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Post by rudiger on Sept 17, 2019 4:21:40 GMT
This reminds me: why didn't they ever have an ergonomic electric chair? Maybe a theater-style recliner? I mean, c'mon, they should at least make the dude a little comfortable while they're strapping him in for that final ride. Hell, maybe even include a back massager that gets a little 'too' intense. Your views on execution are fascinating. You really should do an op-ed piece for the Times. Don't even get me started about when I used to go into work as a Laz-E-Boy executive. I didn't have a job there, but I still went in.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 17, 2019 8:16:16 GMT
Uncle Ben? The rice heir? Well, he was killed by a burglar, so Aunt May is the heir to his rice empire. May Rice? No, that won't sell.
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Post by rhs6358 on Sept 17, 2019 8:18:15 GMT
That reminds me; the 'sprite defense' won't work in a court of law. Don't ask me how I know... What about the Dr. Pepper defense? I would think that's a winner. Dr. Pepper was nothing more than a cheap, imitation cherry Coke. And I'll tell you something else I found out. He wasn't even a real doctor.
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Post by rudiger on Sept 19, 2019 20:58:31 GMT
What about the Dr. Pepper defense? I would think that's a winner. Dr. Pepper was nothing more than a cheap, imitation cherry Coke. And I'll tell you something else I found out. He wasn't even a real doctor. I believe there's a lawsuit that stipulates if Dr. Pepper cannot produce his medical credentials, the drink is to be renamed Mr. Pepper.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Dec 27, 2023 23:22:43 GMT
Dr. Pepper was nothing more than a cheap, imitation cherry Coke. And I'll tell you something else I found out. He wasn't even a real doctor. I believe there's a lawsuit that stipulates if Dr. Pepper cannot produce his medical credentials, the drink is to be renamed Mr. Pepper. Unconstitutional!
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Post by rudiger on Dec 28, 2023 2:01:55 GMT
I believe there's a lawsuit that stipulates if Dr. Pepper cannot produce his medical credentials, the drink is to be renamed Mr. Pepper. Unconstitutional!
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Post by NJtoTX on Dec 29, 2023 0:51:08 GMT
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jan 5, 2024 19:57:23 GMT
Ramon!!!!
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 5, 2024 20:50:44 GMT
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jan 6, 2024 19:47:37 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 6, 2024 20:14:49 GMT
Have you done your winter soak yet?
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 6, 2024 20:50:10 GMT
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