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Post by samcollins99 on Mar 16, 2017 18:00:33 GMT
You see my point here? You only hear of a Kramerica Intern, an Assistant to the Traveling Secretary and a Latex Salesman. Something's missing!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2017 18:49:19 GMT
The administrator has sex with all of them.
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Post by π¬ππ on Mar 16, 2017 19:01:50 GMT
You see my point here? You only hear of a Kramerica Intern, an Assistant to the Traveling Secretary and a Latex Salesman. Something's missing! There are at least two women on this forum. I was wondering Hawkeye-Costanza, are there criteria other than the number of posts that go into those titles?
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 16, 2017 19:06:29 GMT
You see my point here? You only hear of a Kramerica Intern, an Assistant to the Traveling Secretary and a Latex Salesman. Something's missing! There are at least two women on this forum. I was wondering Hawkeye-Costanza , are there criteria other than the number of posts that go into those titles? I'm NOT a woman! I'm bosomy!!
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on Mar 16, 2017 19:32:22 GMT
Something's missing, all right...
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Mar 16, 2017 20:04:53 GMT
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Post by BouncingSoul87 on Mar 16, 2017 20:15:03 GMT
Firestorm, that's a hell of a picture.
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Post by Lomez on Mar 16, 2017 20:20:27 GMT
Hawkeye Cosanza, didn't he invent merlot?
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2017 20:55:21 GMT
He stole my idea! I conceived that whole drink two years ago.
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Mar 16, 2017 21:50:31 GMT
Firestorm, that's a hell of a picture. Remember when the helicopter landed on top of the plane?
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Mar 16, 2017 23:01:19 GMT
There are at least two women on this forum.Β I was wondering Hawkeye-Costanza , are there criteria other than the number of posts that go into those titles? I'm NOT a woman! I'm bosomy!! -STARES-
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 16, 2017 23:36:19 GMT
There are at least two women on this forum. I was wondering Hawkeye-Costanza , are there criteria other than the number of posts that go into those titles? I'm NOT a woman! I'm bosomy!! What are you, a B? C?
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Post by NJtoTX on Mar 16, 2017 23:42:28 GMT
I'm NOT a woman! I'm bosomy!! What are you, a B? C?
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Post by BouncingSoul87 on Mar 17, 2017 0:16:02 GMT
Summer nights...
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Post by Hawkeye-Costanza on Mar 17, 2017 0:35:49 GMT
Oh man that GIF is killing me.
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Post by Hawkeye-Costanza on Mar 17, 2017 0:41:34 GMT
He stole my idea! I conceived that whole drink two years ago. Which part? The growing grapes in the vineyard you donβt own part or blending the wine in the factory you donβt have part?
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Post by nutsberryfarm β on Mar 17, 2017 0:51:42 GMT
He stole my idea! I conceived that whole drink two years ago. Which part? The growing grapes in the vineyard you donβt own part or blending the wine in the factory you donβt have part? Where is my promotion to CEO of the Human Fund? Make it happen!
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Post by samcollins99 on Mar 17, 2017 6:32:26 GMT
The administrator has sex with all of them. That's perverse!
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 17, 2017 9:42:13 GMT
Oh man that GIF is killing me. Is it screwing up your rods and cones, like it's doing to mine?
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Post by Hawkeye-Costanza on Mar 17, 2017 11:05:22 GMT
I'm seeing visions!
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 17, 2017 11:31:06 GMT
Drop a bowling ball on your head, my friend. That'll eliminate the visions -- although it'll leave you with much worse problems.
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Post by fuggedaboudit on Mar 17, 2017 13:39:34 GMT
You see my point here? You only hear of a Kramerica Intern, an Assistant to the Traveling Secretary and a Latex Salesman. Something's missing! There are at least two women on this forum. I'm a woman you got a problem with that?
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 17, 2017 16:20:10 GMT
Well, a woman can certainly be a travelling secretary, but you'd have to be a latex salesperson, which isn't as Seinfeld-esque. Perhaps you could work in a men's clothing store? How's your European accent?
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Post by π¬ππ on Mar 17, 2017 16:29:38 GMT
There are at least two women on this forum. I'm a woman you got a problem with that? I just asked Hawkeye-Costanza if there were available criteria other than number of posts in the titles. Sorry that sex was the one I came up with. Would you like a title that identifies with one of Elaine's jobs? So far Kramer and George are represented. I suggested Postal Employee, actually. Peterman ProtΓ©gΓ©e Pendant Publisher
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Post by fuggedaboudit on Mar 17, 2017 17:06:14 GMT
Hey you see this shirt I'm wearing? Says "Worlds Greatest", so that means the whole world which means I'm better than number one, just so that's clear.
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Post by Hawkeye-Costanza on Mar 17, 2017 22:54:52 GMT
Well, I don't know how official any of these rankings really are..
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 18, 2017 17:32:07 GMT
Hawkeye! There are women on this forum [sucks in gut]...it's GO time.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 21, 2017 18:35:51 GMT
But I don't wannabe a latex salesman.
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Post by π¬ππ on Mar 21, 2017 18:48:54 GMT
But I don't wannabe a latex salesman. Neither do I! I want to be Postmaster General and nutsberryfarm β wants to be CEO of the Human Fund. Unfortunately, Hawkeye-Costanza controls the titles. He could give us those by creating groups. Those levels based on the number of posts are pretty much fixed.
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 21, 2017 18:58:19 GMT
I want to be a pirate.
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