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Post by snelling on Nov 1, 2020 19:06:27 GMT
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Nov 1, 2020 19:33:19 GMT
i vote.
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 1, 2020 20:10:04 GMT
snelling, you can't post stuff like this. nutsberryfarm is recuperating. He can't get excited. Please try limiting your posts to friendly comments.
snelling: Can I mention calzones?
No. It gets nuts excited. If you must mention food, try talking about beef jerky. Or maybe some low-salt canned soup.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Nov 1, 2020 20:18:21 GMT
i vote many times. i love voting.
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Post by pizzabagel on Nov 1, 2020 20:19:45 GMT
Voting is the biggest scam perpetrated on the American public since declaring our independence from England.
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Post by pizzabagel on Nov 1, 2020 20:25:10 GMT
i vote many times. i love voting. Hold it, nuts. You wouldn't vote if it came with a free calzone. nuts: I love voting. It's good for you. Really? Then maybe you'd like to have a ballot? nuts: Gladly. [nuts starts filling it out, then tears it up.] nuts: Vile deed!
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 1, 2020 21:15:58 GMT
Voting is the biggest scam perpetrated on the American public since declaring our independence from England. So you don't like those little "I Voted" stickers they give you? pizzabagel: I tear them up and throw them in their face.
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 1, 2020 21:16:40 GMT
i vote many times. i love voting. You vote many times? nuts: Sure. Often for different candidates. I like to spread the wealth.
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Post by pizzabagel on Nov 1, 2020 22:23:47 GMT
Voting is the biggest scam perpetrated on the American public since declaring our independence from England. So you don't like those little "I Voted" stickers they give you? pizzabagel: I tear them up and throw them in their face. Rava to poll worker: Maybe I stick it on your face! Then put out my cigarette on it!
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Post by pizzabagel on Nov 1, 2020 22:27:12 GMT
i vote many times. i love voting. And you! How many votes does that make for you today?! Like, eight votes?! nuts: No.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Nov 1, 2020 22:40:20 GMT
voting is as natural as making love to a large Bolivian woman.
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 1, 2020 22:49:42 GMT
voting is as natural as making love to a large Bolivian woman. How large? nuts: Huge. Breasts like watermelons. Buns like beach balls.
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 1, 2020 22:50:28 GMT
i vote many times. i love voting. And you! How many votes does that make for you today?! Like, eight votes?! nuts: No. 4 for the red M&M, 4 for the green M&M. nuts steers clear of controversy.
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 1, 2020 22:51:11 GMT
So you don't like those little "I Voted" stickers they give you? pizzabagel: I tear them up and throw them in their face. Rava to poll worker: Maybe I stick it on your face! Then put out my cigarette on it! Rava: Go ahead and vote, fool. I hope your candidate drops dead.
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Post by pizzabagel on Nov 2, 2020 1:00:20 GMT
Jackie Chiles: It's pointless, useless, meaningless.
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Post by pizzabagel on Nov 2, 2020 1:05:00 GMT
Rava to poll worker: Maybe I stick it on your face! Then put out my cigarette on it! Rava: Go ahead and vote, fool. I hope your candidate drops dead. Ray: Oh, how about voting? Jerry: No, I don't vote. Voting's for suckers.
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Post by 📬🚑📭 on Nov 2, 2020 1:12:43 GMT
I'm tempted not to vote for the senator in my party. She constantly spams me with texts.
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Post by pizzabagel on Nov 2, 2020 1:15:09 GMT
voting is as natural as making love to a large Bolivian woman. nuts: That's a capybara. Capybara. Inca. I can't tell those South American cultures apart. Boy, those Capybara women aren't big on hair removal.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Nov 2, 2020 2:32:31 GMT
snelling, you can't post stuff like this. nutsberryfarm is recuperating. He can't get excited. Please try limiting your posts to friendly comments. snelling: Can I mention calzones? No. It gets nuts excited. If you must mention food, try talking about beef jerky. Or maybe some low-salt canned soup. Don't they know nuts has a gastro-intestinal disorder? If he would have too much excitment, he would die. Then nuts's no good to anyone!
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 2, 2020 9:43:03 GMT
snelling, you can't post stuff like this. nutsberryfarm is recuperating. He can't get excited. Please try limiting your posts to friendly comments. snelling: Can I mention calzones? No. It gets nuts excited. If you must mention food, try talking about beef jerky. Or maybe some low-salt canned soup. Don't they know nuts has a gastro-intestinal disorder? If he would have too much excitment, he would die. Then nuts's no good to anyone! I know. I heard nuts talking about his mother on the Hi-C. Karma_Kramer: High Seas. No. He kept the talk about food and drink. He's consistent, you have to give him that.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Nov 2, 2020 15:07:58 GMT
i already voted 2 times this morning. i love voting. voting is special.
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 2, 2020 15:40:16 GMT
i already voted 2 times this morning. i love voting. voting is special. CNN "reporter": So whom did you vote for, sir? nuts: Yup.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Nov 2, 2020 15:45:08 GMT
i already voted 2 times this morning. i love voting. voting is special. CNN "reporter": So whom did you vote for, sir? nuts: Yup. you ever vote at night? it's called "night voting".
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 2, 2020 17:04:51 GMT
CNN "reporter": So whom did you vote for, sir? nuts: Yup. you ever vote at night? it's called "night voting". It's Daylight Savings Time. It's all night.
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Post by pizzabagel on Nov 2, 2020 17:20:21 GMT
i already voted 2 times this morning. i love voting. voting is special. "Chalk me up on the big board, Mr. Trump."
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Post by pizzabagel on Nov 2, 2020 17:23:31 GMT
CNN "reporter": So whom did you vote for, sir? nuts: Yup. you ever vote at night? it's called "night voting". nuts: It's a rush. You're throbbing, you see visions.
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 2, 2020 17:47:20 GMT
you ever vote at night? it's called "night voting". nuts: It's a rush. You're throbbing, you see visions. No you don't. It's dark. You see nothing.
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Post by pizzabagel on Nov 2, 2020 17:54:53 GMT
nuts: It's a rush. You're throbbing, you see visions. No you don't. It's dark. You see nothing. nuts: Gee, I hope I marked my ballot correctly.
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 2, 2020 18:31:33 GMT
No you don't. It's dark. You see nothing. nuts: Gee, I hope I marked my ballot correctly. [enter Simpsons joke] "Do not write anything below this line" nuts: (writing) "o.k."
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Post by rudiger on Nov 2, 2020 20:06:40 GMT
Considering nuts affinity for creating polls, quite obviously, he likes being both the poller and pollee.
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