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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 3, 2020 11:01:20 GMT
Gibby, Lou Brock, Tom Seaver. Even Jay Johnstone and Lou Johnson. This is madness. Let's take a poll on who's next.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 3, 2020 11:49:18 GMT
The Primatene pitchman?
I'm gonna write in my vote for Bob Uecker (86).
Update: In the YouTube comments, somebody posted that the guy in the brown suit walking down the aisle starting at about 0:10 looks like Wayne Knight. Newman!
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 3, 2020 11:57:27 GMT
The Primatene pitchman? I'm gonna write in my vote for Bob Uecker (86). Vote! |
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 3, 2020 12:00:26 GMT
The Primatene pitchman? I'm gonna write in my vote for Bob Uecker (86). Jacoby Ellsbury - Breaks rib. Misses 8/9 of the season. Refuses to travel with team. Bob Gibson - Has asthma. Breaks leg. Back less than two months later to pitch in World Series. Waiting for young people to tell me again why their generation is better. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 9, 2020 18:10:06 GMT
Good thing I didn't bet money on this. RIP, Whitey Ford.
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Post by rudiger on Oct 10, 2020 16:19:40 GMT
Good thing I didn't bet money on this. RIP, Whitey Ford. How many damn "Chairmen of the Board" can their be? I don't like the sound of this. No, sir, not one bit. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 10, 2020 16:26:12 GMT
 "We've lost Gibby! Come on, girls!" |
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 10, 2020 17:05:44 GMT
Good thing I didn't bet money on this. RIP, Whitey Ford. How many damn "Chairmen of the Board" can their be? I don't like the sound of this. No, sir, not one bit. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 10, 2020 17:06:28 GMT
"We've lost Gibby! Come on, girls!" The hell is that? A convention of gay magicians? |
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Post by rudiger on Oct 10, 2020 18:15:05 GMT
"We've lost Gibby! Come on, girls!"  “Let’s all stick together. One for all and all for one. To the squadron,” says Gibby. “To the birds that were lost,” says Woody. “To the lost squadron,” Gibby adds, and they drink. |
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Post by rudiger on Oct 10, 2020 18:15:43 GMT
"We've lost Gibby! Come on, girls!" The hell is that? A convention of gay magicians? Well, I'm not seeing David Copperfield in there... |
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 10, 2020 18:37:35 GMT
The hell is that? A convention of gay magicians? Well, I'm not seeing David Copperfield in there... You know, he was born David Seth Kotkin. Why did he choose the Dickens character David Copperfield as his stage name? Rudiger: Don't you see, that's the genius of it. If he had chosen Nicholas Nickleby, you'd know he's making it up. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 10, 2020 18:58:30 GMT
Well, I'm not seeing David Copperfield in there... You know, he was born David Seth Kotkin. Why did he choose the Dickens character David Copperfield as his stage name? Rudiger: Don't you see, that's the genius of it. If he had chosen Nicholas Nickleby, you'd know he's making it up. Actually, Nicholas Nickleby would be a great stage name. He could turn nickels into quarters. Imagine him doing that on the old Dean Martin Show? |
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Post by rudiger on Oct 10, 2020 19:00:11 GMT
You know, he was born David Seth Kotkin. Why did he choose the Dickens character David Copperfield as his stage name? Rudiger: Don't you see, that's the genius of it. If he had chosen Nicholas Nickleby, you'd know he's making it up. Actually, Nicholas Nickleby would be a great stage name. He could turn nickels into quarters. Imagine him doing that on the old Dean Martin Show? He originally wanted to use Uriah Heep, but it had already been taken. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 10, 2020 19:28:31 GMT
Actually, Nicholas Nickleby would be a great stage name. He could turn nickels into quarters. Imagine him doing that on the old Dean Martin Show? He originally wanted to use Uriah Heep, but it had already been taken. (to rhs:) You see, this is the kind of insightful post you should be coming in with. What the hell do you do around here all day anyway? rhs: It escaped you, too. Be that as it may. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 10, 2020 20:06:00 GMT
He originally wanted to use Uriah Heep, but it had already been taken. (to rhs:) You see, this is the kind of insightful post you should be coming in with. What the hell do you do around here all day anyway?rhs: It escaped you, too. Be that as it may. When I'm not posting, I clean the board rest rooms. |
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Post by rudiger on Oct 10, 2020 20:13:17 GMT
(to rhs:) You see, this is the kind of insightful post you should be coming in with. What the hell do you do around here all day anyway?rhs: It escaped you, too. Be that as it may. When I'm not posting, I clean the board rest rooms. I've been meaning to speak to someone about that. You know, we could really use an attendant in there to pass out combs, towels, cologne, etc. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 10, 2020 20:53:32 GMT
When I'm not posting, I clean the board rest rooms. I've been meaning to speak to someone about that. You know, we could really use an attendant in there to pass out combs, towels, cologne, etc. You're...you're taking away some of my responsibilities? rudiger: You scrub toilets. We pay you nothing. You can't go any lower. But it looks good on my resume. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 10, 2020 21:46:15 GMT
When I'm not posting, I clean the board rest rooms. I've been meaning to speak to someone about that. You know, we could really use an attendant in there to pass out combs, towels, cologne, etc. Like a matron? I think rhs would make a kick-ass matron. |
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Post by rudiger on Oct 10, 2020 21:48:24 GMT
I've been meaning to speak to someone about that. You know, we could really use an attendant in there to pass out combs, towels, cologne, etc. You're...you're taking away some of my responsibilities? rudiger: You scrub toilets. We pay you nothing. You can't go any lower. But it looks good on my resume. I forgot to ask, if that urinal cake inspector position is still available, I'm definitely interested. I have experience, too. |
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Post by rudiger on Oct 10, 2020 21:51:28 GMT
I've been meaning to speak to someone about that. You know, we could really use an attendant in there to pass out combs, towels, cologne, etc. Like a matron? I think rhs would make a kick-ass matron. A matron who kicks ass? I thought you had to pay extra for that. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 10, 2020 21:52:34 GMT
You're...you're taking away some of my responsibilities? rudiger: You scrub toilets. We pay you nothing. You can't go any lower. But it looks good on my resume. I forgot to ask, if that urinal cake inspector position is still available, I'm definitely interested. I have experience, too. Are you outta your mind? This urinal cake's been here since the Silent Era. You'd have to be insane to inspect it. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 10, 2020 22:44:03 GMT
You're...you're taking away some of my responsibilities? rudiger: You scrub toilets. We pay you nothing. You can't go any lower. But it looks good on my resume. I forgot to ask, if that urinal cake inspector position is still available, I'm definitely interested. I have experience, too. HR Manager: So, Mr. rudiger. I see you have experience in the pastry business. rudiger: Uh, no. I, uh... HR Manager: You know, we do all sorts of desserts here. Brownies, cookies, pies, cakes. I see cakes are your specialty [looks at rudiger's resume closer]. What the hell is this? Urinal cakes? Get the hell out of here! rudiger: Urinal cakes are important. Otherwise the bathroom would smell like urine. Do I get the job or not? HR Manager: What do you think? rudiger: Great. I can start Monday. (rudiger is led away by security) |
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 10, 2020 22:59:09 GMT
I forgot to ask, if that urinal cake inspector position is still available, I'm definitely interested. I have experience, too. HR Manager: So, Mr. rudiger. I see you have experience in the pastry business. rudiger: Uh, no. I, uh... HR Manager: You know, we do all sorts of desserts here. Brownies, cookies, pies, cakes. I see cakes are your specialty [looks at rudiger's resume closer]. What the hell is this? Urinal cakes? Get the hell out of here! rudiger: Urinal cakes are important. Otherwise the bathroom would smell like urine. Do I get the job or not? HR Manager: What do you think? rudiger: Great. I can start Monday. (rudiger is led away by security) Shouldn't there be toilet bowl cakes then? |
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 10, 2020 23:00:15 GMT
HR Manager: So, Mr. rudiger. I see you have experience in the pastry business. rudiger: Uh, no. I, uh... HR Manager: You know, we do all sorts of desserts here. Brownies, cookies, pies, cakes. I see cakes are your specialty [looks at rudiger's resume closer]. What the hell is this? Urinal cakes? Get the hell out of here! rudiger: Urinal cakes are important. Otherwise the bathroom would smell like urine. Do I get the job or not? HR Manager: What do you think? rudiger: Great. I can start Monday. (rudiger is led away by security) Shouldn't there be toilet bowl cakes then? Let me use your toilet. I'll show you a "cake". pizzabagel: Oh, sweet Jesus. |
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Post by rudiger on Oct 10, 2020 23:49:43 GMT
Shouldn't there be toilet bowl cakes then? Let me use your toilet. I'll show you a "cake". pizzabagel: Oh, sweet Jesus. I think you may mean loaf. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 11, 2020 10:19:33 GMT
Let me use your toilet. I'll show you a "cake". pizzabagel: Oh, sweet Jesus. I think you may mean loaf. We call them "cakes" in New England. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 11, 2020 13:45:50 GMT
I think you may mean loaf. We call them "cakes" in New England. It's a regionalism, like hoagie/sub/hero/grinder or soda/pop? I'll make a note of that the next time I'm up your way. rhs: Are you ever up my way? No. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 11, 2020 13:50:39 GMT
We call them "cakes" in New England. It's a regionalism, like hoagie/sub/hero/grinder or soda/pop? I'll make a note of that the next time I'm up your way. rhs: Are you ever up my way? No. Well, if you do ever venture up here and I offer you some cake while doing that annoying "air quote" thing, you'd be wise to pass. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 12, 2020 19:40:03 GMT
Now Joe Morgan's dead. What the hell is going on here?
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