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Post by samcollins99 on Jun 29, 2017 14:56:39 GMT
...but you all are about the best friends a guy could have.
Me so happy. Me want to cry
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 29, 2017 17:06:28 GMT
Go. Go ahead. Go and do your fancy crying. If that's what you have to do.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 29, 2017 17:08:00 GMT
I think you're level jumping on our friendship.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 29, 2017 17:55:55 GMT
True definition of a friend: Someone who will help you move.
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Jun 29, 2017 17:57:44 GMT
Sam. I'm afraid that I'm gonna have to ask you to leave.
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Post by Lomez on Jun 29, 2017 17:59:09 GMT
Who in the world would want a friend?
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Jun 29, 2017 18:47:27 GMT
Next thing you know, he's gonna ask you to drive him to the airport.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 29, 2017 19:47:30 GMT
I could throw a dart out the window and hit someone better than any of your so-called friends.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 29, 2017 21:27:07 GMT
Next thing you know, he's gonna ask you to drive him to the airport. Now THAT would be a true friend! Even I won't do that.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Jun 29, 2017 21:32:06 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 29, 2017 21:43:20 GMT
...but you all are about the best friends a guy could have. Me so happy. Me want to cry I'm hungry. Let's get something to eat.
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Post by rudiger on Jun 29, 2017 21:58:13 GMT
Next thing you know, he's gonna ask you to drive him to the airport. I'm not driving him to the airport!
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Post by rudiger on Jun 29, 2017 21:59:52 GMT
...but you all are about the best friends a guy could have. Me so happy. Me want to cry I'm hungry. Let's get something to eat. You have to talk louder. He's deaf in that ear.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 29, 2017 22:08:38 GMT
Please don't start singing. It's bad enough you're all emotional. I don't want to see you swaying, too.
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on Jun 29, 2017 22:10:20 GMT
How can you prostitute yourself like this?
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Post by Hawkeye-Costanza on Jun 30, 2017 3:32:22 GMT
Look Sam, you're a nice guy. But I, I actually only have zero friends. I really can't handle any more.
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Post by Mad Mike on Jun 30, 2017 4:52:47 GMT
He'll probably ask you to help him move soon.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jun 30, 2017 6:59:42 GMT
'My kids say if there's any family dinner that doesn't result in somebody crying, it's not a good dinner. They cry because it helps relieve them of a guilt or some onerous emotional burden. It's like a family tradition.'-- William Shatner
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Jun 30, 2017 9:20:51 GMT
No, no I don't think so. You love us.
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Jun 30, 2017 12:32:07 GMT
Look Sam, you're a nice guy. But I, I actually only have zero friends. I really can't handle any more. The prophet Isaiah tells us that without friends, our lives are empty and meaningless.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 30, 2017 13:24:24 GMT
Look Sam, you're a nice guy. But I, I actually only have zero friends. I really can't handle any more. The prophet Isaiah tells us that without friends, our lives are empty and meaningless. Aw, the prophet Isaiah sucks! What does Ann Landers say about friends?
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 30, 2017 13:25:14 GMT
“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.” Groucho Marx
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 30, 2017 13:38:30 GMT
“When you're in jail, a good friend will be trying to bail you out. A best friend will be in the cell next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun'.” Groucho Marx "Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog, it's too dark to read." -- Groucho Marx
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Post by BouncingSoul87 on Jul 2, 2017 3:01:33 GMT
...but you all are about the best friends a guy could have. Me so happy. Me want to cry Right back at you slick.
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Post by 𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚞𝚡𝚙𝚑𝚘𝚞 on Jul 2, 2017 15:14:35 GMT
..I'm not gay..
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Post by samcollins99 on Jul 2, 2017 15:26:11 GMT
...but you all are about the best friends a guy could have. Me so happy. Me want to cry Right back at you slick. Who. Are you.
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Post by samcollins99 on Jul 2, 2017 15:28:08 GMT
Sam. I'm afraid that I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. That... that's the last thing she said to me .... what is this salty discharge?
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Post by 📬🚑📭 on Jul 2, 2017 18:22:50 GMT
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Jul 2, 2017 22:28:21 GMT
Sam. I'm afraid that I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. That... that's the last thing she said to me .... what is this salty discharge? That's it, you're out of the contest!
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Post by BouncingSoul87 on Jul 2, 2017 23:55:34 GMT
I cut velvet for forty years with Harry Altman.
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