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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 26, 2021 22:49:38 GMT
Dr. Burger: It's a Scheib of a morning! Oscar: Why does he have to talk like that? Lulu, Boom Boom, Scheib, Dum-Dum. Drunk (now sober): Would you believe it... they had Earl Scheib in here last night? And he has a beautiful singing voice. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 26, 2021 23:00:41 GMT
Lulu, Boom Boom, Scheib, Dum-Dum. Drunk (now sober): Would you believe it... they had Earl Scheib in here last night? And he has a beautiful singing voice. Boris Kahlnikov: Are you in opera or rodeo? Oscar: No, I'm in baseball. Kahlnikov: Are you Earl Scheib? |
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 26, 2021 23:23:26 GMT
Drunk (now sober): Would you believe it... they had Earl Scheib in here last night? And he has a beautiful singing voice. Boris Kahlnikov: Are you in opera or rodeo? Oscar: No, I'm in baseball. Kahlnikov: Are you Earl Scheib? Monty Hall: A very adequate choice of words, because behind curtain number two we have 20 cases of canned Scheib. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 27, 2021 12:03:59 GMT
Boris Kahlnikov: Are you in opera or rodeo? Oscar: No, I'm in baseball. Kahlnikov: Are you Earl Scheib? Monty Hall: A very adequate choice of words, because behind curtain number two we have 20 cases of canned Scheib. Bubba Smith: Do you have a formal dining area? Felix: No. No I don't. Do you/ Bubba Smith: Yeah, I just did mine in blue and white, trimmed in gold. Looks great and the Scheibs love it. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 27, 2021 15:20:47 GMT
Monty Hall: A very adequate choice of words, because behind curtain number two we have 20 cases of canned Scheib. Bubba Smith: Do you have a formal dining area? Felix: No. No I don't. Do you/ Bubba Smith: Yeah, I just did mine in blue and white, trimmed in gold. Looks great and the Scheibs love it. Felix: Scheibimilian... one-in-a-million Scheib. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 27, 2021 15:34:35 GMT
Bubba Smith: Do you have a formal dining area? Felix: No. No I don't. Do you/ Bubba Smith: Yeah, I just did mine in blue and white, trimmed in gold. Looks great and the Scheibs love it. Felix: Scheibimilian... one-in-a-million Scheib. Murray the Cop: I finally tracked down the owner of this building and it's a big TV star. Meet Earl Scheib! |
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 27, 2021 15:49:52 GMT
Felix: Scheibimilian... one-in-a-million Scheib. Murray the Cop: I finally tracked down the owner of this building and it's a big TV star. Meet Earl Scheib! Bobby Riggs: Hi, everybody. Oh, the old double-head bit. And the Earl Scheib cut-out. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 28, 2021 20:55:03 GMT
Murray the Cop: I finally tracked down the owner of this building and it's a big TV star. Meet Earl Scheib! Bobby Riggs: Hi, everybody. Oh, the old double-head bit. And the Earl Scheib cut-out. Howard Cosell: Don't call me Scheiby! |
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 28, 2021 21:01:54 GMT
Bobby Riggs: Hi, everybody. Oh, the old double-head bit. And the Earl Scheib cut-out. Howard Cosell: Don't call me Scheiby! Felix: But how can I go back to him? You... you heard what he called me. He called me an inane Scheib. Oscar: What's an inane Scheib? Felix: Well, it's a... dull car painter. Oscar: You are an inane Scheib. |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Aug 28, 2021 22:06:14 GMT
it's so hot they are putting out of the bunker!
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 28, 2021 22:42:48 GMT
it's so hot they are putting out of the bunker! Of course, if the ball had gone two feet, he'd have looked like a damn fool. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 28, 2021 23:05:25 GMT
it's so hot they are putting out of the bunker! I bet Stan the Caddy told him to do it. |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Aug 29, 2021 1:47:02 GMT
it's so hot they are putting out of the bunker! I bet Stan the Caddy told him to do it. I did. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 29, 2021 10:50:50 GMT
it's so hot they are putting out of the bunker! I bet Stan the Caddy told him to do it. Did Stan tell him to have a snot rag hanging out of his back pocket, too? |
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 29, 2021 12:56:37 GMT
I bet Stan the Caddy told him to do it. Did Stan tell him to have a snot rag hanging out of his back pocket, too? Stan the Caddy: Here's what you do. You bring a snot rag. That way, the sun comes out you play the snot rag off the sweaty forehead. |
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Post by rudiger on Aug 30, 2021 11:13:42 GMT
Which led to his name being used as a verb. "Hey, buddy. You really got Scheibed there." (Cue rudiger): That crackwhore tried to Scheib me for $50. What can I get for $50? Crackwhore: Well, you can get an Earl Scheib. What's that? Crackwhore: You strip naked and I rattle-can spray paint you, but if you want masking tape to cover any 'trim' pieces, it costs extra. Will you take a bad, two-party, out-of-state check? |
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 30, 2021 11:55:03 GMT
(Cue rudiger): That crackwhore tried to Scheib me for $50. What can I get for $50? Crackwhore: Well, you can get an Earl Scheib. What's that? Crackwhore: You strip naked and I rattle-can spray paint you, but if you want masking tape to cover any 'trim' pieces, it costs extra. Will you take a bad, two-party, out-of-state check? Sounds like a rookie crackwhore. I know a few in Pawtucket who'll service your undercarriage. |
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Post by rudiger on Aug 30, 2021 12:07:16 GMT
What can I get for $50? Crackwhore: Well, you can get an Earl Scheib. What's that? Crackwhore: You strip naked and I rattle-can spray paint you, but if you want masking tape to cover any 'trim' pieces, it costs extra. Will you take a bad, two-party, out-of-state check? Sounds like a rookie crackwhore. I know a few in Pawtucket who'll service your undercarriage. Rookie crackwhore? More like crackwhore trainee. You can tell them because they wear those paper 'Trainee' hats. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 30, 2021 12:58:20 GMT
Sounds like a rookie crackwhore. I know a few in Pawtucket who'll service your undercarriage. Rookie crackwhore? More like crackwhore trainee. You can tell them because they wear those paper 'Trainee' hats. I hate when they call their supervisor over for instructions. |
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