Sorry, PB. It gon' be a tough stretch, but I'm looking forward to it. Sorry, buddy. p.b. is a Canadian Football League fan now. He's been following the Ottawa Redblacks and really feels they have a shot this year. SirMoe: "Redblacks"? That's racist. Actually, that's double-racism! have to listen to the houston broadcasters... the yanks guys esp. mike kay are unbearable. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 25, 2022 17:51:43 GMT
Sorry, buddy. p.b. is a Canadian Football League fan now. He's been following the Ottawa Redblacks and really feels they have a shot this year. SirMoe: "Redblacks"? That's racist. Actually, that's double-racism! have to listen to the houston broadcasters... the yanks guys esp. mike kay are unbearable. You think that Kay is unbearable? Put on the radio broadcast and listen to John Sterling. You'll see stars. You'll be throbbing. |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jun 25, 2022 18:30:19 GMT
have to listen to the houston broadcasters... the yanks guys esp. mike kay are unbearable. You think that Kay is unbearable? Put on the radio broadcast and listen to John Sterling. You'll see stars. You'll be throbbing. what's that weird whistle sound they play in the stadium? |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 25, 2022 19:53:28 GMT
You think that Kay is unbearable? Put on the radio broadcast and listen to John Sterling. You'll see stars. You'll be throbbing. what's that weird whistle sound they play in the stadium? When one of their pitchers records a strikeout? |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 25, 2022 20:01:54 GMT
You think that Kay is unbearable? Put on the radio broadcast and listen to John Sterling. You'll see stars. You'll be throbbing. what's that weird whistle sound they play in the stadium? |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 25, 2022 20:20:22 GMT
what's that weird whistle sound they play in the stadium? He doesn't look like any Batman I've ever seen, what with that puffy shirt. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 25, 2022 20:29:09 GMT
He doesn't look like any Batman I've ever seen, what with that puffy shirt. It's Batman's kid, uh, Batboy. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 25, 2022 20:45:13 GMT
He doesn't look like any Batman I've ever seen, what with that puffy shirt. It's Batman's kid, uh, Batboy.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jun 25, 2022 20:51:17 GMT
Nah but we're going there. Astros are in a 9 game stretch against New York teams. 6 over there, 3 here. And off to a good start with a sweep of a 2 game series against the Mets. Sorry, PB. It gon' be a tough stretch, but I'm looking forward to it. No hitter for Javier. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 26, 2022 13:15:51 GMT
Nah but we're going there. Astros are in a 9 game stretch against New York teams. 6 over there, 3 here. And off to a good start with a sweep of a 2 game series against the Mets. Sorry, PB. It gon' be a tough stretch, but I'm looking forward to it. No hitter for Javier. Should have let him go the route. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 26, 2022 13:39:41 GMT
Should have let him go the route. Alton Benes: What route? George: Um, the drivel route? |
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