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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Mar 7, 2019 1:19:37 GMT
10 MORTY SEINFELD
Although Morty Seinfeld is Jerry’s dad in the show, he’s not actually based on Jerry Seinfeld’s real-life father. Instead, he took his name and characterization from Larry David’s dad, Morty David. The real Morty was similarly a retiree living in Florida who argued with his son whenever it came to paying a check, obsessed over the rules of tipping, and had a career in the men’s clothing business.
screenrant.com/seinfeld-characters-real-life-counterparts/this sounds like how shall i put it....PHONY? was Jerry running drugs with this guy? maybe using fake german cars as transport? 3 THE SNIFFING ACCOUNTANT
Remember the episode “The Sniffing Accountant?” Jerry, Kramer, and Newman give all their money to an accountant whose sniffing has them suspecting he’s a drug addict. Well, he was based on a real-life accountant who Jerry Seinfeld hired.
The comedian explained, “My accountant, whose name I won’t mention (not that he doesn’t deserve the infamy) stole, I think, fifty thousand dollars from me, and snorted it up his nose... just gave him an envelope of cash, and never saw it again. And I used to talk about that guy and how much I hated him, so he became the Sniffing Accountant. That was some measure of revenge.” |
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 7, 2019 1:24:52 GMT
Seiny was his enabler. And possibly also his dealer.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Mar 7, 2019 2:45:54 GMT
Seiny was his enabler. And possibly also his dealer. Party pal? |
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Post by Deleted on Mar 7, 2019 4:43:01 GMT
Seiny was his enabler. And possibly also his dealer. Party pal?  |
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Mar 7, 2019 7:06:06 GMT
rhs6358: IS THERE A REAL LIFE LISI?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? pizzabagel: No. Rhs6358: Well this really sticks in my craw! DeltaHomicide: What exactly is a craw? Pizzabagel: It's something that rhs gets things stuck in. Rhs6358: You don't even know what a craw is. @znep27: Isn't a craw something that swirls in commercials? DeltaHomicide: No craws swirl in commercials! Rhs6358: Hey, hey, hey we're getting off topic here! Now where is my real life Lisi!! Pizzabagel: I told you, she doesn't exist, so stop asking! Hey, Hawkeye-Costanza, you better tell ya boyfriend rhs to stop asking for Lisi. Hawkeye-Costanza: Oh he's not my boyfriend. I don't even come around here anymore so he's just trying to get me in trouble by reminding everyone that I'm absent! SirMoeHimself: You guys wanna know what a craw is? You wanna know what a craw is?!?!? Here! -rubs everyone's face in my craw- Here's a craw! Everyone: 
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 7, 2019 9:18:17 GMT
rhs6358 : IS THERE A REAL LIFE LISI?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? pizzabagel : No. Rhs6358: Well this really sticks in my craw! DeltaHomicide : What exactly is a craw? Pizzabagel: It's something that rhs gets things stuck in. Rhs6358: You don't even know what a craw is. @znep27 : Isn't a craw something that swirls in commercials? DeltaHomicide: No craws swirl in commercials! Rhs6358: Hey, hey, hey we're getting off topic here! Now where is my real life Lisi!! Pizzabagel: I told you, she doesn't exist, so stop asking! Hey, Hawkeye-Costanza , you better tell ya boyfriend rhs to stop asking for Lisi. Hawkeye-Costanza : Oh he's not my boyfriend. I don't even come around here anymore so he's just trying to get me in trouble by reminding everyone that I'm absent! SirMoeHimself : You guys wanna know what a craw is? You wanna know what a craw is?!?!? Here! -rubs everyone's face in my craw- Here's a craw! Everyone: Well that was one ripping good yarn. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 7, 2019 13:00:26 GMT
rhs6358 : IS THERE A REAL LIFE LISI?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? pizzabagel : No. Rhs6358: Well this really sticks in my craw! DeltaHomicide : What exactly is a craw? Pizzabagel: It's something that rhs gets things stuck in. Rhs6358: You don't even know what a craw is. @znep27 : Isn't a craw something that swirls in commercials? DeltaHomicide: No craws swirl in commercials! Rhs6358: Hey, hey, hey we're getting off topic here! Now where is my real life Lisi!! Pizzabagel: I told you, she doesn't exist, so stop asking! Hey, Hawkeye-Costanza , you better tell ya boyfriend rhs to stop asking for Lisi. Hawkeye-Costanza : Oh he's not my boyfriend. I don't even come around here anymore so he's just trying to get me in trouble by reminding everyone that I'm absent! SirMoeHimself : You guys wanna know what a craw is? You wanna know what a craw is?!?!? Here! -rubs everyone's face in my craw- Here's a craw! Everyone: Well that was one ripping good yarn. Ripping? Like flatulent? rhs: If that helps you. |
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Mar 8, 2019 6:43:47 GMT
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