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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 20, 2017 18:45:43 GMT
Especially that kid in the lower left. What was his name? Chip? Kip? Skip? Barry. Oh, yeah. I remember the incident where he hit Porky in the face with a banana peel. The kid was never the same.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 20, 2017 19:28:04 GMT
Oh, yeah. I remember the incident where he hit Porky in the face with a banana peel. The kid was never the same. There were no apologies exchanged, either. Everyone had tougher skin back then.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 20, 2017 19:54:15 GMT
Oh, yeah. I remember the incident where he hit Porky in the face with a banana peel. The kid was never the same. There were no apologies exchanged, either. Everyone had tougher skin back then. Literally and figuratively. There were no such things as skin peels and exfoliants. And they didn't bathe as frequently as we do, either. As a result, the epidermis was thicker and tougher in those days.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 20, 2017 21:38:53 GMT
There were no apologies exchanged, either. Everyone had tougher skin back then. Literally and figuratively. There were no such things as skin peels and exfoliants. And they didn't bathe as frequently as we do, either. As a result, the epidermis was thicker and tougher in those days. And funkier. Phew!!
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 20, 2017 22:32:06 GMT
Literally and figuratively. There were no such things as skin peels and exfoliants. And they didn't bathe as frequently as we do, either. As a result, the epidermis was thicker and tougher in those days. And funkier. Phew!! Those stars from the '30s were even less hygienic than the ones from the '70s. That's really saying something.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 20, 2017 23:41:24 GMT
Those stars from the '30s were even less hygienic than the ones from the '70s. That's really saying something. It was all summed up in Philadelphia with the slogan "The Phillies use Lifebuoy. And they still stink"
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 20, 2017 23:52:57 GMT
Those stars from the '30s were even less hygienic than the ones from the '70s. That's really saying something. It was all summed up in Philadelphia with the slogan "The Phillies use Lifebuoy. And they still stink" Life-boo-ee. You said, "Life-boy."
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 21, 2017 10:18:01 GMT
It was all summed up in Philadelphia with the slogan "The Phillies use Lifebuoy. And they still stink" Life-boo-ee. You said, "Life-boy." But they were buoys! Ask Raquel.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 21, 2017 10:38:50 GMT
Life-boo-ee. You said, "Life-boy." But they were buoys! Ask Raquel. I'm not getting involved with her. I'm terrified of her. She'd tear me to pieces, even though she doesn't swing her arms.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 21, 2017 15:13:18 GMT
But they were buoys! Ask Raquel. I'm not getting involved with her. I'm terrified of her. She'd tear me to pieces, even though she doesn't swing her arms. Raquel: You're still here? Pizzabagel: I'm like Mr. Cohen. I'm always here.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 21, 2017 16:35:00 GMT
I'm not getting involved with her. I'm terrified of her. She'd tear me to pieces, even though she doesn't swing her arms. Raquel: You're still here? Pizzabagel: I'm like Mr. Cohen. I'm always here. Me: And it's me that stinks.
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Post by IsoscelesKramer on Oct 22, 2017 0:52:03 GMT
But they were buoys! Ask Raquel. I'm not getting involved with her. I'm terrified of her. She'd tear me to pieces, even though she doesn't swing her arms. Use Lifebuoy or I'll feed your genitals to a wolf!
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 22, 2017 10:53:44 GMT
I'm not getting involved with her. I'm terrified of her. She'd tear me to pieces, even though she doesn't swing her arms. Use Lifebuoy or I'll feed your genitals to a wolf! Sorry, you're too late. Nyah nyah! Ugh.
Edit: Hey! What happened to my emoji?
Edit 2: It's back. Yay!
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Oct 22, 2017 21:05:45 GMT
An egg, in a taco, without the shell? I don't think so...
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 22, 2017 21:11:02 GMT
Use Lifebuoy or I'll feed your genitals to a wolf! Sorry, you're too late. Nyah nyah! Ugh.
Edit: Hey! What happened to my emoji?
Edit 2: It's back. Yay!
That's your biggest concern? Your damn emoji? There are people starving out there.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 22, 2017 22:51:24 GMT
An egg, in a taco, without the shell? I don't think so... You want the egg shell? I don't think so.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 22, 2017 22:52:17 GMT
Sorry, you're too late. Nyah nyah! Ugh.
Edit: Hey! What happened to my emoji?
Edit 2: It's back. Yay!
That's your biggest concern? Your damn emoji? There are people starving out there. It's what they call third-world problems. Get with it, bub.
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Oct 22, 2017 23:06:35 GMT
An egg, in a taco, without the shell? I don't think so... You want the egg shell? I don't think so. I meant taco shell. Who cares about eggshells?
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 22, 2017 23:13:13 GMT
You want the egg shell? I don't think so. I meant taco shell. Who cares about eggshells? The chicken. Otherwise it's just laying an unprotected yolk. You think that a chicken gives a whit about taco shells?
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Oct 23, 2017 1:42:08 GMT
I meant taco shell. Who cares about eggshells? The chicken. Otherwise it's just laying an unprotected yolk. You think that a chicken gives a whit about taco shells? I know that the chicken does give a whit about being the ingredient in my Chipotle taco- hard shell, of course- after it's head gets chopped off. Or maybe a burrito. Or a burrito bowl.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 23, 2017 8:02:44 GMT
The chicken. Otherwise it's just laying an unprotected yolk. You think that a chicken gives a whit about taco shells? I know that the chicken does give a whit about being the ingredient in my Chipotle taco- hard shell, of course- after it's head gets chopped off. Or maybe a burrito. Or a burrito bowl. It's not "Whit" it's "Wyck".
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 23, 2017 9:19:45 GMT
The chicken. Otherwise it's just laying an unprotected yolk. You think that a chicken gives a whit about taco shells? I know that the chicken does give a whit about being the ingredient in my Chipotle taco- hard shell, of course- after it's head gets chopped off. Or maybe a burrito. Or a burrito bowl. How can the chicken give a whit or anything else after its head gets chopped off? It's just not possible. Wait, did you say "burrito bowl"? {Homer Simpson drool} Gaaahhhhh!
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 23, 2017 10:28:41 GMT
I know that the chicken does give a whit about being the ingredient in my Chipotle taco- hard shell, of course- after it's head gets chopped off. Or maybe a burrito. Or a burrito bowl. How can the chicken give a whit or anything else after its head gets chopped off? It's just not possible. Wait, did you say "burrito bowl"? {Homer Simpson drool} Gaaahhhhh! Burrito Bowl? Whoa! That's an idea! A bowling alley where you make your own burrito!
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 23, 2017 10:38:27 GMT
How can the chicken give a whit or anything else after its head gets chopped off? It's just not possible. Wait, did you say "burrito bowl"? {Homer Simpson drool} Gaaahhhhh! Burrito Bowl? Whoa! That's an idea! A bowling alley where you make your own burrito! You want a rush? Drop an avocado on your toe, my friend. Talk about a rush. You'll be throbbing. You'll see visions.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 23, 2017 14:40:56 GMT
Burrito Bowl? Whoa! That's an idea! A bowling alley where you make your own burrito! You want a rush? Drop an avocado on your toe, my friend. Talk about a rush. You'll be throbbing. You'll see visions. C'mon, pizzabagel. Go in half with me on the Burrito Bowl idea. The only downside I can see is league night, with a couple hundred bowlers battling for first place after a burrito dinner. The building must have windows. Many, many windows. And restrooms.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 23, 2017 16:21:14 GMT
You want a rush? Drop an avocado on your toe, my friend. Talk about a rush. You'll be throbbing. You'll see visions. C'mon, pizzabagel. Go in half with me on the Burrito Bowl idea. The only downside I can see is league night, with a couple hundred bowlers battling for first place after a burrito dinner. The building must have windows. Many, many windows. And restrooms. How about scented toilet seats made by Febreze? When you sit on it, it sprays out a pleasant aroma to counteract the other odors. The heavier you are, the more spray it dispenses.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 23, 2017 18:09:54 GMT
C'mon, pizzabagel. Go in half with me on the Burrito Bowl idea. The only downside I can see is league night, with a couple hundred bowlers battling for first place after a burrito dinner. The building must have windows. Many, many windows. And restrooms. How about scented toilet seats made by Febreze? When you sit on it, it sprays out a pleasant aroma to counteract the other odors. The heavier you are, the more spray it dispenses. I'm in as long as when it dispenses the Febreeze, it makes a little "prrrrrrp" sound.
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 23, 2017 18:38:37 GMT
How about scented toilet seats made by Febreze? When you sit on it, it sprays out a pleasant aroma to counteract the other odors. The heavier you are, the more spray it dispenses. I'm in as long as when it dispenses the Febreeze, it makes a little "prrrrrrp" sound. They tried unsuccessfully to reduce that sound but wound up throwing up their hands over the issue. So your wish is granted by default.
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Post by rhs6358 on Oct 23, 2017 18:51:27 GMT
I'm in as long as when it dispenses the Febreeze, it makes a little "prrrrrrp" sound. They tried unsuccessfully to reduce that sound but wound up throwing up their hands over the issue. So your wish is granted by default. I'm going to try and make a doorbell that will also make a "prrrrrrp" noise when you push the button. I call it the "Doorsmell". Chalk another one up on the big board!
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Post by pizzabagel on Oct 23, 2017 19:01:56 GMT
They tried unsuccessfully to reduce that sound but wound up throwing up their hands over the issue. So your wish is granted by default. I'm going to try and make a doorbell that will also make a "prrrrrrp" noise when you push the button. I call it the "Doorsmell". Chalk another one up on the big board! "You rang?"
"No, Pugsley overdid it with the black plague beans."
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