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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 26, 2020 19:07:13 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 26, 2020 20:14:07 GMT
Can't spell "Happy" without "Happ". Isn't it ironic?
BTW, Happ is 1-1, 6.39. He should be grateful they're not "using" him to cut the grass and scrub the toilets.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 3, 2020 0:49:15 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 3, 2020 9:22:37 GMT
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Sept 4, 2020 16:11:59 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 4, 2020 16:42:18 GMT
It's pronounced "Znep". And he's gone. Vanished. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 4, 2020 17:07:28 GMT
It's pronounced "Znep". And he's gone. Vanished. He burned! He's gone! What you want to do is speak with Mr. Hawkeye. He'll help you. rhs: He's gone, too. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 4, 2020 18:02:27 GMT
It's pronounced "Znep". And he's gone. Vanished. He burned! He's gone! What you want to do is speak with Mr. Hawkeye. He'll help you. rhs: He's gone, too. pizzabagel: He burned! He's gone! What you want to do is speak with Mr. Hawkeye. He'll help you. rhs: He's gone, too. pizzabagel (confused): Ya got any meat? rhs: Meat? I don't know. Go. Hunt. |
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Sept 8, 2020 17:16:48 GMT
Speaking of yankees, nutsberryfarm ⛑, dem O's put a beating on those pinstripes. That had to be fun, eh? |
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 8, 2020 18:13:36 GMT
Speaking of yankees, nutsberryfarm ⛑ , dem O's put a beating on those pinstripes. That had to be fun, eh? This is like the backwards Bizarro world. First place is last place. Last place is first place. Chris Davis wins the Triple Crown. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 8, 2020 18:27:30 GMT
Speaking of yankees, nutsberryfarm ⛑ , dem O's put a beating on those pinstripes. That had to be fun, eh? No Chris Davis, no Anthony Santander Bank and no Mychal Givens. Now we know the success formula. Fewer players! |
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 8, 2020 18:33:13 GMT
Speaking of yankees, nutsberryfarm ⛑ , dem O's put a beating on those pinstripes. That had to be fun, eh? No Chris Davis, no Anthony Santander Bank and no Mychal Givens. Now we know the success formula. Fewer players! Big Stein: Fewer players. Leaner roster. Much more success. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 8, 2020 18:52:02 GMT
No Chris Davis, no Anthony Santander Bank and no Mychal Givens. Now we know the success formula. Fewer players! Big Stein: Fewer players. Leaner roster. Much more success. Big Stein: Lean roster, imposter, West Gloucester. Won't you....uh...damn it. |
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Sept 8, 2020 21:48:47 GMT
Speaking of yankees, nutsberryfarm ⛑ , dem O's put a beating on those pinstripes. That had to be fun, eh? This is like the backwards Bizarro world. First place is last place. Last place is first place. Chris Davis wins the Triple Crown. And Gerrit Cole ends the season with a high digit ERA. Brent Strommy: Miss me?😘 |
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 8, 2020 21:52:19 GMT
Speaking of yankees, nutsberryfarm ⛑ , dem O's put a beating on those pinstripes. That had to be fun, eh? This is like the backwards Bizarro world. First place is last place. Last place is first place. Chris Davis wins the Triple Crown. Most strikeouts, lowest batting average and most errors? |
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 8, 2020 22:45:49 GMT
Aaron Boone: Aren't you too young to be bitter?
J.A. Happ: No, you can be young and bitter, just maybe not as bitter as I'm gonna be ten starts from now, but I'm bitter. Anyway, don't tell anyone.
Aaron Boone: Don't worry, your bitterness is safe with me.
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 9, 2020 11:52:25 GMT
This is like the backwards Bizarro world. First place is last place. Last place is first place. Chris Davis wins the Triple Crown. Most strikeouts, lowest batting average and most errors? Well, in the backwards Bizarro world those are the criteria. |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Sept 9, 2020 11:53:51 GMT
Speaking of yankees, nutsberryfarm ⛑ , dem O's put a beating on those pinstripes. That had to be fun, eh? all about the passion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 9, 2020 13:58:46 GMT
Speaking of yankees, nutsberryfarm ⛑ , dem O's put a beating on those pinstripes. That had to be fun, eh? all about the passion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! D.J. Stewart's been cranking dingers lately. Think his cute nurse-wife is responsible for that? |
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 9, 2020 13:59:59 GMT
Most strikeouts, lowest batting average and most errors? Well, in the backwards Bizarro world those are the criteria. Chris Davis is the bizarro Nellie Fox. pizzabagel: But they both have girl names. |
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Post by jcssupertape on Sept 19, 2020 6:06:17 GMT
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Post by pizzabagel on Nov 1, 2020 2:52:30 GMT
Yankees Decline J.A. Happ's Option Nevertheless, the 38-year-old has been plenty durable the past few seasons and offered solid production at the back of teams’ rotations. His age limits his earning power (he might be capped at one-year offers), but Happ profiles as a solid candidate to bolster some team’s rotation depth.Elaine: The back of the rotation? They never have any decent pitchers in the back of the rotation. If they had any good pitching in the back of the rotation, they'd put them in the front of the rotation.
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 1, 2020 11:47:56 GMT
Yankees Decline J.A. Happ's OptionNevertheless, the 38-year-old has been plenty durable the past few seasons and offered solid production at the back of teams’ rotations. His age limits his earning power (he might be capped at one-year offers), but Happ profiles as a solid candidate to bolster some team’s rotation depth.Elaine: The back of the rotation? They never have any decent pitchers in the back of the rotation. If they had any good pitching in the back of the rotation, they'd put them in the front of the rotation. That's why most managers get canned. They never think to check out back for a starter. The next great manager will be a former clothing store employee. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Nov 1, 2020 15:16:13 GMT
Yankees Decline J.A. Happ's OptionNevertheless, the 38-year-old has been plenty durable the past few seasons and offered solid production at the back of teams’ rotations. His age limits his earning power (he might be capped at one-year offers), but Happ profiles as a solid candidate to bolster some team’s rotation depth.Elaine: The back of the rotation? They never have any decent pitchers in the back of the rotation. If they had any good pitching in the back of the rotation, they'd put them in the front of the rotation. That's why most managers get canned. They never think to check out back for a starter. The next great manager will be a former clothing store employee.Who hawks jackets with pinstripe lining. I smell a pennant. Or maybe it's just that bolt of fabric. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 1, 2020 15:37:33 GMT
That's why most managers get canned. They never think to check out back for a starter. The next great manager will be a former clothing store employee.Who hawks jackets with pinstripe lining. I smell a pennant. Or maybe it's just that bolt of fabric. Or it's Oscar Madison's sport coat with the half of a tuna fish sandwich in the pocket. You want a bite? |
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Post by pizzabagel on Nov 1, 2020 15:45:37 GMT
Who hawks jackets with pinstripe lining. I smell a pennant. Or maybe it's just that bolt of fabric. Or it's Oscar Madison's sport coat with the half of a tuna fish sandwich in the pocket. You want a bite? Is whitefish supposed to make a noise? |
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 1, 2020 15:56:15 GMT
Or it's Oscar Madison's sport coat with the half of a tuna fish sandwich in the pocket. You want a bite? Is whitefish supposed to make a noise? Never mind that, ever mix Chinese and Italian? It's yummers. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Nov 1, 2020 17:39:23 GMT
Is whitefish supposed to make a noise? Never mind that, ever mix Chinese and Italian? It's yummers. Aristophanes! rhs: Why'd'j say that? I panicked. Plus, it's an all-purpose clue. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Nov 1, 2020 17:57:22 GMT
Never mind that, ever mix Chinese and Italian? It's yummers. Aristophanes! rhs: Why'd'j say that? I panicked. Plus, it's an all-purpose clue. I can't be bothered with this. I'm listening to my new CD, "Gus Lesnovich Sings Lightweight Hits". |
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Post by pizzabagel on Nov 1, 2020 20:39:26 GMT
Aristophanes! rhs: Why'd'j say that? I panicked. Plus, it's an all-purpose clue. I can't be bothered with this. I'm listening to my new CD, "Gus Lesnovich Sings Lightweight Hits". No, you're not. You came here for an argument. |
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