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Post by rhs6358 on Dec 29, 2020 17:15:22 GMT
The hell kind of name is "Cam" anyways? pizzabagel: He's named after the Toyota Camry. It's reliable, dependable, comfortable. It's our largest selling automobile. But Newton is none of those three things. rhs: And how would you know about such things? Um, I read. And wears nothing but a Fig Newton over his doodle? Very imaginative. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Dec 29, 2020 17:20:48 GMT
I bet he's a cam dude on one of those risque websites where you show your goodies to the world.rhs: And how would you know about such things? Um, I read. And wears nothing but a Fig Newton over his doodle? Very imaginative. You don't want to know what he does with that cookie in his private shows. Let's just say that he makes it disappear. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Dec 29, 2020 17:22:30 GMT
And wears nothing but a Fig Newton over his doodle? Very imaginative. You don't want to know what he does with that cookie in his private shows. Let's just say that he makes it disappear. He should keep his quarterbacking private. Pee-Yew!! |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Dec 31, 2020 5:46:36 GMT
Snelling’s team is tops.
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Post by rhs6358 on Dec 31, 2020 9:59:46 GMT
[looks at Orioles roster] But yours isn't! |
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Post by pizzabagel on Dec 31, 2020 12:15:25 GMT
That's what Mel Torme says.  |
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Post by rhs6358 on Dec 31, 2020 13:35:32 GMT
That's what Mel Torme says. Mel looks like a Browns fan in that photo. He just has that "Go ahead and beat our brains out" look. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Dec 31, 2020 15:28:58 GMT
That's what Mel Torme says. Mel looks like a Browns fan in that photo. He just has that "Go ahead and beat our brains out" look. And Kramer has that "I just got my brains beaten out" look. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Dec 31, 2020 15:48:36 GMT
Mel looks like a Browns fan in that photo. He just has that "Go ahead and beat our brains out" look. And Kramer has that "I just got my brains beaten out" look. He's mentally challenged, okay? |
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Post by rudiger on Dec 31, 2020 18:29:34 GMT
The hell kind of name is "Cam" anyways? pizzabagel: He's named after the Toyota Camry. It's reliable, dependable, comfortable. It's our largest selling automobile. But Newton is none of those three things. I bet he's a cam dude on one of those risque websites where you show your goodies to the world. rhs: And how would you know about such things? Um, I read. His full name is Figueroa Cameron Newton. Now you know why he doesn't go by his first name... |
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Post by rudiger on Dec 31, 2020 18:31:45 GMT
What is a "Bill" anyway? What, like a piece of paper money? I don't understand stuff like that. Apparently they're playing off the name of "Buffalo Bill" Cody. So why aren't they playing in Cody Stadium? So many questions. My brain hurts. See, I told them to call themselves the Buffalo Codies. But did they listen to me? Nooo... |
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Post by rhs6358 on Dec 31, 2020 21:05:50 GMT
I bet he's a cam dude on one of those risque websites where you show your goodies to the world. rhs: And how would you know about such things? Um, I read. His full name is Figueroa Cameron Newton. Now you know why he doesn't go by his first name... Homer Simpson: Aww, but he's so sweet and tasty. |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jan 2, 2021 3:11:03 GMT
Does snelling have tix for the Super Bowl? |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 2, 2021 3:22:34 GMT
Does snelling have tix for the Super Bowl? Are you asking because you want to use it as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp with him? I'm not saying it's wrong. But I'm not saying it's right. |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jan 2, 2021 3:33:32 GMT
Does snelling have tix for the Super Bowl? Are you asking because you want to use it as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp with him? I'm not saying it's wrong. But I'm not saying it's right. He is taking Carol Leifer last I heard. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 2, 2021 12:07:58 GMT
Are you asking because you want to use it as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp with him? I'm not saying it's wrong. But I'm not saying it's right. He is taking Carol Leifer last I heard. That can be a new nuts poll. "Who would you take to the Super Bowl if you had tickets?" Put me down for Lisi. I'm down! |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 2, 2021 12:10:09 GMT
Does snelling have tix for the Super Bowl? Are you asking because you want to use it as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp with him? I'm not saying it's wrong. But I'm not saying it's right. Do I sense a bit of jealousy? Did you want to go with snelling? I can picture you playing up to him. You show up in a vintage Jim Kelly jersey, Bills pennant and then you blow the whole thing by saying stuff like "Boy, I hope Scott Norwood hits some dingers today." |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 2, 2021 12:37:28 GMT
Are you asking because you want to use it as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp with him? I'm not saying it's wrong. But I'm not saying it's right. Do I sense a bit of jealousy? Did you want to go with snelling? I can picture you playing up to him. You show up in a vintage Jim Kelly jersey, Bills pennant and then you blow the whole thing by saying stuff like "Boy, I hope Scott Norwood hits some dingers today." I'd ask him if he can make me a consigliere in the Bills Mafia. |
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Post by rudiger on Jan 2, 2021 14:32:09 GMT
Are you asking because you want to use it as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp with him? I'm not saying it's wrong. But I'm not saying it's right. Do I sense a bit of jealousy? Did you want to go with snelling? I can picture you playing up to him. You show up in a vintage Jim Kelly jersey, Bills pennant and then you blow the whole thing by saying stuff like "Boy, I hope Scott Norwood hits some dingers today." I must say, I'd rather hit some dingers, than have my dinger be hit. IOW, I'd rather be the dinger than the dingee. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 2, 2021 16:11:10 GMT
Do I sense a bit of jealousy? Did you want to go with snelling? I can picture you playing up to him. You show up in a vintage Jim Kelly jersey, Bills pennant and then you blow the whole thing by saying stuff like "Boy, I hope Scott Norwood hits some dingers today." I must say, I'd rather hit some dingers, than have my dinger be hit. IOW, I'd rather be the dinger than the dingee. pizzabagel: The other day, I had my dong dinged. rudiger: Dang! |
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Post by rudiger on Jan 2, 2021 18:28:35 GMT
I must say, I'd rather hit some dingers, than have my dinger be hit. IOW, I'd rather be the dinger than the dingee. pizzabagel: The other day, I had my dong dinged. rudiger: Dang! |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jan 2, 2021 21:36:27 GMT
He is taking Carol Leifer last I heard. That can be a new nuts poll. "Who would you take to the Super Bowl if you had tickets?" Put me down for Lisi. I'm down! SO HOT!  |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 3, 2021 14:19:02 GMT
That can be a new nuts poll. "Who would you take to the Super Bowl if you had tickets?" Put me down for Lisi. I'm down! SO HOT! Ugh. Carol Leifer is 64 years old. And looks it. nuts: So? Lisi is 58. A mere child. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 3, 2021 14:59:02 GMT
SO HOT! Ugh. Carol Leifer is 64 years old. And looks it. nuts: So? Lisi is 58. A mere child. She dances worse than Elaine. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 3, 2021 15:07:52 GMT
Ugh. Carol Leifer is 64 years old. And looks it. nuts: So? Lisi is 58. A mere child. She dances worse than Elaine. But still not as bad as Ellen Degenerate. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 3, 2021 15:27:42 GMT
She dances worse than Elaine. But still not as bad as Ellen Degenerate. Yeah, she's right up there. Or down there. Or whatever the bad one is.  You're welcome, by the way. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 3, 2021 16:01:04 GMT
But still not as bad as Ellen Degenerate. Yeah, she's right up there. Or down there. Or whatever the bad one is. You're welcome, by the way. This is what someone looks like when they have to pee and poop really, really bad. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 3, 2021 16:41:15 GMT
Yeah, she's right up there. Or down there. Or whatever the bad one is. You're welcome, by the way. This is what someone looks like when they have to pee and poop really, really bad. You know, it's her show. She could yell "cut" anytime. You don't suppose she was proud to show it off that way? That's really sick! |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jan 3, 2021 17:47:10 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 3, 2021 19:06:24 GMT
This is what someone looks like when they have to pee and poop really, really bad. You know, it's her show. She could yell "cut" anytime. You don't suppose she was proud to show it off that way? That's really sick! It's the 2000's, man. The crappier the show, the better the ratings. |
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