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Post by fuggedaboudit on May 14, 2017 18:27:48 GMT
When did women start shaving it all 'down there?' I thought it was more recently. Like the 2000s. That's why Bizarro Elaine would have done it before it became fashionable. It's just.....bizarre! My sources tell me that Bizarro Elaine was a man
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Post by snelling on May 14, 2017 20:19:12 GMT
If she's a man, I want her as my bestest buddy. Chunnel ahoy!
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Post by rhs6358 on May 14, 2017 20:20:13 GMT
That's why Bizarro Elaine would have done it before it became fashionable. It's just.....bizarre! My sources tell me that Bizarro Elaine was a man You have a source? It's not a Mickey Source, is it?
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Post by snelling on May 14, 2017 20:21:07 GMT
I can't believe I'm saying Mickey is heightening!
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Post by pizzabagel on May 14, 2017 20:26:32 GMT
My sources tell me that Bizarro Elaine was a man You have a source? It's not a Mickey Source, is it? She sent someone into the sauna at the health club to verify it. He stumbled into Bizarro Elaine's "boys."
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Post by rhs6358 on May 14, 2017 20:45:58 GMT
You have a source? It's not a Mickey Source, is it? She sent someone into the sauna at the health club to verify it. He stumbled into Bizarro Elaine's "boys." *ouch*
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Post by rudiger on May 14, 2017 21:03:57 GMT
She sent someone into the sauna at the health club to verify it. He stumbled into Bizarro Elaine's "boys." *ouch* True story: a slacker at work once tried to claim he tripped and fell on his 'boys' to get out of working. He was known thereafter as 'Yarbles'.
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Post by rhs6358 on May 14, 2017 21:39:04 GMT
True story: a slacker at work once tried to claim he tripped and fell on his 'boys' to get out of working. He was known thereafter as 'Yarbles'. "Fell on his boys to get out of working"? [ponders 3-day weekend]
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Post by snelling on May 14, 2017 22:41:07 GMT
Come and get one in the yarbles. If you have any yarbles.
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Post by pizzabagel on May 14, 2017 22:49:15 GMT
Come and get one in the yarbles. If you have any yarbles. I figure that "yarbles" is a portmanteau of "yow" and "marbles." Makes sense.
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Post by snelling on May 14, 2017 22:54:20 GMT
It's actually derived from "apples" in Russian.
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Post by pizzabagel on May 14, 2017 23:18:31 GMT
It's actually derived from "apples" in Russian. Thanks, snelling! I did not figure that. I'm ready now if this ever comes up on Jeopardy!
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Post by π¬ππ on May 14, 2017 23:48:03 GMT
It's actually derived from "apples" in Russian. Close! "apples" in Russian is yabloki. Close enough to yarbles in Boston.
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Post by rudiger on May 15, 2017 0:22:31 GMT
It's actually derived from "apples" in Russian. Close! "apples" in Russian is yabloki. Close enough to yarbles in Boston.Come and get one in the apples?
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Post by Deleted on May 15, 2017 2:43:25 GMT
Yeah, I eat the whole yabloko. The serdtsevina, stebel', semena, everything.
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on May 16, 2017 0:47:14 GMT
I made some Russian food. There's yablokos and, uh, semena!
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Post by nutsberryfarm β on Sept 22, 2017 2:19:37 GMT
what about a bizzaro mr. bookman?
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Sept 22, 2017 2:40:50 GMT
Do they have a bizarro Frank and Estelle? They would consider Lloyd Braun a bad influence.
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Post by rudiger on Sept 22, 2017 3:13:55 GMT
Do they have a bizarro Frank and Estelle? They would consider Lloyd Braun a bad influence. I'm thinking Ward and June Cleaver. A bonus is we'd get to hear Bizarro Estelle tell Bizarro Frank, "Frank, don't you think you were a little hard on the beaver last night?".
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 22, 2017 13:36:52 GMT
what about a bizzaro mr. bookman? Mr. Kindle, who cracks down on illegal e-book downloads.
BTW, "Bizzaro" is the Bizarro way of spelling "Bizarro."
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Post by pizzabagel on Sept 22, 2017 13:39:19 GMT
They would consider Lloyd Braun a bad influence. I'm thinking Ward and June Cleaver. A bonus is we'd get to hear Bizarro Estelle tell Bizarro Frank, "Frank, don't you think you were a little hard on the beaver last night?". So Beaver is the Bizarro George? That's plausible.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 22, 2017 14:33:46 GMT
I'm thinking Ward and June Cleaver. A bonus is we'd get to hear Bizarro Estelle tell Bizarro Frank, "Frank, don't you think you were a little hard on the beaver last night?". So Beaver is the Bizarro George? That's plausible. If Beaver is George in the bizarro world, is Lumpy Newman? Eddie Haskell is definitely Bania.
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Post by rudiger on Sept 22, 2017 15:08:33 GMT
So Beaver is the Bizarro George? That's plausible. If Beaver is George in the bizarro world, is Lumpy Newman? Eddie Haskell is definitely Bania. This reminds me of the short-lived spin-off, Leave it to Jesus, with Jerry Mathers as the Jeez: God: Now, Jesus, do you know why you had to die on the cross? Jesus: I don't know, dad. Was it for the sins of Lumpy Rutherford? Or Jesus: Jeepers, Judas, why'd ya have to go and do a goofy thing like that for?
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