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Post by rudiger on Feb 14, 2018 20:49:08 GMT
I really wish they'd bring back the original versions of the shot - put and Javelin toss when they had catchers.
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Post by jcssupertape on Feb 14, 2018 21:33:04 GMT
I really wish they'd bring back the original versions of the shot - put and Javelin toss when they had catchers. What is this a joke? |
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 14, 2018 22:43:21 GMT
The ancient Greeks performed their Olympic events nude. You want to go back to that?
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Post by rudiger on Feb 14, 2018 23:44:23 GMT
The ancient Greeks performed their Olympic events nude. You want to go back to that? Uhm...<thinking>...okay? |
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Post by 📬🚑📭 on Feb 15, 2018 0:06:05 GMT
The ancient Greeks performed their Olympic events nude. You want to go back to that? Uhm...<thinking>...okay? No women allowed in the games or in the stands. The Olympics somehow survived that uninteresting feature. |
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Post by baconeggandcheese on Feb 15, 2018 0:46:20 GMT
I cant watch a man ice skate. They get all emotional, they sway. It's embarrassing.
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Post by pizzabagel on Feb 15, 2018 1:14:27 GMT
No women allowed in the games or in the stands. The Olympics somehow survived that uninteresting feature. I wonder if any women managed to sneak in under disguises. |
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Post by rudiger on Feb 15, 2018 2:00:19 GMT
No women allowed in the games or in the stands. The Olympics somehow survived that uninteresting feature. This must be because of the swimming events, what with shrinkage. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 15, 2018 5:59:38 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 15, 2018 8:47:49 GMT
No women allowed in the games or in the stands. The Olympics somehow survived that uninteresting feature. Nowadays, Olympic athletes become women. |
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Post by Deleted on Feb 16, 2018 15:19:37 GMT
So I'm watching a hockey game between Slovakia and OAR. What the hell is OAR? So I do a search and it's Olympic Athlete from Russia. "Russian athletes must compete under this title instead of the Russian flag due to the Russian doping scandal, the end result of which is that the world is basically pretending like Russia isn't competing even though, you know, they actually are under the banner of OAR...The IOC decided to allow Russian athletes with no history of doping to compete though they aren't allowed to compete under the Russian flag. Those athletes will compete as an Olympic Athlete from Russia...Russian athletes will be wearing the OAR logo on uniforms, like the athlete at the top of the page. Should an Olympic athlete from Russia win gold, the Olympic anthem will play while they're on the podium, instead of the Russian national anthem."
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Feb 16, 2018 19:29:36 GMT
I cant watch a man ice skate. They get all emotional, they sway. It's embarrassing. You're not okay with a man's ice skating routine? |
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Post by rudiger on Feb 17, 2018 2:09:26 GMT
So I'm watching a hockey game between Slovakia and OAR. What the hell is OAR? So I do a search and it's Olympic Athlete from Russia. "Russian athletes must compete under this title instead of the Russian flag due to the Russian doping scandal, the end result of which is that the world is basically pretending like Russia isn't competing even though, you know, they actually are under the banner of OAR...The IOC decided to allow Russian athletes with no history of doping to compete though they aren't allowed to compete under the Russian flag. Those athletes will compete as an Olympic Athlete from Russia...Russian athletes will be wearing the OAR logo on uniforms, like the athlete at the top of the page. Should an Olympic athlete from Russia win gold, the Olympic anthem will play while they're on the podium, instead of the Russian national anthem." So those athletes competing in, say, the sculling sport would be known as the boat OARs? <rimshot> thankyou...thankyouverymuch... |
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Post by rhs6358 on Feb 20, 2018 12:34:11 GMT
Screw the Olympics. Too many nipples popping out. What is this? Cinemax?
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Post by jcssupertape on Mar 1, 2018 20:44:09 GMT
I really wish they'd bring back the original versions of the shot - put and Javelin toss when they had catchers. What is this a joke? That's what I'd like to know about it |
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Post by jcssupertape on Mar 1, 2018 20:44:32 GMT
Skateboarding and rock climbing are in 2020 Olympics
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 1, 2018 23:23:41 GMT
Skateboarding and rock climbing are in 2020 Olympics What about the pothole jump? Just a demonstration sport? |
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 2, 2018 9:08:07 GMT
Skateboarding and rock climbing are in 2020 Olympics What about the pothole jump? Just a demonstration sport? They're going to start small. 2020 will feature the "puddle jump". Start practicing today, pizzabagel. We want to see you bring home the "Mary" medal. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 2, 2018 10:23:29 GMT
What about the pothole jump? Just a demonstration sport? They're going to start small. 2020 will feature the "puddle jump". Start practicing today, pizzabagel. We want to see you bring home the "Mary" medal. Is that the one that's in pink? Sweet! |
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 2, 2018 11:36:11 GMT
They're going to start small. 2020 will feature the "puddle jump". Start practicing today, pizzabagel. We want to see you bring home the "Mary" medal. Is that the one that's in pink? Sweet! You got it! You have the gold, the silver, the bronze and the pink. That's the little one. Instead of standing on a platform while they play the national anthem, you stand on a throw rug while they play "I Enjoy Being a Girl". |
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 2, 2018 11:39:11 GMT
Is that the one that's in pink? Sweet! You got it! You have the gold, the silver, the bronze and the pink. That's the little one. Instead of standing on a platform while they play the national anthem, you stand on a throw rug while they play "I Enjoy Being a Girl". I know the pink is the smallest. I've based my whole life on knowing that the pink is the smallest. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 2, 2018 11:55:12 GMT
You got it! You have the gold, the silver, the bronze and the pink. That's the little one. Instead of standing on a platform while they play the national anthem, you stand on a throw rug while they play "I Enjoy Being a Girl". I know the pink is the smallest. I've based my whole life on knowing that the pink is the smallest. Your avatar should be you leaping over a puddle. At the bottom it says "Go for the pink!". Why don't you start on that project. Or are you too [snort] busy? |
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 2, 2018 12:04:45 GMT
I know the pink is the smallest. I've based my whole life on knowing that the pink is the smallest. Your avatar should be you leaping over a puddle. At the bottom it says "Go for the pink!". Why don't you start on that project. Or are you too [snort] busy? Of course I'm busy. I was going to look for galoshes today. That's my whole afternoon! |
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 2, 2018 12:09:11 GMT
Your avatar should be you leaping over a puddle. At the bottom it says "Go for the pink!". Why don't you start on that project. Or are you too [snort] busy? Of course I'm busy. I was going to look for galoshes today. That's my whole afternoon! You can look for galoshes tomorrow! Right now, I want you to make that avatar and Dee-Li-Ver It to Hawkeye. You think you can do that? |
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 2, 2018 12:18:19 GMT
Of course I'm busy. I was going to look for galoshes today. That's my whole afternoon! You can look for galoshes tomorrow! Right now, I want you to make that avatar and Dee-Li-Ver It to Hawkeye. You think you can do that? Aaaaand done. A galoshes avatar.  |
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 2, 2018 14:30:16 GMT
You can look for galoshes tomorrow! Right now, I want you to make that avatar and Dee-Li-Ver It to Hawkeye. You think you can do that? Aaaaand done. A galoshes avatar. Oh, aren't those fancy. European, aren't they? |
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 2, 2018 14:48:34 GMT
Aaaaand done. A galoshes avatar. Oh, aren't those fancy. European, aren't they? But of course. They're Botticelli's! Ooh! |
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 2, 2018 14:58:37 GMT
Oh, aren't those fancy. European, aren't they? But of course. They're Botticelli's! Ooh! Wait a minute! Botticelli's? Well, I'm going over today and harass you at work home. |
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 2, 2018 15:19:21 GMT
But of course. They're Botticelli's! Ooh! Wait a minute! Botticelli's? Well, I'm going over today and harass you at work home. Good luck with that. I'm coming over to your place of business to heckle you. Let's meet in the middle, in Hartford. We can annoy each other over lunch. |
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 2, 2018 15:34:45 GMT
Wait a minute! Botticelli's? Well, I'm going over today and harass you at work home. Good luck with that. I'm coming over to your place of business to heckle you. Let's meet in the middle, in Hartford. We can annoy each other over lunch. (true story) I didn't go to work today because it's raining. Oh, and the 65-85 MPH wind gusts and flooding. |
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