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Post by IsoscelesKramer on Feb 18, 2017 4:35:42 GMT
FELLATIO CUNNILINGUS FRENCH KISSING.
RIMJOB.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Feb 18, 2017 5:12:36 GMT
THIS FUCKING BREAD HAS FUCKING NUTS IN IT!!!!!!!!!!.
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Feb 18, 2017 8:50:14 GMT
FUCK THESE FUCKING SHIT PRETZELS ARE GODDAMN MAKING ME FUCK SHIT THIRSTY!!!! This is better than "serenity now."
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Post by Hawkeye-Costanza on Feb 18, 2017 9:16:58 GMT
How about some speculation on what Elaine was whispering on Jerry's tape recorder?
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Post by WayneRW on Feb 18, 2017 10:42:36 GMT
Oh now you're off on a topic!
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Post by WayneRW on Feb 18, 2017 10:43:06 GMT
Oh now you're off on a topic.
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Post by Hawkeye-Costanza on Feb 18, 2017 11:07:00 GMT
Giddyup!
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 18, 2017 20:49:47 GMT
Tell that to Bobby Colby. That poor fuck had to spend 18 hours with a fucking cork up his ass.
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on Feb 19, 2017 21:28:00 GMT
BOY COCK! GIRL COCK! E-I-E-I-O!
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 20, 2017 2:37:21 GMT
So let's pitch it to HBO. I want to be able to say "fuck," you know. And I wanna say "Cocksucker." Not the JLD, as in J L-D?
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 20, 2017 2:38:38 GMT
Can it include a profanity laced wedding toast? Is there any other kind?
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Post by MikeO64 on Feb 20, 2017 20:12:03 GMT
FUCK YOU YOU CAR WASH CUNT!!!!!. I HAD A DENTAL APPOINTMENT!!!!. Cock! Grandma! Bugger! And balls! Fallatio! Cunnilingus! French kissing! Rimjob!
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Post by Lomez on Feb 20, 2017 20:15:57 GMT
Loofa-faced shit weasel!!
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Post by Walter Matthau's Ghost on Feb 20, 2017 21:15:59 GMT
Shit-eating son of a bitch! Bastard, douchebag, twat, numbnuts, dickhead!! BITCH!!!
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 20, 2017 21:57:22 GMT
The masseuse that Jerry dated was nothing but a fucking bitch douche.
Damn, that felt good!
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on Feb 21, 2017 1:59:44 GMT
Because it's so much funnier if you watch it!
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Post by AntonioDaniels on Feb 21, 2017 2:03:31 GMT
whoops
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Post by AntonioDaniels on Feb 21, 2017 2:04:38 GMT
Because it's so much funnier if you watch it! Top 5 scene in the series!
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Feb 21, 2017 5:04:39 GMT
How about some speculation on what Elaine was whispering on Jerry's tape recorder? Why the fucking fuck has no one else jumped on this?!?!? This opportunity is like fucking discovering fucking Plutonium by fucking accident!!!! I could just link porno, and say "picture Elaine."
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Post by Hawkeye-Costanza on Feb 21, 2017 5:51:53 GMT
How about some speculation on what Elaine was whispering on Jerry's tape recorder? Why the fucking fuck has no one else jumped on this?!?!? This opportunity is like fucking discovering fucking Plutonium by fucking accident!!!! I could just link porno, and say "picture Elaine." Oh, it's a scene, man.
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Post by WayneRW on Feb 21, 2017 11:10:41 GMT
FUCK YOU YOU CAR WASH CUNT!!!!!. I HAD A DENTAL APPOINTMENT!!!!. Cock! Grandma! Bugger! And balls! Fallatio! Cunnilingus! French kissing! Rimjob! So, whaddaya write, children's books?
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 21, 2017 12:28:54 GMT
No, he illustrates them. Have you seen "The Cat in the Hat" and "The Five Chinese Brothers"? Some of his finest work.
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Feb 21, 2017 17:11:51 GMT
My wife has a motherfucking ear infection.
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Post by Lomez on Feb 21, 2017 17:18:45 GMT
Ya got that motherfucking bitch?!!
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Post by Carpet Crawler on Feb 22, 2017 14:20:49 GMT
It's like going to the bathroom in front of a lot of people and not caring. no, wait. it's not like that at all.
it's like what CURB YOUR ENTHUSIASM is to me - SEINFELD with cursing. there.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Feb 24, 2017 17:49:49 GMT
George Carlin, he's a fucking fucked motherfucking idiot all together! George Carlin couldn't flat iron a silk shirt if he had a hot date with......... Shit, lost my train of thought....... carlin was a bania fan.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Mar 9, 2017 2:09:50 GMT
George Carlin, he's a fucking fucked motherfucking idiot all together! George Carlin couldn't flat iron a silk shirt if he had a hot date with......... Shit, lost my train of thought....... he had anger issues.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 9, 2017 11:25:29 GMT
Everything should have profanity. Seinfeld. Friends. Hell, The Flintstones should have had cursing. Fred: "Wilma, where's my fucking bowling ball?" Wilma: "You probably ate it, you fat shit". Fred storms out the door, mutters under his breath "Die, you fucking cunt"
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