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Post by Lomez on Mar 24, 2017 17:24:31 GMT
Hey you bastards, I'm a latex salesman!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 24, 2017 17:28:43 GMT
Boy, you must hate latex. Or else, you really love latex, and that's why you have this stand.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 24, 2017 17:37:00 GMT
Hey you bastards, I'm a latex salesman! Do you work out of Jerry's tiny apartment? And when you run to the phone, are you in your drawers? Cause that sounds like a dream position. |
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Post by 📬🚑📭 on Mar 24, 2017 17:48:48 GMT
Hey you bastards, I'm a latex salesman! I'm a latex salesman, but I really want to be 📬🚑📭. I wouldn't have to change names if Hawkeye-Costanza would set up groups so we could choose our own titles. |
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Post by Lomez on Mar 24, 2017 17:51:11 GMT
Believe me Jerry's apartment is much nicer than Kramerica...that Darrin is such a control freak..
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 24, 2017 20:27:01 GMT
Hey you bastards, I'm a latex salesman! I'm a latex salesman, but I really want to be 📬🚑📭 . I wouldn't have to change names if Hawkeye-Costanza would set up groups so we could choose our own titles. I picture you as a banker. But I digress. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 24, 2017 21:43:13 GMT
I'm a latex salesman, but I really want to be 📬🚑📭 . I wouldn't have to change names if Hawkeye-Costanza would set up groups so we could choose our own titles. I picture you as a banker. But I digress. Oh, you digress. You digress. What kind of career advice service are ya running here? I am not interested in your career advice. You're a bum. |
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Post by 📬🚑📭 on Mar 24, 2017 22:01:11 GMT
I picture you as a banker. But I digress. Oh, you digress. You digress. What kind of career advice service are ya running here? I am not interested in your career advice. You're a bum. |
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Mar 24, 2017 23:09:27 GMT
There are no Maestro bums, just like there aren't any Handsome Homeless.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 25, 2017 23:49:33 GMT
There are no Maestro bums, just like there aren't any Handsome Homeless. So if I walk up to a homeless guy and say "You are SO good-looking", he automatically gets a home? This is a great country! |
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 25, 2017 23:57:27 GMT
There are no Maestro bums, just like there aren't any Handsome Homeless. So if I walk up to a homeless guy and say "You are SO good-looking", he automatically gets a home? This is a great country! Now see? Just saying "You are SO good-looking" doesn't really make the homeless guy good-looking. You gotta put some "good-looking" into it. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 26, 2017 0:11:19 GMT
So if I walk up to a homeless guy and say "You are SO good-looking", he automatically gets a home? This is a great country! Now see? Just saying "You are SO good-looking" doesn't really make the homeless guy good-looking. You gotta put some "good-looking" into it. I'm sorry. I can't. He'll just have to remain homeless. |
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