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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jan 29, 2021 1:51:09 GMT
To research theories about Seiny and his fellow compatriots? 💡
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 29, 2021 1:58:54 GMT
We need a commission to get to the bottom of it.
nuts: To the bottom of what?
That's right.
nuts: It's like I'm talking to my Aunt Sylvia here.
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Jan 29, 2021 3:19:10 GMT
Will......will it bring back Zneppy?
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jan 29, 2021 5:31:25 GMT
Will......will it bring back Zneppy? bring it up at the next commission meeting.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 29, 2021 10:10:29 GMT
Well...we'll need a commissioner. Not like a Rob Manfred or Roger Goodell. A real one. Any volunteers?
(nuts begins raising his hand)
Don't even think about it.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 29, 2021 12:19:57 GMT
Will......will it bring back Zneppy? No? Then I've lost interest.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 29, 2021 12:22:59 GMT
Bob: Who?! Who doesn't want to start a blue ribbon Seinfeld commission?!
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 29, 2021 13:28:19 GMT
Will......will it bring back Zneppy? No? Then I've lost interest. No! Znep27 and nutsberryfarm don't get along!
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jan 29, 2021 13:47:41 GMT
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 29, 2021 13:59:18 GMT
You built an exit ramp for this? Wow, nuts. You're taking this seriously.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 29, 2021 16:05:25 GMT
You built an exit ramp for this? Wow, nuts. You're taking this seriously. So am I. rhs: You took the exit on the right? [Hangs head in disappointment]
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 29, 2021 18:52:13 GMT
You built an exit ramp for this? Wow, nuts. You're taking this seriously. So am I. rhs: You took the exit on the right? [Hangs head in disappointment] We have just a bit more class here than in Pencil Vania, thankyouverymuch.
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Post by rudiger on Jan 29, 2021 19:09:50 GMT
Bob: Who?! Who doesn't want to start a blue ribbon Seinfeld commission?! Let me get this straight about these 'blue ribbon' commissions. Do you have to have already have been awarded a blue ribbon to be on one? Or do you get a blue ribbon for just being on it in the first place? And why aren't these people required to wear a blue ribbon all the time they're on the commission? Do they have to turn their blue ribbons in when the commission is over?
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Post by rudiger on Jan 29, 2021 19:13:12 GMT
You built an exit ramp for this? Wow, nuts. You're taking this seriously. So am I. rhs: You took the exit on the right? [Hangs head in disappointment] What are the names of the streets in Intercourse? Hooker Lane? Ho Drive? Fornication Avenue? Not to mention the names of the streets in Masturbation City...
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 29, 2021 19:16:05 GMT
So am I. rhs: You took the exit on the right? [Hangs head in disappointment] We have just a bit more class here than in Pencil Vania, thankyouverymuch. View AttachmentThere's a Shirley on Long Island, but I can't find a picture of a road sign. I'll give you this instead. It's so "Dewey" sweet in New York State you don't have to lick the (self-adhesive) stamps. Just moisten them with the spray from Niagara Falls.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 29, 2021 19:18:49 GMT
Bob: Who?! Who doesn't want to start a blue ribbon Seinfeld commission?! Let me get this straight about these 'blue ribbon' commissions. Do you have to have already have been awarded a blue ribbon to be on one? Or do you get a blue ribbon for just being on it in the first place? And why aren't these people required to wear a blue ribbon all the time they're on the commission? Do they have to turn their blue ribbons in when the commission is over? A long as you can prove that you have drunk PBR, you're in.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 29, 2021 19:23:22 GMT
So am I. rhs: You took the exit on the right? [Hangs head in disappointment] What are the names of the streets in Intercourse? Hooker Lane? Ho Drive? Fornication Avenue? Not to mention the names of the streets in Masturbation City... You forgot their main attraction, "Dirty, Filthy Slut Mall".
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Post by rudiger on Jan 29, 2021 21:08:30 GMT
What are the names of the streets in Intercourse? Hooker Lane? Ho Drive? Fornication Avenue? Not to mention the names of the streets in Masturbation City... You forgot their main attraction, "Dirty, Filthy Slut Mall". I thought that place was in Woonsocket.
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Post by rudiger on Jan 29, 2021 21:11:58 GMT
Let me get this straight about these 'blue ribbon' commissions. Do you have to have already have been awarded a blue ribbon to be on one? Or do you get a blue ribbon for just being on it in the first place? And why aren't these people required to wear a blue ribbon all the time they're on the commission? Do they have to turn their blue ribbons in when the commission is over? A long as you can prove that you have drunk PBR, you're in. So the qualification is to pin a PBR can to your chest?
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 29, 2021 21:44:32 GMT
You forgot their main attraction, "Dirty, Filthy Slut Mall". I thought that place was in Woonsocket. Woonsocket is home to the Smelly Homeless Man Galleria and the Skanky Meth-Head Prostitute Park.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 29, 2021 22:33:26 GMT
A long as you can prove that you have drunk PBR, you're in. So the qualification is to pin a PBR can to your chest? That's got to hurt, I don't care what you're drinking!
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Post by rudiger on Jan 29, 2021 22:57:19 GMT
I thought that place was in Woonsocket. Woonsocket is home to the Smelly Homeless Man Galleria and the Skanky Meth-Head Prostitute Park. - Dirty, Filthy Slut Mall
- Smelly Homeless Man Galleria
- Skanky Meth-Head Prostitute Park
This sounds like the Woonsocket version of a Disney theme-park.
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Post by rudiger on Jan 29, 2021 23:56:04 GMT
So the qualification is to pin a PBR can to your chest? That's got to hurt, I don't care what you're drinking! Are you kidding? That's the easy blue ribbon commission. Some of them want you to chew the blue ribbon out of a PBR can with your teeth.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 30, 2021 0:01:15 GMT
Woonsocket is home to the Smelly Homeless Man Galleria and the Skanky Meth-Head Prostitute Park. - Dirty, Filthy Slut Mall
- Smelly Homeless Man Galleria
- Skanky Meth-Head Prostitute Park
This sounds like the Woonsocket version of a Disney theme-park. You know, Woonsocket is also home to Clem Labine Field. rudiger: So? Labine was from Lincoln, Rhode Island. Woony steals other towns' stars.
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Post by nutsberryfarm ⛑ on Jan 30, 2021 2:57:06 GMT
We have just a bit more class here than in Pencil Vania, thankyouverymuch. View AttachmentThere's a Shirley on Long Island, but I can't find a picture of a road sign. I'll give you this instead. It's so "Dewey" sweet in New York State you don't have to lick the (self-adhesive) stamps. Just moisten them with the spray from Niagara Falls. what's a thruway?
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 30, 2021 3:22:19 GMT
A long as you can prove that you have drunk PBR, you're in. So the qualification is to pin a PBR can to your chest? Congrats on post #5,000! I think that as board MVP rhs has a speech prepared, along with a laurel and hearty handshake.
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Post by pizzabagel on Jan 30, 2021 3:25:55 GMT
There's a Shirley on Long Island, but I can't find a picture of a road sign. I'll give you this instead. It's so "Dewey" sweet in New York State you don't have to lick the (self-adhesive) stamps. Just moisten them with the spray from Niagara Falls. what's a thruway? It's like a drive-thru, except there are no windows to order and pickup food. Not even calzones. nuts: The horror!
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Post by rudiger on Jan 30, 2021 5:04:54 GMT
So the qualification is to pin a PBR can to your chest? Congrats on post #5,000! I think that as board MVP rhs has a speech prepared, along with a laurel and hearty handshake. A laurel and handshake? With Covid? What is he trying to do, kill rudiger?
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 30, 2021 17:53:00 GMT
Congrats on post #5,000! I think that as board MVP rhs has a speech prepared, along with a laurel and hearty handshake. A laurel and handshake? With Covid? What is he trying to do, kill rudiger? I don't have COVID. What I have is much worse. It involves round-the-clock flatulence. You may want to pass on the congratulations.
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Post by rhs6358 on Jan 30, 2021 17:54:50 GMT
So the qualification is to pin a PBR can to your chest? Congrats on post #5,000! I think that as board MVP rhs has a speech prepared, along with a laurel and hearty handshake. I have a speech prepared? Who am I? Mr. Frisby? pizzabagel: That's what they used to call you. Ol' Handshakin' Frisby. That, as well as Archimedes Frisby and Liquid Propellant Frisby.
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