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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 23, 2021 9:14:32 GMT
Let's produce a gameshow involving Calzones. Either a trivia show about the history of calzones or a show where the contestants can win free calzones as prizes, or both. We'll hire Nuts as the host.
Announcer: And the winner receives (curtain opens) 2,000 calzones! Hey! Where are the calzones? nuts: [burrrrrrp]
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 23, 2021 9:15:04 GMT
Let's wet our whistles.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 23, 2021 9:38:43 GMT
Let's produce a gameshow involving Calzones. Either a trivia show about the history of calzones or a show where the contestants can win free calzones as prizes, or both. We'll hire Nuts as the host.
Let's pretend I didn't hear that.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 23, 2021 10:45:43 GMT
Let's produce a gameshow involving Calzones. Either a trivia show about the history of calzones or a show where the contestants can win free calzones as prizes, or both. We'll hire Nuts as the host.
Let's pretend I didn't hear that. Psst! pizzabagel! The answer to every question is "hats!".
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 23, 2021 11:46:15 GMT
Let's pretend I didn't hear that. Psst! pizzabagel! The answer to every question is "hats!". Ideally.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 23, 2021 12:45:28 GMT
Psst! pizzabagel! The answer to every question is "hats!". Ideally. "The nutsberryfarm Game Show" nuts: The answer is: Mullins, Keith or Wally. Contestant: what is moon? nuts: Correct. Next answer. A fedora is one of these. Contestant: what are hats? nuts: Extra points for no capital letter.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 23, 2021 21:59:52 GMT
Let's beat ourselves up over our inadequacies.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Jun 24, 2021 0:50:23 GMT
Let's all chip in and buy ourselves the most expensive bottle of "Remy Martin Louis xiii Cognac" there is. We can pass it around by drinking a glass and then mailing it back out to the next member in line.
P.S. If it tastes mostly like water by the time it gets to you, don't look at me.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jun 24, 2021 1:07:12 GMT
Let's all chip in and buy ourselves the most expensive bottle of "Remy Martin Louis xiii Cognac" there is. We can pass it around by drinking a glass and then mailing it back out to the next member in line.
P.S. If it tastes mostly like water by the time it gets to you, don't look at me.
George: How expensive's the box? Jerry: I think it's the same price as the cognac. George: What is with this liquor?
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 24, 2021 10:30:51 GMT
Let's all chip in and buy ourselves the most expensive bottle of "Remy Martin Louis xiii Cognac" there is. We can pass it around by drinking a glass and then mailing it back out to the next member in line.
P.S. If it tastes mostly like water by the time it gets to you, don't look at me.
How shall we determine who goes first? Longevity on the board? In order of number of posts? In order of most likes? Karma_Kramer: I was thinking geographically. Maybe north-to-south. Starting with Canada. It makes more sense postage-wise. I knew it! I just knew it!
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Jun 24, 2021 19:02:34 GMT
After today, time to break out the DVDs, as Seinfeld won't be on any streaming service until it returns to Netflix, sometime later this year. Or look up the price on Google Play.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 24, 2021 20:21:26 GMT
After today, time to break out the DVDs, as Seinfeld won't be on any streaming service until it returns to Netflix, sometime later this year. Or look up the price on Google Play. I still don't have it on DVD. It's been on my to-do list for about five years.
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Post by HumanFundRecipient on Jun 25, 2021 2:25:43 GMT
After today, time to break out the DVDs, as Seinfeld won't be on any streaming service until it returns to Netflix, sometime later this year. Or look up the price on Google Play. I still don't have it on DVD. It's been on my to-do list for about five years. If the complete series set comes your way, buy it!
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 25, 2021 9:16:12 GMT
I still don't have it on DVD. It's been on my to-do list for about five years. If the complete series set comes your way, buy it! They have it on Amazon. People bitch about the packaging, but I could put the discs in other cases if I had to.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jun 27, 2021 2:08:18 GMT
Let’s formulate an abundance of respect for our people.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jun 27, 2021 13:25:20 GMT
Let's all split up and try to find Hawkeye.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Jul 1, 2021 19:37:30 GMT
Let's learn how to pour tea like they do in Morocco.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jul 19, 2021 22:41:33 GMT
let's develop the negatives.
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Post by Karma_Kramer on Jul 23, 2021 0:52:57 GMT
let's develop the negatives. Sounds like a job for this guy.
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Post by baconeggandcheese on Jul 23, 2021 1:10:51 GMT
let's develop the negatives. Sounds like a job for this guy.
Sy the photo guy
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jul 23, 2021 2:09:23 GMT
let's have a torrid affair with a nubile Hawaiian woman.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 23, 2021 9:13:10 GMT
Sounds like a job for this guy.
Sy the photo guy And to this day, the scene where he's sitting on the family's toilet still creeps me out.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 23, 2021 9:14:34 GMT
let's have a torrid affair with a nubile Hawaiian woman. Setting the bar a bit high, aren't you? How about a quickie with a pudgy Indian woman?
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jul 23, 2021 10:21:22 GMT
let's have a torrid affair with a nubile Hawaiian woman. Setting the bar a bit high, aren't you? How about a quickie with a pudgy Indian woman? it's called standards. without them there is nothing to separate us from the inner city ruffian.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 23, 2021 10:43:31 GMT
Setting the bar a bit high, aren't you? How about a quickie with a pudgy Indian woman? it's called standards. without them there is nothing to separate us from the inner city ruffian. "Ruffian"? That's one I haven't heard in awhile. How about a thread "Old words and expressions you never hear anymore"? Like "Hooligan"? This board just never runs out of clever ideas. Sadly, only about 13% apply to the show.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 23, 2021 11:44:32 GMT
And to this day, the scene where he's sitting on the family's toilet still creeps me out. I guess that hits pretty close to home with you.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jul 23, 2021 11:47:24 GMT
it's called standards. without them there is nothing to separate us from the inner city ruffian. "Ruffian"? That's one I haven't heard in awhile. How about a thread "Old words and expressions you never hear anymore"? Like "Hooligan"? This board just never runs out of clever ideas. Sadly, only about 13% apply to the show. How about this thread? All the suggestions for threads that never came to fruition.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jul 23, 2021 11:56:24 GMT
let's get full funding for my screenplays.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 23, 2021 11:56:52 GMT
And to this day, the scene where he's sitting on the family's toilet still creeps me out. I guess that hits pretty close to home with you. Oh, why? Because I used yours once when you weren't home? pizzabagel:
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Post by rhs6358 on Jul 23, 2021 11:57:22 GMT
"Ruffian"? That's one I haven't heard in awhile. How about a thread "Old words and expressions you never hear anymore"? Like "Hooligan"? This board just never runs out of clever ideas. Sadly, only about 13% apply to the show. How about this thread? All the suggestions for threads that never came to fruition. That works, too. See? Hundreds of unused threads. Thousands!
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