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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 25, 2020 19:57:41 GMT
Prioritize quality over speed. Women like that. handle. The pump don't work 'cause the vandals took the handles - Bob Dylan |
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 25, 2020 20:09:25 GMT
The pump don't work 'cause the vandals took the handles - Bob Dylan Waitress: "The pump don't work 'cause the vandals took the handles." Elaine: That is so lame. Bob, people are going to be listening to that for the next twenty years and laughing at you. Bob Dylan: Yeah, yeah, you're right. Excuse me, excuse me. Would you mind? I'd like to take the recording back. I'm not happy with what I sang. Waitress: It's good. I like it. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 25, 2020 20:55:31 GMT
The pump don't work 'cause the vandals took the handles - Bob Dylan Waitress: "The pump don't work 'cause the vandals took the handles." Elaine: That is so lame. Bob, people are going to be listening to that for the next twenty years and laughing at you. Bob Dylan: Yeah, yeah, you're right. Excuse me, excuse me. Would you mind? I'd like to take the recording back. I'm not happy with what I sang. Waitress: It's good. I like it. Dylan: This chicken is really good. I should write a song about it. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 25, 2020 21:45:16 GMT
Waitress: "The pump don't work 'cause the vandals took the handles." Elaine: That is so lame. Bob, people are going to be listening to that for the next twenty years and laughing at you. Bob Dylan: Yeah, yeah, you're right. Excuse me, excuse me. Would you mind? I'd like to take the recording back. I'm not happy with what I sang. Waitress: It's good. I like it. Dylan: This chicken is really good. I should write a song about it. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 25, 2020 22:08:00 GMT
Dylan: This chicken is really good. I should write a song about it. Dylan: I got a new vandal handle. But I still can't get the pump to work. Puddy: Well, it's a big job. You've got to dismantle the latch hasp from the auxiliary drainage line. Dylan: No, it says the main line. Puddy: What do ya got, a Clarkman? I'll call you back. I'll walk you through it. |
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Sept 26, 2020 0:21:43 GMT
I can see Raxx emptying his bank account to get Lisi to send endless cameos. AMIRITE, SEINYS?!?!? Is that a problem? Should I not do that? i can see it now: Raxx, you gotta stop! How many Lisi Cameos is that for you today?!? Like eight Cameos?!? |
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 26, 2020 2:07:24 GMT
Is that a problem? Should I not do that? i can see it now: Raxx, you gotta stop! How many Lisi Cameos is that for you today?!? Like eight Cameos?!?  "Raxx!" |
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 26, 2020 10:24:16 GMT
i can see it now: Raxx, you gotta stop! How many Lisi Cameos is that for you today?!? Like eight Cameos?!? "Raxx!" Max!!!  |
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 26, 2020 10:25:05 GMT
Is that a problem? Should I not do that? i can see it now: Raxx, you gotta stop! How many Lisi Cameos is that for you today?!? Like eight Cameos?!? I think they should sell Lisi wallpaper. Could you imagine having your, uh, my bedroom covered in photos of Lisi? Mmmm.... Pleasant dreams. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 26, 2020 11:41:46 GMT
i can see it now: Raxx, you gotta stop! How many Lisi Cameos is that for you today?!? Like eight Cameos?!? I think they should sell Lisi wallpaper. Could you imagine having your, uh, my bedroom covered in photos of Lisi? Mmmm.... Pleasant dreams. Just make love to that wall, pervert! rhs: Gladly. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 26, 2020 12:11:26 GMT
I think they should sell Lisi wallpaper. Could you imagine having your, uh, my bedroom covered in photos of Lisi? Mmmm.... Pleasant dreams. Just make love to that wall, pervert! rhs: Gladly. More like "Get away from that wall". Am I right, people? |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Sept 27, 2020 1:52:36 GMT
john played a heck of a game tonight.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 27, 2020 2:05:04 GMT
Peter Angelos: Means, Means. You know, his name is conspicuously absent from this photo. Almost like he went out of his way not to sign it.
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Post by baconeggandcheese on Sept 27, 2020 14:16:57 GMT
no, but i would like a autographed photo of Natrone Means
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 27, 2020 14:24:09 GMT
john played a heck of a game tonight. Yeah. Too bad Hunter "The next Bob Feller" Harvey blew it for them. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 27, 2020 14:41:45 GMT
no, but i would like a autographed photo of Natrone Means That's a nice name. Natrone Means. Is that Dutch? |
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Post by baconeggandcheese on Sept 27, 2020 19:33:50 GMT
no, but i would like a autographed photo of Natrone Means That's a nice name. Natrone Means. Is that Dutch? pennsylvania dutch |
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 27, 2020 19:50:49 GMT
That's a nice name. Natrone Means. Is that Dutch? pennsylvania dutch Another Dutch? baconeggandcheese : There's European Dutch and there's Pennsylvania Dutch. Which one makes the cinnamon babka? |
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Post by baconeggandcheese on Sept 27, 2020 20:04:43 GMT
Another Dutch? baconeggandcheese : There's European Dutch and there's Pennsylvania Dutch. Which one makes the cinnamon babka? oh, I think that's the Deutsch |
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 27, 2020 20:05:51 GMT
Another Dutch? baconeggandcheese : There's European Dutch and there's Pennsylvania Dutch. Which one makes the cinnamon babka? oh, I think that's the Deutsch I've always wanted to meet a Deutsch-Dutch girl. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 27, 2020 20:45:25 GMT
oh, I think that's the Deutsch I've always wanted to meet a Deutsch-Dutch girl. Did you know that Patti Deutsch was neither Deutsch nor Dutch? She was German. But she was from Pennsylvania, if that helps you. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 27, 2020 20:49:33 GMT
Another Dutch? baconeggandcheese : There's European Dutch and there's Pennsylvania Dutch. Which one makes the cinnamon babka? oh, I think that's the Deutsch (To myself:) Duh! |
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 27, 2020 21:16:47 GMT
I've always wanted to meet a Deutsch-Dutch girl. Did you know that Patti Deutsch was neither Deutsch nor Dutch? She was German. But she was from Pennsylvania, if that helps you. Patti Deutsch, Jools Holland, Victor French and former NFL running back Larry Canada. I see a pattern here. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 27, 2020 21:49:48 GMT
Did you know that Patti Deutsch was neither Deutsch nor Dutch? She was German. But she was from Pennsylvania, if that helps you. Patti Deutsch, Jools Holland, Victor French and former NFL running back Larry Canada. I see a pattern here. Are you sensing any patterns right now? |
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 27, 2020 22:25:57 GMT
Patti Deutsch, Jools Holland, Victor French and former NFL running back Larry Canada. I see a pattern here. Are you sensing any patterns right now? Just male-pattern baldness. Ooh...smooth! |
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 27, 2020 22:30:58 GMT
Are you sensing any patterns right now? Just male-pattern baldness. Ooh...smooth! What pattern of baldness might that be? Polka dots? Checkerboard? If you say nothing in the next two seconds, I'll know it's houndstooth. (Pause) Huh-ho! |
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 28, 2020 8:43:43 GMT
Just male-pattern baldness. Ooh...smooth! What pattern of baldness might that be? Polka dots? Checkerboard? If you say nothing in the next two seconds, I'll know it's houndstooth. (Pause) Huh-ho! Houndstooth-pattern baldness? The ladies are gonna swoon. |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Nov 29, 2020 2:54:25 GMT
It’s framed.
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 29, 2020 22:14:52 GMT
Hanging on your Wall of Fame between Sebastian Cabot and Reta Shaw? |
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