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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 27, 2024 11:49:11 GMT
"Muskova"? The official beverage of the old Minnesota Muskies of the ABA?
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 27, 2024 15:53:12 GMT
"Muskova"? The official beverage of the old Minnesota Muskies of the ABA? Named for politician Edmund Muskie? But he was from Maine. rhs: For Muskie Muskrat from the old Deputy Dawg cartoons.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on May 4, 2024 22:46:46 GMT
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Post by Karma_Kramer on May 8, 2024 22:14:27 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on May 12, 2024 11:17:31 GMT
Raspberry iced tea. In the heat. That Texas slang for "In the nude"?
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Post by rhs6358 on May 12, 2024 11:18:11 GMT
Get the hell out of here with your Nazi beverage.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on May 17, 2024 22:26:11 GMT
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Post by pizzabagel on May 17, 2024 22:29:49 GMT
A bench? What kind of a bench? What, like at a bus stop?
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Post by π¬ππ on May 18, 2024 4:53:29 GMT
It's been a while since I've had my favorite cheap beer. PBR is the best-selling beer here in Arizona or so I've read. They had the 30-packs in stock today at WalMart. That's the only way I've been buying most beers lately. Bought another 30-pack of PBR yesterday. I took three down, didn't pass them around, 27 cans of beer, that's all!
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Post by Karma_Kramer on May 18, 2024 22:58:54 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on May 18, 2024 23:54:10 GMT
A bench? What kind of a bench? What, like at a bus stop? It's Johnny Bench brand. They put just a dab of Blue Emu in each can.
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Post by pizzabagel on May 19, 2024 0:05:50 GMT
A bench? What kind of a bench? What, like at a bus stop? It's Johnny Bench brand. They put just a dab of Blue Emu in each can. Man: How much?
Woman: Three dabs, rather a lot really.
Man: ... well, I'll have a can without so much Blue Emu in it.
CAPTION: 'ONE CAN OF BENCH BEER WITHOUT SO MUCH BLUE EMU IN IT LATER'
Man: Appalling.
Woman: Moan, moan, moan.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on May 19, 2024 21:35:34 GMT
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Jun 1, 2024 1:57:35 GMT
White wine.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 1, 2024 12:00:38 GMT
Estelle: Did they just invent it? Jerry: Since it's transparent he just senses it's in the glass. Claire: Red wine left, white wine right. It's very challenging work.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 1, 2024 16:48:07 GMT
Estelle: Did they just invent it? Jerry: Since it's transparent he just senses it's in the glass. Claire: Red wine left, white wine right. It's very challenging work. Alton Benes: You're not afraid of a little white wine, are you? Vivian: I find white to be the most sensuous of all the wines. Lennie Pike: I have to get this truckload of white wine to Yuma. Boris Kahlnikov: Are you in opera or rodeo? Oscar Madison: No, I'm in white wine. Boris Kahlnikov: Are you Paul Masson?
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Jun 1, 2024 20:09:52 GMT
Estelle: Did they just invent it? Jerry: Since it's transparent he just senses it's in the glass. Claire: Red wine left, white wine right. It's very challenging work. I drank out of a metal wine glass.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 1, 2024 20:46:53 GMT
Estelle: Did they just invent it? Jerry: Since it's transparent he just senses it's in the glass. Claire: Red wine left, white wine right. It's very challenging work. I drank out of a metal wine glass. Making the white wine look like liquid mercury? Kinda cool.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 1, 2024 20:56:14 GMT
I drank out of a metal wine glass. Making the white wine look like liquid mercury? Kinda cool. Freddie Mercury: Yep. That was back in the day when I invented white wine. Took me three years to develop it and get a patent. Ol' "Liquid Mercury" they called me.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 1, 2024 20:57:11 GMT
Estelle: Did they just invent it? Jerry: Since it's transparent he just senses it's in the glass. Claire: Red wine left, white wine right. It's very challenging work. I drank out of a metal wine glass. Well, look at you with your hoity-toity glass. I use a regular juice glass. I'm on a fixed income, you know.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Jun 1, 2024 21:11:19 GMT
I drank out of a metal wine glass. Well, look at you with your hoity-toity glass. I use a regular juice glass. I'm on a fixed income, you know. At least I know it won't break if I accidentally knock it over, then you're gonna have broken glass on the carpet, embedded in the carpet fibers, deep, deep in the shag, broken glass, bits of broken glass that you never get out. you can't get it out with a vacuum cleaner. Even on your hands and knees with a magnifying glass, you can't get all the pieces, and then you think you got it all and two years later, you're walkin' barefoot and you step on a piece of broken glass and you kill yourself, is that what you want? I don't think you want that, is it? .. Do you?
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 1, 2024 21:13:20 GMT
Well, look at you with your hoity-toity glass. I use a regular juice glass. I'm on a fixed income, you know. At least I know it won't break if I accidentally knock it over, then you're gonna have broken glass on the carpet, embedded in the carpet fibers, deep, deep in the shag, broken glass, bits of broken glass that you never get out. you can't get it out with a vacuum cleaner. Even on your hands and knees with a magnifying glass, you can't get all the pieces, and then you think you got it all and two years later, you're walkin' barefoot and you step on a piece of broken glass and you kill yourself, is that what you want? I don't think you want that, is it? .. Do you? But I wear slippers. Karma_Kramer: Aw, shut up.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Jun 1, 2024 21:14:11 GMT
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Jun 1, 2024 21:17:37 GMT
At least I know it won't break if I accidentally knock it over, then you're gonna have broken glass on the carpet, embedded in the carpet fibers, deep, deep in the shag, broken glass, bits of broken glass that you never get out. you can't get it out with a vacuum cleaner. Even on your hands and knees with a magnifying glass, you can't get all the pieces, and then you think you got it all and two years later, you're walkin' barefoot and you step on a piece of broken glass and you kill yourself, is that what you want? I don't think you want that, is it? .. Do you? But I wear slippers. Karma_Kramer: Aw, shut up. I'd rather break a wine glass than my bong any day.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 1, 2024 21:19:42 GMT
But I wear slippers. Karma_Kramer: Aw, shut up. I'd rather break a wine glass than my bong any day. I'm having some Fireball whisky soon. The bottle is plastic. Should I just chug it out of that?
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Jun 1, 2024 21:24:02 GMT
I'd rather break a wine glass than my bong any day. I'm having some Fireball whisky soon. The bottle is plastic. Should I just chug it out of that? Sure, you only live once.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 1, 2024 21:31:47 GMT
I'm having some Fireball whisky soon. The bottle is plastic. Should I just chug it out of that? Sure, you only live once. nuts: life!
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Jun 2, 2024 5:29:55 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 2, 2024 23:27:24 GMT
Okay, now you're into the good stuff.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 2, 2024 23:27:40 GMT
Crown Royal. Excellent whisky.
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