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Post by Deleted on Mar 31, 2017 16:46:36 GMT
Through. It's over. I'm gone. Finished. Over. I will never post on your board again! Look at you! You think you're an important man? Is that what you think? You are a laughingstock! You are a joke! These people are laughing at you! You're nothing! You have no brains, no ability, nothing! I quit!
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 31, 2017 17:28:11 GMT
Through. It's over. I'm gone. Finished. Over. I will never post on your board again! Look at you! You think you're an important man? Is that what you think? You are a laughingstock! You are a joke! These people are laughing at you! You're nothing! You have no brains, no ability, nothing! I quit! I thought we're a team, @znep27. Do you want me to get you a deal on a box of nails? Is that what you want?
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Post by samcollins99 on Mar 31, 2017 17:32:40 GMT
...who is this?
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 31, 2017 17:40:22 GMT
I think Znep just needs a good soak.
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Post by fuggedaboudit on Mar 31, 2017 17:49:13 GMT
Through. It's over. I'm gone. Finished. Over. I will never post on your board again! Look at you! You think you're an important man? Is that what you think? You are a laughingstock! You are a joke! These people are laughing at you! You're nothing! You have no brains, no ability, nothing! I quit! Znep27 you wanna get even? Let's slip him a mickey. I'll distract him with discussions about nudity and you do the deed.
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Post by π¬ππ on Mar 31, 2017 18:01:18 GMT
. Through. It's over. I'm gone. Finished. Over. I will never post on your board again! Look at you! You think you're an important man? Is that what you think? You are a laughingstock! You are a joke! These people are laughing at you! You're nothing! You have no brains, no ability, nothing! I quit! Careful! You are zeroing in on a thousand posts and five πππππ. Now, I know why Hawkeye-Costanza has threatened to raise the threshold to 2,000 posts. He'll probably do it just as you are about to arrive.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 31, 2017 18:04:30 GMT
. Through. It's over. I'm gone. Finished. Over. I will never post on your board again! Look at you! You think you're an important man? Is that what you think? You are a laughingstock! You are a joke! These people are laughing at you! You're nothing! You have no brains, no ability, nothing! I quit! Careful! You are zeroing in on a thousand posts and five πππππ. Now, I know why Hawkeye-Costanza has threatened to raise the threshold to 2,000 posts. He'll probably do it just as you are about to arrive. How Sisyphean.
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Mar 31, 2017 18:15:10 GMT
The job of a general manager of a baseball team can be tough to get.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 31, 2017 18:20:15 GMT
. Through. It's over. I'm gone. Finished. Over. I will never post on your board again! Look at you! You think you're an important man? Is that what you think? You are a laughingstock! You are a joke! These people are laughing at you! You're nothing! You have no brains, no ability, nothing! I quit! Careful! You are zeroing in on a thousand posts and five πππππ. Now, I know why Hawkeye-Costanza has threatened to raise the threshold to 2,000 posts. He'll probably do it just as you are about to arrive. I heard that when you hit 1,000 posts you actually enter another galaxy. It's dark and spooky like the Black Forest.
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Mar 31, 2017 22:41:50 GMT
@znep27 is a great quitter. It's one of the few things he does well. He comes from a long line of quitters. His father was a quitter, his grandfather was a quitter...and his mother was a mudder.
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Post by Hawkeye-Costanza on Mar 31, 2017 22:56:46 GMT
Through. It's over. I'm gone. Finished. Over. I will never post on your board again! Look at you! You think you're an important man? Is that what you think? You are a laughingstock! You are a joke! These people are laughing at you! You're nothing! You have no brains, no ability, nothing! I quit! Huh-ho! Oh! You are too much, @znep27! Too much! Don't you even care!? This is your board! It's your name on the header! Speaking of which, the 'N' fell off and all it says now is Zep!
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on Apr 1, 2017 1:02:18 GMT
Remind me to tell you what we did *in* Lake George. Get this, I got it all on tape!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2017 7:38:45 GMT
This may have been a huuuge mistake.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 1, 2017 11:01:49 GMT
This may have been a huuuge mistake. Well, I know you like history. Maybe there's a nice Civil War board you can hook up with.
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Post by Hawkeye-Costanza on Apr 1, 2017 12:22:41 GMT
You gotta know what you're talking about. And it's probably a university thing..
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 1, 2017 13:04:42 GMT
You know, Znep always makes those witty comments during the Mets games. Maybe there's an old Monday Night Baseball board he can join. Znep's witticisms on Curt Gowdy would be gold.
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Post by Deleted on Apr 1, 2017 13:17:21 GMT
Well, I know you like history. Maybe there's a nice Civil War board you can hook up with. That's a good idea. I have always wanted to be a buff.
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Post by Hawkeye-Costanza on Apr 1, 2017 13:21:41 GMT
Well, they tend to give those board memberships to ex-ballplayers and people that are, you know, in baseball.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 1, 2017 16:01:04 GMT
Well, they tend to give those board memberships to ex-ballplayers and people that are, you know, in baseball. So Znep's distinguished whiffle ball career and his interest in Fantasy Baseball League doesn't count? Well, that's not really fair.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 1, 2017 16:32:44 GMT
Well, they tend to give those board memberships to ex-ballplayers and people that are, you know, in baseball. So Znep's distinguished whiffle ball career and his interest in Fantasy Baseball League doesn't count? Well, that's not really fair. So being an expert foosball player doesn't qualify a person to be a soccer team GM? Dang!
Y'know, that would be cool, to attach soccer players to parallel poles each stretching the width of the field. Then have each team's coach at controls to shift and turn them. I'd pay to see that.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 1, 2017 17:03:14 GMT
So Znep's distinguished whiffle ball career and his interest in Fantasy Baseball League doesn't count? Well, that's not really fair. So being an expert foosball player doesn't qualify a person to be a soccer team GM? Dang!
Y'know, that would be cool, to attach soccer players to parallel poles each stretching the width of the field. Then have each team's coach at controls to shift and turn them. I'd pay to see that.
I'm considering writing to Roger Goodell and proposing the National Electric Football League. On the snap, all the players would just have to kind of wobble aimlessly around the field. Lineman would be going towards the end zone, players' arms would lock and they'd start twirling around. And nobody would get hurt by a felt football the size of a pencil eraser. It's bound to succeed!!
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 1, 2017 17:27:57 GMT
So being an expert foosball player doesn't qualify a person to be a soccer team GM? Dang!
Y'know, that would be cool, to attach soccer players to parallel poles each stretching the width of the field. Then have each team's coach at controls to shift and turn them. I'd pay to see that.
I'm considering writing to Roger Goodell and proposing the National Electric Football League. On the snap, all the players would just have to kind of wobble aimlessly around the field. Lineman would be going towards the end zone, players' arms would lock and they'd start twirling around. And nobody would get hurt by a felt football the size of a pencil eraser. It's bound to succeed!! Why not electrify the field, sort of like a bumper car track? Attach a pole to each player's helmet and hang an electrified mesh above the field. It might have a positive effect on the few concussions they'd then endure. Plenty of action, and what spectacular touchdown celebrations we'd see. I'd not only pay to see that, I'd invest in it.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 1, 2017 17:40:16 GMT
I'm considering writing to Roger Goodell and proposing the National Electric Football League. On the snap, all the players would just have to kind of wobble aimlessly around the field. Lineman would be going towards the end zone, players' arms would lock and they'd start twirling around. And nobody would get hurt by a felt football the size of a pencil eraser. It's bound to succeed!! Why not electrify the field
What if it rains?
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Post by π¬ππ on Apr 1, 2017 18:02:19 GMT
I'm considering writing to Roger Goodell and proposing the National Electric Football League. On the snap, all the players would just have to kind of wobble aimlessly around the field. Lineman would be going towards the end zone, players' arms would lock and they'd start twirling around. And nobody would get hurt by a felt football the size of a pencil eraser. It's bound to succeed!! Why not electrify the field, sort of like a bumper car track? Attach a pole to each player's helmet and hang an electrified mesh above the field. It might have a positive effect on the few concussions they'd then endure. Plenty of action, and what spectacular touchdown celebrations we'd see. I'd not only pay to see that, I'd invest in it.
I believe the National Foosball League would have a better chance. First franchise test venues would be St. Louis and San Diego.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 1, 2017 18:06:37 GMT
Why not electrify the field
What if it rains? No calzones at the concession stands.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 1, 2017 18:07:32 GMT
Why not electrify the field, sort of like a bumper car track? Attach a pole to each player's helmet and hang an electrified mesh above the field. It might have a positive effect on the few concussions they'd then endure. Plenty of action, and what spectacular touchdown celebrations we'd see. I'd not only pay to see that, I'd invest in it.
I believe the National Foosball League would have a better chance. First franchise test venues would be St. Louis and San Diego. Giddy-up!
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 1, 2017 18:36:54 GMT
I believe the National Foosball League would have a better chance. First franchise test venues would be St. Louis and San Diego. Giddy-up! What's your opinion on my proposal of Canadian Lingerie Football?
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 1, 2017 22:31:11 GMT
What's your opinion on my proposal of Canadian Lingerie Football? Would all the lingerie be Canadian, or just the teams? I mean, it gets pretty cold up there. You don't want to see them scrimmaging in long-johns.
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Post by rhs6358 on Apr 1, 2017 23:12:07 GMT
What's your opinion on my proposal of Canadian Lingerie Football? Would all the lingerie be Canadian, or just the teams? I mean, it gets pretty cold up there. You don't want to see them scrimmaging in long-johns. I was trying to show a little bit of class. The Canadian Underpants Football League doesn't have the same flair.
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Post by pizzabagel on Apr 2, 2017 0:29:41 GMT
Would all the lingerie be Canadian, or just the teams? I mean, it gets pretty cold up there. You don't want to see them scrimmaging in long-johns. I was trying to show a little bit of class. The Canadian Underpants Football League doesn't have the same flair. If you want to be classy, they have to broadcast the games on PBS, not just Channel 11. This could really bring in a buttload of money to their pledge drive.
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