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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 24, 2017 20:30:48 GMT
But one-word sentences are OK? Go figure. I hate exclamation points... You should have put an exclamation point after that. Just sayin'
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Post by snelling on Mar 24, 2017 21:35:23 GMT
"The Rye" (after George discovers that Frank took it back) is the dumbest episode resolution in the series' history. All George had to do is buy a bag of groceries and hide the rye in the bag. Then bring it out when he is left alone to put them away! All that fishing rod stuff was stupid and not even very funny.
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Post by AntonioDaniels on Mar 24, 2017 23:18:35 GMT
Do. Not. Keep. Videos. When. Quoting. What.
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Mar 25, 2017 5:30:41 GMT
I realize voting for The Soup Nazi is clichΓ©, like a Zeppelin fan saying his favorite song is "Stairway", but there's a reason why the episode ranks so high - it's very funny.
Not just because of the iconic Soup Nazi, either. We get Schmoopie, lots of Newman, and it's the first time we're introduced to Cedric and Bob. Plus I love how the real soup guy was thoroughly pissed off at this episode.
I think it's the tops!
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 25, 2017 13:07:23 GMT
Make that eight-way. I just cast my vote for "The Wink." Aw, way to go, Winky.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 25, 2017 13:08:52 GMT
The Gum? The Gum is tied for the lead? No. There's dissension on this board. We're trying to have an election here and you guys are Gary Johnsoning and Jill Steining up the place. No Gum. Okay. No Gum!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 25, 2017 13:14:07 GMT
I like gum.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 25, 2017 16:08:29 GMT
I like COO-kies, but you don't see me voting for it.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 25, 2017 16:49:54 GMT
I like COO-kies, but you don't see me voting for it. There's no episode called "The Cookies." Mr. K-uger: "Maybe there should be a 'Cookies.'"
George: "Oh, no."
K-uger: "Geooorge."
All: "Cookies! Cookies! Cookies! Cookies! Cookies! Cookies! Cookies!"
George: "Cookie's gettin' upset!"
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Post by π¬ππ on Mar 25, 2017 17:15:28 GMT
This guy would have made a great guest star:
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Mar 25, 2017 17:43:24 GMT
I smell another tiebreaker coming. I might soften my stance on changing my vote a little should the opportunity arise.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 25, 2017 18:05:59 GMT
Of course! [throws hands in the air]. Now The Gum is ahead. Are we not living in a society?
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Post by samcollins99 on Mar 25, 2017 18:08:44 GMT
I changed my vote from The Hot Tub to The Gum. I can't believe you sons-of-bitches didn't vote for The Hot Tub. It's da soak of de year!
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 25, 2017 18:14:21 GMT
Alright, alright. You see? This is why I hate voting with a large group. Everybody has their own little opinions, and it all gets homogenized, and you lose the whole edge of it. I'm going with The Rye! The Rye is the episode! The Rye!
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Post by samcollins99 on Mar 25, 2017 18:18:05 GMT
Now see, this is what the board is all about. Two buddies, sitting around, chewing rye.
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Post by π¬ππ on Mar 25, 2017 19:48:41 GMT
... Now The Gum is ahead. ... The Gum? The Gum??? I'm ready to switch my vote to a challenger!
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Post by nutsberryfarm β on Mar 25, 2017 22:53:49 GMT
Great scene, nuts! I'm torn between "The Wink" and "The Calzone."
Anyway, this clip has that scene plus the preceding ones (Newman stiffing George, Kramer slipping on the sidewalk). Hilarious!
and the calzone has some creed magic!
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Mar 25, 2017 22:55:58 GMT
Not gonna change my vote, I'm sticking with The Engagement- the best season-opening Seinfeld episode by far. Should the three way tie holds, I will vote for the episode that is not The Calzone (better than The Engagement, seriously?).
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Post by π¬ππ on Mar 25, 2017 23:00:09 GMT
... The Calzone (better than The Engagement, seriously?). I'd rather eat a calzone than get engaged. I've got the munchies for one tonight and plan to have a calzone Alfredo.
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Post by NJtoTX on Mar 26, 2017 0:00:53 GMT
Bunch of people are switching votes. What is this, Boca?
I still haven't voted. Need to rewatch Soup Nazi and Rye back to back, Shmoopie.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 26, 2017 0:12:49 GMT
This election is getting crazy. We'll be here all night if we have to.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 26, 2017 17:26:20 GMT
I prefer The Rye, but if The Calzone wins, I'm cool with that. It's a good eppy.
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Post by NJtoTX on Mar 26, 2017 17:39:35 GMT
I prefer The Rye, but if The Calzone wins, I'm cool with that. It's a good eppy. I sense collusion.
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Post by π¬ππ on Mar 26, 2017 17:43:57 GMT
I prefer The Rye, but if The Calzone wins, I'm cool with that. It's a good eppy. I sense collusion. No, it's the switch-vote feature. The more we use it the fewer ties there will be since losers will tend to be abandoned. The eppy I'm voting for is not actually my favorite, but my favorite that has a chance of winning!
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Mar 26, 2017 17:44:36 GMT
I prefer The Rye, but if The Calzone wins, I'm cool with that. It's a good eppy. I sense collusion. I can be... influenced to... change my vote. If certain guarantees are made.
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Post by NJtoTX on Mar 26, 2017 18:08:05 GMT
No, it's the switch-vote feature. The more we use it the fewer ties there will be since losers will tend to be abandoned. The eppy I'm voting for is not actually my favorite, but my favorite that has a chance of winning!
Get some cojones. Vote for your favorite. This ain't the electoral college.
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Mar 27, 2017 4:26:08 GMT
What a the hell do I know about a voting in a poll eh?!?!? $ 7.50 for my vote a.......for the Calazone.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 27, 2017 19:49:54 GMT
"The Rye" (after George discovers that Frank took it back) is the dumbest episode resolution in the series' history. All George had to do is buy a bag of groceries and hide the rye in the bag. Then bring it out when he is left alone to put them away! All that fishing rod stuff was stupid and not even very funny. "Schnitzer's"
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 27, 2017 20:07:47 GMT
"The Rye" (after George discovers that Frank took it back) is the dumbest episode resolution in the series' history. All George had to do is buy a bag of groceries and hide the rye in the bag. Then bring it out when he is left alone to put them away! All that fishing rod stuff was stupid and not even very funny. "Schnitzer's" Do you have Tourette's or something?
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Post by snelling on Mar 27, 2017 20:15:31 GMT
"Potato salad."
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