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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Dec 1, 2019 22:59:25 GMT
(To Joe Biden:) And you want to be my latex salesman, er, our 46th president? he's got his shirt unbuttoned---he's ready to mingle!
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Post by pizzabagel on Dec 2, 2019 0:13:27 GMT
(To Joe Biden:) And you want to be my latex salesman, er, our 46th president? he's got his shirt unbuttoned---he's ready to mingle! Oh, mingle shmingle. He's rambling on about roaches and the hair on his legs turning blond. Forget about campaigning for president. He needs to be in the place where Lloyd Braun went. Or better yet, he needs to go to Vienna. Like where Freud studied and have all those people looking at him and checking up on him. That's the kind of help he needs. He needs a team of psychiatrists working round the clock thinking about him, having conferences, observing him, like the way they did with the Elephant Man.
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Post by pizzabagel on Dec 3, 2019 12:48:43 GMT
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Dec 3, 2019 14:17:52 GMT
he's got his shirt unbuttoned---he's ready to mingle! Oh, mingle shmingle. He's rambling on about roaches and the hair on his legs turning blond. Forget about campaigning for president. He needs to be in the place where Lloyd Braun went. Or better yet, he needs to go to Vienna. Like where Freud studied and have all those people looking at him and checking up on him. That's the kind of help he needs. He needs a team of psychiatrists working round the clock thinking about him, having conferences, observing him, like the way they did with the Elephant Man. ignoring BOOMER BIDEN? HE WILL NOT BE IGNORED!
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Dec 6, 2019 10:59:55 GMT
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Post by pizzabagel on Dec 6, 2019 12:14:40 GMT
Push-ups are for suckers. And for guys in better shape than these two.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Dec 6, 2019 14:09:49 GMT
Push-ups are for suckers. And for guys in better shape than these two. for real. biden needs to change brand to LASHING OUT. I will lash for you!
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Post by pizzabagel on Dec 6, 2019 16:38:56 GMT
Push-ups are for suckers. And for guys in better shape than these two. for real. biden needs to change brand to LASHING OUT. I will lash for you! He should get a Whitney Houston impersonator to record "I Will Always Lash You" for his campaign rally song. It's a "can't miss."
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Dec 6, 2019 20:14:36 GMT
for real. biden needs to change brand to LASHING OUT. I will lash for you! He should get a Whitney Houston impersonator to record "I Will Always Lash You" for his campaign rally song. It's a "can't miss." i'll take the dignity of money, joe. and then the dignity of living on Bermuda & getting a sun tan.
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Post by pizzabagel on Dec 6, 2019 21:22:51 GMT
He should get a Whitney Houston impersonator to record "I Will Always Lash You" for his campaign rally song. It's a "can't miss." i'll take the dignity of money, joe. and then the dignity of living on Bermuda & getting a sun tan. Town hall event member: Free anything? Elizabeth Warren: Free everything!
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Dec 7, 2019 14:31:28 GMT
i'll take the dignity of money, joe. and then the dignity of living on Bermuda & getting a sun tan. Town hall event member: Free anything? Elizabeth Warren: Free everything! i would prefer a discursive middle class with openings for the upper class. biden seems to be saying: you can be average & i'll let you stay average! uhhh...thanks?
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Dec 8, 2019 14:51:38 GMT
can you handle this level of zing?
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Post by pizzabagel on Dec 8, 2019 16:20:15 GMT
I don't know what happened to the video I posted a few days ago, but here it is again.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Dec 8, 2019 17:20:11 GMT
I don't know what happened to the video I posted a few days ago, but here it is again. biden & his pool days. he's not a lifeguard. more of a joeguard.
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Post by pizzabagel on Dec 8, 2019 21:31:15 GMT
I don't know what happened to the video I posted a few days ago, but here it is again. biden & his pool days. he's not a lifeguard. more of a joeguard. Did you catch his blood eye at the end?
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Dec 12, 2019 14:28:35 GMT
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Post by pizzabagel on Dec 12, 2019 17:00:43 GMT
No, rock and roll can never die.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Dec 12, 2019 18:16:47 GMT
No, rock and roll can never die. it's a trick. he's saying he'll be there for 1 term. but that will last forever! he will become king biden!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Post by pizzabagel on Dec 12, 2019 19:34:54 GMT
No, rock and roll can never die. it's a trick. he's saying he'll be there for 1 term. but that will last forever! he will become king biden!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've heard of King Vidor. (Jerry: You know, you're not a king.) I shudder to think of King Biden.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Dec 12, 2019 19:38:10 GMT
it's a trick. he's saying he'll be there for 1 term. but that will last forever! he will become king biden!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I've heard of King Vidor. (Jerry: You know, you're not a king.) I shudder to think of King Biden.
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Post by pizzabagel on Dec 12, 2019 19:43:26 GMT
I've heard of King Vidor. (Jerry: You know, you're not a king.) I shudder to think of King Biden. Two hidden items: His left hand is on a crown that bears an image of O'Bama. His right hand is pointing downward, towards his bare, hairy legs.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Dec 12, 2019 19:59:40 GMT
Two hidden items: His left hand is on a crown that bears an image of O'Bama. His right hand is pointing downward, towards his bare, hairy legs. why no calzones?
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Post by pizzabagel on Dec 12, 2019 20:49:37 GMT
Two hidden items: His left hand is on a crown that bears an image of O'Bama. His right hand is pointing downward, towards his bare, hairy legs. why no calzones? They're on the pillow, under the crown. He's hiding them from Elizabeth Warren. She wants something to eat with her beer.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Dec 13, 2019 17:39:18 GMT
They're on the pillow, under the crown. He's hiding them from Elizabeth Warren. She wants something to eat with her beer.
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Post by pizzabagel on Dec 13, 2019 17:57:54 GMT
They're on the pillow, under the crown. He's hiding them from Elizabeth Warren. She wants something to eat with her beer. He's got a Joe Mayo vibe about him. Biden: Hey, can you do me a favor? Can you keep an eye on the graft? Make sure I have enough.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Dec 19, 2019 17:36:53 GMT
He's got a Joe Mayo vibe about him. Biden: Hey, can you do me a favor? Can you keep an eye on the graft? Make sure I have enough. looks like his glass eye is about to fall out:
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Post by pizzabagel on Dec 19, 2019 17:52:22 GMT
He's got a Joe Mayo vibe about him. Biden: Hey, can you do me a favor? Can you keep an eye on the graft? Make sure I have enough. looks like his glass eye is about to fall out: He's about to catch it.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Dec 20, 2019 12:35:18 GMT
looks like his glass eye is about to fall out: He's about to catch it. the doctor is in!
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Post by pizzabagel on Dec 20, 2019 12:45:29 GMT
He should hang onto his wife Jill like grim death. Which is not far off, by the way.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Dec 20, 2019 14:15:02 GMT
He should hang onto his wife Jill like grim death. Which is not far off, by the way. if he gets pulled over for being drunk...he's just pretending to be drunk....
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