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Post by snelling on Mar 22, 2021 22:58:28 GMT
Jerry Behaving out of Character
1. Shaving his body, and then acting like a Werewolf. 2. Eating grapefruit like "a healthy person." 3. George wanting Jerry to lie about "The Red Dot," to Elaine, but he non-verbally refuses.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 23, 2021 15:15:40 GMT
Jerry Behaving out of Character
1. Shaving his body, and then acting like a Werewolf. 2. Eating grapefruit like "a healthy person." 3. George wanting Jerry to lie about "The Red Dot," to Elaine, but he non-verbally refuses. 4. Being depressed and gloomy around Cheryl so that she'll prefer George.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Mar 25, 2021 1:08:09 GMT
jerry Behaving out of Character
1. Shaving his body, and then acting like a Werewolf. 2. Eating grapefruit like "a healthy person." 3. George wanting Jerry to lie about "The Red Dot," to Elaine, but he non-verbally refuses. 4. Being depressed and gloomy around Cheryl so that she'll prefer George. 5. jerry seiny wearing glasses to trick Lloyd Braun
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Post by snelling on Mar 25, 2021 23:42:34 GMT
Jerry Behaving out of Character
1. Shaving his body, and then acting like a Werewolf. 2. Eating grapefruit like "a healthy person." 3. George wanting Jerry to lie about "The Red Dot," to Elaine, but he non-verbally refuses. 4. Being depressed and gloomy around Cheryl so that she'll prefer George. 5. Jerry wearing glasses to trick Lloyd Braun. 6. Suddenly turning all OCD sometime around Season 7.
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Post by NJtoTX on Mar 26, 2021 11:29:13 GMT
Jerry Behaving out of Character
1. Shaving his body, and then acting like a Werewolf. 2. Eating grapefruit like "a healthy person." 3. George wanting Jerry to lie about "The Red Dot," to Elaine, but he non-verbally refuses. 4. Being depressed and gloomy around Cheryl so that she'll prefer George. 5. Jerry wearing glasses to trick Lloyd Braun. 6. Suddenly turning all OCD sometime around Season 7. 7. Urinating in a parking garage without washing his hands.
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Mar 26, 2021 15:00:44 GMT
Jerry Behaving out of Character
1. Shaving his body, and then acting like a Werewolf. 2. Eating grapefruit like "a healthy person." 3. George wanting Jerry to lie about "The Red Dot," to Elaine, but he non-verbally refuses. 4. Being depressed and gloomy around Cheryl so that she'll prefer George. 5. Jerry wearing glasses to trick Lloyd Braun. 6. Suddenly turning all OCD sometime around Season 7. 7. Urinating in a parking garage without washing his hands. 8. In order to prove to Jenna that something of his in the toilet doesn't bother him, he lets Elaine borrow his car, when Elaine needs to clean up "1Q".
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Post by snelling on Mar 26, 2021 19:17:39 GMT
Jerry Behaving out of Character
1. Shaving his body, and then acting like a Werewolf. 2. Eating grapefruit like "a healthy person." 3. George wanting Jerry to lie about "The Red Dot," to Elaine, but he non-verbally refuses. 4. Being depressed and gloomy around Cheryl so that she'll prefer George. 5. Jerry wearing glasses to trick Lloyd Braun. 6. Suddenly turning all OCD sometime around Season 7. 7. Urinating in a parking garage without washing his hands. 8. In order to prove to Jenna that something of his in the toilet doesn't bother him, he lets Elaine borrow his car, when Elaine needs to clean up "1Q." 9. Getting a last chance with Elaine in bed and then, not being "up" to the task.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 21, 2021 17:31:03 GMT
Jerry Behaving out of Character
1. Shaving his body, and then acting like a Werewolf. 2. Eating grapefruit like "a healthy person." 3. George wanting Jerry to lie about "The Red Dot," to Elaine, but he non-verbally refuses. 4. Being depressed and gloomy around Cheryl so that she'll prefer George. 5. Jerry wearing glasses to trick Lloyd Braun. 6. Suddenly turning all OCD sometime around Season 7. 7. Urinating in a parking garage without washing his hands. 8. In order to prove to Jenna that something of his in the toilet doesn't bother him, he lets Elaine borrow his car, when Elaine needs to clean up "1Q." 9. Getting a last chance with Elaine in bed and then, not being "up" to the task. 10. Spending time with Sid Fields.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 23, 2021 10:36:55 GMT
Jerry Behaving out of Character 1. Shaving his body, and then acting like a Werewolf. 2. Eating grapefruit like "a healthy person." 3. George wanting Jerry to lie about "The Red Dot," to Elaine, but he non-verbally refuses. 4. Being depressed and gloomy around Cheryl so that she'll prefer George. 5. Jerry wearing glasses to trick Lloyd Braun. 6. Suddenly turning all OCD sometime around Season 7. 7. Urinating in a parking garage without washing his hands. 8. In order to prove to Jenna that something of his in the toilet doesn't bother him, he lets Elaine borrow his car, when Elaine needs to clean up "1Q." 9. Getting a last chance with Elaine in bed and then, not being "up" to the task. 10. Spending time with Sid Fields. 11. Crying after his break-up with Patty.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Apr 24, 2021 4:03:25 GMT
Jerry Behaving out of Character
1. Shaving his body, and then acting like a Werewolf. 2. Eating grapefruit like "a healthy person." 3. George wanting Jerry to lie about "The Red Dot," to Elaine, but he non-verbally refuses. 4. Being depressed and gloomy around Cheryl so that she'll prefer George. 5. Jerry wearing glasses to trick Lloyd Braun. 6. Suddenly turning all OCD sometime around Season 7. 7. Urinating in a parking garage without washing his hands. 8. In order to prove to Jenna that something of his in the toilet doesn't bother him, he lets Elaine borrow his car, when Elaine needs to clean up "1Q." 9. Getting a last chance with Elaine in bed and then, not being "up" to the task. 10. Spending time with Sid Fields. 11. Crying after his break-up with Patty. 12. getting 'jiggy with it' at joe mayo's party
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 26, 2021 17:07:34 GMT
Jerry Behaving out of Character
1. Shaving his body, and then acting like a Werewolf. 2. Eating grapefruit like "a healthy person." 3. George wanting Jerry to lie about "The Red Dot," to Elaine, but he non-verbally refuses. 4. Being depressed and gloomy around Cheryl so that she'll prefer George. 5. Jerry wearing glasses to trick Lloyd Braun. 6. Suddenly turning all OCD sometime around Season 7. 7. Urinating in a parking garage without washing his hands. 8. In order to prove to Jenna that something of his in the toilet doesn't bother him, he lets Elaine borrow his car, when Elaine needs to clean up "1Q." 9. Getting a last chance with Elaine in bed and then, not being "up" to the task. 10. Spending time with Sid Fields. 11. Crying after his break-up with Patty. 12. getting 'jiggy with it' at joe mayo's party 13. (resembling Kramer) I'm on no sleep! No sleep!!
Next Topic: Jerry's Best Lines
1. Let me finish my coffee, then we'll go watch 'em slice this fat bastard up.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Apr 30, 2021 5:46:43 GMT
Next Topic: Jerry's Best Lines
1. Let me finish my coffee, then we'll go watch 'em slice this fat bastard up. 2. Oh, the sex is wild but she's got this incredible toy collection and she won't let me near it!
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on May 4, 2021 21:03:27 GMT
Next Topic: Jerry's Best Lines
1. Let me finish my coffee, then we'll go watch 'em slice this fat bastard up. 2. Oh, the sex is wild but she's got this incredible toy collection and she won't let me near it! 3. A relationship is an organism. You started this thing, but then you starved it, so it turned against you. The same thing happened in "The Blob"!
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Post by NJtoTX on May 5, 2021 6:11:29 GMT
Jerry's Best Lines
1. Let me finish my coffee, then we'll go watch 'em slice this fat bastard up. 2. Oh, the sex is wild but she's got this incredible toy collection and she won't let me near it! 3. A relationship is an organism. You started this thing, but then you starved it, so it turned against you. The same thing happened in "The Blob"! 4. Mulva?
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Post by rhs6358 on May 5, 2021 12:06:06 GMT
Jerry's Best Lines
1. Let me finish my coffee, then we'll go watch 'em slice this fat bastard up. 2. Oh, the sex is wild but she's got this incredible toy collection and she won't let me near it! 3. A relationship is an organism. You started this thing, but then you starved it, so it turned against you. The same thing happened in "The Blob"! 4. Mulva? 5. Looking at cleavage is like looking into the sun. You don’t stare at it. It’s too risky. You get a sense of it, then you look away.
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Post by pizzabagel on May 5, 2021 12:11:50 GMT
Jerry's Best Lines
1. Let me finish my coffee, then we'll go watch 'em slice this fat bastard up. 2. Oh, the sex is wild but she's got this incredible toy collection and she won't let me near it! 3. A relationship is an organism. You started this thing, but then you starved it, so it turned against you. The same thing happened in "The Blob"! 4. Mulva? 5. Looking at cleavage is like looking into the sun. You don’t stare at it. It’s too risky. You get a sense of it, then you look away. 6. Are we not human?! If we pick, do we not bleed?! I am not an animal!
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Post by samcollins99 on May 5, 2021 15:02:23 GMT
Jerry's Best Lines
1. Let me finish my coffee, then we'll go watch 'em slice this fat bastard up. 2. Oh, the sex is wild but she's got this incredible toy collection and she won't let me near it! 3. A relationship is an organism. You started this thing, but then you starved it, so it turned against you. The same thing happened in "The Blob"! 4. Mulva? 5. Looking at cleavage is like looking into the sun. You don’t stare at it. It’s too risky. You get a sense of it, then you look away. 6. Are we not human?! If we pick, do we not bleed?! I am not an animal! 7. You've been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend... the bad fiancé, the bad dinner guest, the bad credit risk... the bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen... the bad tipper!
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on May 6, 2021 14:55:19 GMT
Jerry's Best Lines
1. Let me finish my coffee, then we'll go watch 'em slice this fat bastard up. 2. Oh, the sex is wild but she's got this incredible toy collection and she won't let me near it! 3. A relationship is an organism. You started this thing, but then you starved it, so it turned against you. The same thing happened in "The Blob"! 4. Mulva? 5. Looking at cleavage is like looking into the sun. You don’t stare at it. It’s too risky. You get a sense of it, then you look away. 6. Are we not human?! If we pick, do we not bleed?! I am not an animal! 7. You've been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend... the bad fiancé, the bad dinner guest, the bad credit risk... the bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen... the bad tipper! 8. You can certainly talk some trash. I guess that's better than eating it!
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Post by pizzabagel on May 6, 2021 15:10:45 GMT
Jerry's Best Lines
1. Let me finish my coffee, then we'll go watch 'em slice this fat bastard up. 2. Oh, the sex is wild but she's got this incredible toy collection and she won't let me near it! 3. A relationship is an organism. You started this thing, but then you starved it, so it turned against you. The same thing happened in "The Blob"! 4. Mulva? 5. Looking at cleavage is like looking into the sun. You don’t stare at it. It’s too risky. You get a sense of it, then you look away. 6. Are we not human?! If we pick, do we not bleed?! I am not an animal! 7. You've been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend... the bad fiancé, the bad dinner guest, the bad credit risk... the bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen... the bad tipper! 8. You can certainly talk some trash. I guess that's better than eating it! 9. Do you think I enjoy living like this? The shame, the humiliation. You know, I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place.
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on May 8, 2021 21:25:52 GMT
Jerry's Best Lines
1. Let me finish my coffee, then we'll go watch 'em slice this fat bastard up. 2. Oh, the sex is wild but she's got this incredible toy collection and she won't let me near it! 3. A relationship is an organism. You started this thing, but then you starved it, so it turned against you. The same thing happened in "The Blob"! 4. Mulva? 5. Looking at cleavage is like looking into the sun. You don’t stare at it. It’s too risky. You get a sense of it, then you look away. 6. Are we not human?! If we pick, do we not bleed?! I am not an animal! 7. You've been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend... the bad fiancé, the bad dinner guest, the bad credit risk... the bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen... the bad tipper! 8. You can certainly talk some trash. I guess that's better than eating it! 9. Do you think I enjoy living like this? The shame, the humiliation. You know, I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place. 10. Why am I wearing [the puffy shirt] now? I'll tell you why I'm wearing it now! Because the Low Talker asked me to, that's why! And I said yes, do you know why? Because I couldn't hear her!
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on May 9, 2021 18:18:04 GMT
Jerry's Best Lines
1. Let me finish my coffee, then we'll go watch 'em slice this fat bastard up. 2. Oh, the sex is wild but she's got this incredible toy collection and she won't let me near it! 3. A relationship is an organism. You started this thing, but then you starved it, so it turned against you. The same thing happened in "The Blob"! 4. Mulva? 5. Looking at cleavage is like looking into the sun. You don’t stare at it. It’s too risky. You get a sense of it, then you look away. 6. Are we not human?! If we pick, do we not bleed?! I am not an animal! 7. You've been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend... the bad fiancé, the bad dinner guest, the bad credit risk... the bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen... the bad tipper! 8. You can certainly talk some trash. I guess that's better than eating it! 9. Do you think I enjoy living like this? The shame, the humiliation. You know, I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place. 10. Why am I wearing [the puffy shirt] now? I'll tell you why I'm wearing it now! Because the Low Talker asked me to, that's why! And I said yes, do you know why? Because I couldn't hear her! 11. That's not going to be good for anybody.
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Post by rhs6358 on May 10, 2021 13:26:47 GMT
Jerry's Best Lines
1. Let me finish my coffee, then we'll go watch 'em slice this fat bastard up. 2. Oh, the sex is wild but she's got this incredible toy collection and she won't let me near it! 3. A relationship is an organism. You started this thing, but then you starved it, so it turned against you. The same thing happened in "The Blob"! 4. Mulva? 5. Looking at cleavage is like looking into the sun. You don’t stare at it. It’s too risky. You get a sense of it, then you look away. 6. Are we not human?! If we pick, do we not bleed?! I am not an animal! 7. You've been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend... the bad fiancé, the bad dinner guest, the bad credit risk... the bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen... the bad tipper! 8. You can certainly talk some trash. I guess that's better than eating it! 9. Do you think I enjoy living like this? The shame, the humiliation. You know, I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place. 10. Why am I wearing [the puffy shirt] now? I'll tell you why I'm wearing it now! Because the Low Talker asked me to, that's why! And I said yes, do you know why? Because I couldn't hear her! 11. That's not going to be good for anybody. 12. You see, when something's wet, it's wet. Same thing with death. Like, once you die, you're dead. Let's say you drop dead and I shoot you. You're not gonna die again, you're already dead. You can't over-die, you can't over-dry.
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Post by rhs6358 on May 13, 2021 11:40:47 GMT
Jerry's Best Lines
1. Let me finish my coffee, then we'll go watch 'em slice this fat bastard up. 2. Oh, the sex is wild but she's got this incredible toy collection and she won't let me near it! 3. A relationship is an organism. You started this thing, but then you starved it, so it turned against you. The same thing happened in "The Blob"! 4. Mulva? 5. Looking at cleavage is like looking into the sun. You don’t stare at it. It’s too risky. You get a sense of it, then you look away. 6. Are we not human?! If we pick, do we not bleed?! I am not an animal! 7. You've been the bad employee, the bad son, the bad friend... the bad fiancé, the bad dinner guest, the bad credit risk... the bad date, the bad sport, the bad citizen... the bad tipper! 8. You can certainly talk some trash. I guess that's better than eating it! 9. Do you think I enjoy living like this? The shame, the humiliation. You know, I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place. 10. Why am I wearing [the puffy shirt] now? I'll tell you why I'm wearing it now! Because the Low Talker asked me to, that's why! And I said yes, do you know why? Because I couldn't hear her! 11. That's not going to be good for anybody. 12. You see, when something's wet, it's wet. Same thing with death. Like, once you die, you're dead. Let's say you drop dead and I shoot you. You're not gonna die again, you're already dead. You can't over-die, you can't over-dry. 13. I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me!
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George's Best Lines
1. Hi. My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on May 14, 2021 22:58:05 GMT
George's Best Lines
1. Hi. My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents. 2. What did you go out with me for?! Just to dump chocolate on my shirt and then just dump me altogether?! I don't deserve that kind of treatment! What, you don't have the common courtesy to return my calls?! To apologize! You think I'm some sort of a loser, that likes to be abused and ignored?! Who's shirt can be ruined without financial restitution?! Some sort of a masochist who enjoys being humiliated? You think you can avoid me like I have some sort of disease?! You have the disease! You have the disease! You may be beautiful and rich and physically .. just .. unbelievable, but you sicken me! You disgust me! You and everyone like you!
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Post by rhs6358 on May 20, 2021 16:57:32 GMT
George's Best Lines
1. Hi. My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
2. What did you go out with me for?! Just to dump chocolate on my shirt and then just dump me altogether?! I don't deserve that kind of treatment! What, you don't have the common courtesy to return my calls?! To apologize! You think I'm some sort of a loser, that likes to be abused and ignored?! Who's shirt can be ruined without financial restitution?! Some sort of a masochist who enjoys being humiliated? You think you can avoid me like I have some sort of disease?! You have the disease! You have the disease! You may be beautiful and rich and physically .. just .. unbelievable, but you sicken me! You disgust me! You and everyone like you!
3. Uh, hi, it's George. George Costanza. Remember me? The guy that didn't come up for coffee? You see, I didn't realize that coffee didn't really mean ... well, whatever. Anyway, it was fun. It was, um, it was fun, so, oh boy, uh, so, you call me back. If you want, it's up to you, you know, whatever you wanna do. Either way. The ball's in your court. So, er, take it easy.
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Post by pizzabagel on May 25, 2021 22:21:00 GMT
George's Best Lines
1. Hi. My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
2. What did you go out with me for?! Just to dump chocolate on my shirt and then just dump me altogether?! I don't deserve that kind of treatment! What, you don't have the common courtesy to return my calls?! To apologize! You think I'm some sort of a loser, that likes to be abused and ignored?! Who's shirt can be ruined without financial restitution?! Some sort of a masochist who enjoys being humiliated? You think you can avoid me like I have some sort of disease?! You have the disease! You have the disease! You may be beautiful and rich and physically .. just .. unbelievable, but you sicken me! You disgust me! You and everyone like you!
3. Uh, hi, it's George. George Costanza. Remember me? The guy that didn't come up for coffee? You see, I didn't realize that coffee didn't really mean ... well, whatever. Anyway, it was fun. It was, um, it was fun, so, oh boy, uh, so, you call me back. If you want, it's up to you, you know, whatever you wanna do. Either way. The ball's in your court. So, er, take it easy.
4. Jerry, just remember. It's not a lie... if you believe it.
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Post by rhs6358 on May 25, 2021 22:44:57 GMT
George's Best Lines
1. Hi. My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
2. What did you go out with me for?! Just to dump chocolate on my shirt and then just dump me altogether?! I don't deserve that kind of treatment! What, you don't have the common courtesy to return my calls?! To apologize! You think I'm some sort of a loser, that likes to be abused and ignored?! Who's shirt can be ruined without financial restitution?! Some sort of a masochist who enjoys being humiliated? You think you can avoid me like I have some sort of disease?! You have the disease! You have the disease! You may be beautiful and rich and physically .. just .. unbelievable, but you sicken me! You disgust me! You and everyone like you!
3. Uh, hi, it's George. George Costanza. Remember me? The guy that didn't come up for coffee? You see, I didn't realize that coffee didn't really mean ... well, whatever. Anyway, it was fun. It was, um, it was fun, so, oh boy, uh, so, you call me back. If you want, it's up to you, you know, whatever you wanna do. Either way. The ball's in your court. So, er, take it easy.
4. Jerry, just remember. It's not a lie... if you believe it.
5. I was in the pool! I was in the pool!
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Post by rhs6358 on May 26, 2021 19:04:34 GMT
George's Best Lines
1. Hi. My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
2. What did you go out with me for?! Just to dump chocolate on my shirt and then just dump me altogether?! I don't deserve that kind of treatment! What, you don't have the common courtesy to return my calls?! To apologize! You think I'm some sort of a loser, that likes to be abused and ignored?! Who's shirt can be ruined without financial restitution?! Some sort of a masochist who enjoys being humiliated? You think you can avoid me like I have some sort of disease?! You have the disease! You have the disease! You may be beautiful and rich and physically .. just .. unbelievable, but you sicken me! You disgust me! You and everyone like you!
3. Uh, hi, it's George. George Costanza. Remember me? The guy that didn't come up for coffee? You see, I didn't realize that coffee didn't really mean ... well, whatever. Anyway, it was fun. It was, um, it was fun, so, oh boy, uh, so, you call me back. If you want, it's up to you, you know, whatever you wanna do. Either way. The ball's in your court. So, er, take it easy.
4. Jerry, just remember. It's not a lie... if you believe it. 5. I was in the pool! I was in the pool! 6. He's in the bathroom!
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Post by pizzabagel on May 26, 2021 19:23:37 GMT
George's Best Lines
1. Hi. My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
2. What did you go out with me for?! Just to dump chocolate on my shirt and then just dump me altogether?! I don't deserve that kind of treatment! What, you don't have the common courtesy to return my calls?! To apologize! You think I'm some sort of a loser, that likes to be abused and ignored?! Who's shirt can be ruined without financial restitution?! Some sort of a masochist who enjoys being humiliated? You think you can avoid me like I have some sort of disease?! You have the disease! You have the disease! You may be beautiful and rich and physically .. just .. unbelievable, but you sicken me! You disgust me! You and everyone like you!
3. Uh, hi, it's George. George Costanza. Remember me? The guy that didn't come up for coffee? You see, I didn't realize that coffee didn't really mean ... well, whatever. Anyway, it was fun. It was, um, it was fun, so, oh boy, uh, so, you call me back. If you want, it's up to you, you know, whatever you wanna do. Either way. The ball's in your court. So, er, take it easy.
4. Jerry, just remember. It's not a lie... if you believe it. 5. I was in the pool! I was in the pool! 6. He's in the bathroom! 7. Vandelay! Say "Vandelay"!
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Post by NJtoTX on May 27, 2021 1:17:17 GMT
George's Best Lines
1. Hi. My name is George. I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
2. What did you go out with me for?! Just to dump chocolate on my shirt and then just dump me altogether?! I don't deserve that kind of treatment! What, you don't have the common courtesy to return my calls?! To apologize! You think I'm some sort of a loser, that likes to be abused and ignored?! Who's shirt can be ruined without financial restitution?! Some sort of a masochist who enjoys being humiliated? You think you can avoid me like I have some sort of disease?! You have the disease! You have the disease! You may be beautiful and rich and physically .. just .. unbelievable, but you sicken me! You disgust me! You and everyone like you!
3. Uh, hi, it's George. George Costanza. Remember me? The guy that didn't come up for coffee? You see, I didn't realize that coffee didn't really mean ... well, whatever. Anyway, it was fun. It was, um, it was fun, so, oh boy, uh, so, you call me back. If you want, it's up to you, you know, whatever you wanna do. Either way. The ball's in your court. So, er, take it easy.
4. Jerry, just remember. It's not a lie... if you believe it. 5. I was in the pool! I was in the pool! 6. He's in the bathroom! 7. Vandelay! Say "Vandelay"! 8. The sea was angry that day, my friends - like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about fifty feet out and suddenly, the great beast appeared before me. I tell you he was ten stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized that something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish.
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