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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jul 18, 2020 0:07:45 GMT
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 18, 2020 0:19:56 GMT
He misheard it as "hash browns." It's a common mistake.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jul 18, 2020 1:18:39 GMT
He misheard it as "hash browns." It's a common mistake. some stoner surfer guy let me have a hit of his bong years ago. was potent stuff. woke up in the backyard the next day. can't even sniff pot anymore, just makes me ill, the scent.
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Post by snelling on Jul 18, 2020 15:42:02 GMT
Some guy asked me to 'blow him' and I thought he said "know him," in the biblical sense. So I did both in order cover all my bases.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jul 21, 2020 18:04:19 GMT
Some guy asked me to 'blow him' and I thought he said "know him," in the biblical sense. So I did both in order cover all my bases.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 22, 2020 14:34:08 GMT
Hash or not, who stuffs their face with five brownies? Pig.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 22, 2020 15:03:38 GMT
Hash or not, who stuffs their face with five brownies? Pig. George: And you! How many brownies does that make for you today?! Like, five brownies?! Alex Trebek: No.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 22, 2020 15:37:03 GMT
Hash or not, who stuffs their face with five brownies? Pig. George: And you! How many brownies does that make for you today?! Like, five brownies?! Alex Trebek: No. Alex (under the influence of brownies): Hey! Aren't you Art Linkletter?
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Post by snelling on Jul 30, 2020 4:36:28 GMT
Sean Connery said Trebek is the next TV PERSONALITY TO KICK THE BUCKET.
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Post by rudiger on Aug 2, 2020 12:21:06 GMT
George: And you! How many brownies does that make for you today?! Like, five brownies?! Alex Trebek: No. Alex (under the influence of brownies): Hey! Aren't you Art Linkletter? Art Linkletter: Aged, stoned Jeopardy! hosts say the darndest things.
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 2, 2020 12:25:28 GMT
Alex (under the influence of brownies): Hey! Aren't you Art Linkletter? Art Linkletter: Aged, stoned Jeopardy! hosts say the darndest things. You know, Art Linkletter was a recording star. rudiger: That was the lamest record I ever heard. Yeah? Check out the flip side. He does "Smoke on the Water"! You have Art on vocals and bass, Rudy Vallee on lead guitar and Eddie Foy on drums. It's a gas!
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 2, 2020 14:49:56 GMT
George: And you! How many brownies does that make for you today?! Like, five brownies?! Alex Trebek: No. Alex (under the influence of brownies): Hey! Aren't you Art Linkletter? Big Stein: Linkletter, go-getter, pin setter. Won't you set my pins for free?
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 2, 2020 16:07:42 GMT
Alex (under the influence of brownies): Hey! Aren't you Art Linkletter? Big Stein: Linkletter, go-getter, pin setter. Won't you set my pins for free? pizzabagel: Irving! Irving! Do you have a message for us? Oscar: Yes, a link letter!
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Post by snelling on Aug 2, 2020 16:28:46 GMT
Trust Me, Like it Says on the Money:
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Post by rudiger on Aug 4, 2020 15:53:19 GMT
Art Linkletter: Aged, stoned Jeopardy! hosts say the darndest things. You know, Art Linkletter was a recording star. rudiger: That was the lamest record I ever heard. Yeah? Check out the flip side. He does "Smoke on the Water"! You have Art on vocals and bass, Rudy Vallee on lead guitar and Eddie Foy on drums. It's a gas! You know, the people at Jonestown were offered the choice of drinking Kool-Aid laced with cyanide or listening to that record. They all chose the Kool-Aid.
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 4, 2020 16:09:49 GMT
You know, Art Linkletter was a recording star. rudiger: That was the lamest record I ever heard. Yeah? Check out the flip side. He does "Smoke on the Water"! You have Art on vocals and bass, Rudy Vallee on lead guitar and Eddie Foy on drums. It's a gas! You know, the people at Jonestown were offered the choice of drinking Kool-Aid laced with cyanide or listening to that record. They all chose the Kool-Aid. Leading to Jim Jones' hit record, "I Love You. Have a Cold Drink".
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 4, 2020 17:06:13 GMT
You know, the people at Jonestown were offered the choice of drinking Kool-Aid laced with cyanide or listening to that record. They all chose the Kool-Aid. Leading to Jim Jones' hit record, "I Love You. Have a Cold Drink". I was promised Tang and Tang I shall have.
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Post by rudiger on Aug 4, 2020 17:16:19 GMT
Leading to Jim Jones' hit record, "I Love You. Have a Cold Drink". I was promised Tang and Tang I shall have. You definitely got a tang with Jim Jones brand Tang. The secret ingredient is cinnamon. Or cyanide. I always get those two confused.
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Post by pizzabagel on Aug 4, 2020 17:33:10 GMT
I was promised Tang and Tang I shall have. You definitely got a tang with Jim Jones brand Tang. The secret ingredient is cinnamon. Or cyanide. I always get those two confused. George: Taste this. Is this dill? Jerry: No, it's cyanide. George: Cyanide? Oh, you're crazy.
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 4, 2020 18:51:19 GMT
I was promised Tang and Tang I shall have. You definitely got a tang with Jim Jones brand Tang. The secret ingredient is cinnamon. Or cyanide. I always get those two confused. Remember. All you need is a pinch.
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Post by rudiger on Aug 4, 2020 20:04:23 GMT
You definitely got a tang with Jim Jones brand Tang. The secret ingredient is cinnamon. Or cyanide. I always get those two confused. Remember. All you need is a pinch. I don't mind being pinched. It just depends on who's doing the pinching.
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Post by rhs6358 on Aug 4, 2020 21:00:03 GMT
Remember. All you need is a pinch. I don't mind being pinched. It just depends on who's doing the pinching. Looney Tunes? What? You're sharing videos with pizzabagel now?
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Post by snelling on Aug 5, 2020 23:09:45 GMT
Strictly strychnine. "Where's MY song?"
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jan 4, 2021 18:11:53 GMT
Strictly strychnine. "Where's MY song?"
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 4, 2021 19:38:49 GMT
Strictly strychnine. "Where's MY song?" Here's your song. Well, it's "Your Song."
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 4, 2021 19:49:36 GMT
You definitely got a tang with Jim Jones brand Tang. The secret ingredient is cinnamon. Or cyanide. I always get those two confused. Remember. All you need is a pinch. A pinch packs quite a punch. First you have the pinch, then you have the punch.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 4, 2021 20:50:18 GMT
Remember. All you need is a pinch. A pinch packs quite a punch. First you have the pinch, then you have the punch. And if you pack too many pinches in a punch, you grow a paunch.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 4, 2021 21:15:13 GMT
A pinch packs quite a punch. First you have the pinch, then you have the punch. And if you pack too many pinches in a punch, you grow a paunch. I'll tell you something else. You're getting a little paunch yourself, Ponch. Have you been going for non-fat yogurt lately?
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 4, 2021 22:09:52 GMT
And if you pack too many pinches in a punch, you grow a paunch. I'll tell you something else. You're getting a little paunch yourself, Ponch. Have you been going for non-fat yogurt lately? Whoopie pies. Which, interestingly enough, were not invented by either Whoopi Goldberg or Bob Eubanks.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 4, 2021 22:55:02 GMT
I'll tell you something else. You're getting a little paunch yourself, Ponch. Have you been going for non-fat yogurt lately? Whoopie pies. Which, interestingly enough, were not invented by either Whoopi Goldberg or Bob Eubanks.
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