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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jan 24, 2021 18:51:28 GMT
A recount? You don't have enough people left on this board to organize a softball game. This thing is rigged! I'm sending in a mob! Stop the steal! rhs: Define "mob". Couple of homeless guys. stealing again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 24, 2021 19:06:29 GMT
This thing is rigged! I'm sending in a mob! Stop the steal! rhs: Define "mob". Couple of homeless guys. stealing again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Something something from the backside then a flush? Something stinks alright.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jan 29, 2021 0:08:21 GMT
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 29, 2021 0:44:05 GMT
Indoor pyrotechnics? They're liable to set the cardboard cutouts of fans in the stands ablaze.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jan 29, 2021 1:46:09 GMT
Indoor pyrotechnics? They're liable to set the cardboard cutouts of fans in the stands ablaze. They opened up a can o’ whoop ass tonight!🤭
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 29, 2021 2:02:16 GMT
Indoor pyrotechnics? They're liable to set the cardboard cutouts of fans in the stands ablaze. They opened up a can o’ whoop ass tonight!🤭 Lately, though, I've been, uh, - I've been buying the generic can o’ whoop ass. You know, I rip off the label, I can hardly tell the difference.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 29, 2021 11:49:38 GMT
They opened up a can o’ whoop ass tonight!🤭 Lately, though, I've been, uh, - I've been buying the generic can o’ whoop ass. You know, I rip off the label, I can hardly tell the difference. At my market, they will actually make the whoop-ass and package it for you while you wait. That's some fresh whoop-ass.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Feb 10, 2021 23:38:44 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 11, 2021 11:50:32 GMT
Seventy-two bucks? I can get a week's worth of bourbon for that. Maybe eight days worth if I pace myself. nuts: I'd rather have the jersey. You know, $72 will pay for 4 or 5 calzones. nuts (thinks about it): Aw, who needs those jerseys anyways?
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Mar 12, 2021 2:57:27 GMT
How'd I miss this the first time around? Tricks? I ain't got no tricks. I ain't got to show you no steenking tricks! polite tricks!
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 12, 2021 12:59:48 GMT
How'd I miss this the first time around? Tricks? I ain't got no tricks. I ain't got to show you no steenking tricks! polite tricks! Rutgers players are so polite. This is like... you're almost glad to be tricked by them.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Mar 20, 2021 1:51:01 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 20, 2021 23:17:49 GMT
I prefer Rutgers trucks
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Mar 22, 2021 0:07:09 GMT
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on May 2, 2021 15:30:01 GMT
Rutgers players are so polite. This is like... you're almost glad to be tricked by them. baseball tricks!!!!!!!!
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Post by pizzabagel on May 2, 2021 15:46:22 GMT
Rutgers players are so polite. This is like... you're almost glad to be tricked by them. baseball tricks!!!!!!!! They used the old hidden ball trick? But that only works for the defense. Boy, they're tricky alright.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Sept 30, 2021 2:49:20 GMT
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 30, 2021 9:24:45 GMT
[Gritting teeth] Rutgers!
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Post by rudiger on Sept 30, 2021 15:29:50 GMT
Wait a moment. Isn't Ohio State's school color red, too? How will anyone know which team is being rooted for if everyone is wearing red? I don't like the sound of this. No, sir, not one bit. OTOH, maybe you can tell the Ohio State fans by the drooling and foaming at the mouth.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Sept 30, 2021 17:36:21 GMT
Wait a moment. Isn't Ohio State's school color red, too? How will anyone know which team is being rooted for if everyone is wearing red? I don't like the sound of this. No, sir, not one bit. OTOH, maybe you can tell the Ohio State fans by the drooling and foaming at the mouth. the drooling is from the vaxx!
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Post by rudiger on Sept 30, 2021 18:01:25 GMT
Wait a moment. Isn't Ohio State's school color red, too? How will anyone know which team is being rooted for if everyone is wearing red? I don't like the sound of this. No, sir, not one bit. OTOH, maybe you can tell the Ohio State fans by the drooling and foaming at the mouth. the drooling is from the vaxx! I think that's only from the vaccine championed by rhs. You know, the Raxx vaxx.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 30, 2021 18:53:08 GMT
the drooling is from the vaxx! I think that's only from the vaccine championed by rhs. You know, the Raxx vaxx. I endorse a vaccine made from whisky. Almost makes you wish you had covid.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 30, 2021 19:10:44 GMT
I think that's only from the vaccine championed by rhs. You know, the Raxx vaxx. I endorse a vaccine made from whisky. Almost makes you wish you had covid. They looked into a whisky vaccine, but they determined it wasn't feasible. However, they came up with an effective whisky enema.
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Post by rudiger on Sept 30, 2021 20:06:48 GMT
I endorse a vaccine made from whisky. Almost makes you wish you had covid. They looked into a whisky vaccine, but they determined it wasn't feasible. However, they came up with an effective whisky enema. This seems like a market opportunity for the Hennigans people.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 30, 2021 20:54:07 GMT
They looked into a whisky vaccine, but they determined it wasn't feasible. However, they came up with an effective whisky enema. This seems like a market opportunity for the Hennigans people. A no-smell enema? Is that possible?
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 30, 2021 22:29:15 GMT
This seems like a market opportunity for the Hennigans people. A no-smell enema? Is that possible? There's only one way to find out. To the dreaded apparatus.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 30, 2021 22:36:20 GMT
A no-smell enema? Is that possible? There's only one way to find out. To the dreaded apparatus. "To the dreaded apparatus"? Who are you? Batman?
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Post by rudiger on Sept 30, 2021 22:51:24 GMT
There's only one way to find out. To the dreaded apparatus. "To the dreaded apparatus"? Who are you? Batman? (Adam West voice): Pizzabagel, you diabolical fiend...
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 30, 2021 22:53:42 GMT
"To the dreaded apparatus"? Who are you? Batman? (Adam West voice): Pizzabagel, you diabolical fiend... Robin: Holy diarrhea, Batman!
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 1, 2021 0:52:49 GMT
"To the dreaded apparatus"? Who are you? Batman? (Adam West voice): Pizzabagel, you diabolical fiend... [To my moll:] You poor diluted girl. rudiger: It's "deluded." Batman: No, she watered down the whisky before administering the enema.
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