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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 3, 2017 0:49:45 GMT
fuggedaboudit you stay away from pizzabagel . He's a bad seed. He's a horrible seed. He's one of the worst seeds I've ever seen. He's also pretentious. He took me to a poetry reading in a burnt out building down by the docks. Keep goin'. You didn't comment on the chop sticks.
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Post by fuggedaboudit on Mar 3, 2017 0:51:03 GMT
He's also pretentious. He took me to a poetry reading in a burnt out building down by the docks. Keep goin'. You didn't comment on the chop sticks. I prefer a fork, but they're very nice.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 3, 2017 0:58:54 GMT
What about the way I pronounce "Lomez"? You know, you said it bugs you because I say it "Lo-MEZ."
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 3, 2017 11:19:56 GMT
Bad news, everyone. I just got off the phone. It's pizzabagel. He's in a mental institution.
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Post by beau29 on Mar 3, 2017 13:21:49 GMT
Bad news, everyone. I just got off the phone. It's pizzabagel. He's in a mental institution. How is that bad news? You get to wear slippers all day, friends visit, they pity you... Plus they give you those word association tests. I love those.
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Post by WayneRW on Mar 3, 2017 13:24:13 GMT
Oh how could you NOT love those, beau? There's no wrong answer!
Potato.
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Post by beau29 on Mar 3, 2017 13:48:52 GMT
Tuberculosis!!
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 3, 2017 13:57:00 GMT
Oh how could you NOT love those, beau? There's no wrong answer! Potato. Your whole association test can be answered with "potato" -- or "tuberculosis."
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2017 15:04:22 GMT
friends visit, they pity you... I think pity is very underrated.
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Post by snelling on Mar 3, 2017 15:10:17 GMT
Cowboy boots
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Post by π¬ππ on Mar 3, 2017 17:57:41 GMT
Bad news, everyone. I just got off the phone. It's pizzabagel. He's in a mental institution. Any one with a name like pizzabagel belongs in an institution. I heard that it's actually his real name!
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Post by rhs6358 on Mar 3, 2017 18:00:08 GMT
So, his first name is "Pizza" and his last name is "Bagel"?
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Post by fuggedaboudit on Mar 3, 2017 18:01:56 GMT
So, his first name is "Pizza" and his last name is "Bagel"? I think it's all one name like Cher.
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Post by π¬ππ on Mar 3, 2017 18:03:05 GMT
So, his first name is "Pizza" and his last name is "Bagel"? Actually, you are very close!
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Post by Deleted on Mar 3, 2017 18:05:55 GMT
I like that name, pizzabagel. What is that, Dutch?
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 3, 2017 18:51:37 GMT
So I just got back from my, um, vacation. Did I miss anything on this board?
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Post by π¬ππ on Mar 3, 2017 18:59:55 GMT
So I just got back from my, um, vacation. Did I miss anything on this board? A mental institution? You know what they do in there? Did you see Cuckoo's Nest? They put those electrodes in your head? So, how was your vacation at Woodhaven?
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 3, 2017 19:52:30 GMT
Well, my roomie at the, er, retreat was Lloyd Braun. He sends his regards to all you guys. He had everybody at the place walking around with name tags. The man is brilliant, I tell ya. An unrecognized genius. But he'll be there a while longer, I'm sorry to say. That means I'll have to go easy on the lo meiny gum. He is my gum guy, after all.
But I'm happy to say that my little synapses are all back in place at the end of the line.
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Post by WayneRW on Mar 3, 2017 20:02:26 GMT
Yes, but how are your rods and cones?
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Post by snelling on Mar 3, 2017 21:51:44 GMT
I have a cartoon character named Pizzaface Pete. His head is shaped like a slice of pizza.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 3, 2017 22:32:12 GMT
What, is Pizzaface Pete your knock-off of another cartoon character, the way Army Pete was the cut-rate version of G.I. Joe? Post a picture of him, please.
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Post by pizzabagel on Mar 3, 2017 22:43:10 GMT
Yes, but how are your rods and cones? Well now my rods are conical and my cones are cylindrical. You get what you pay for.
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