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Post by nutsberryfarm β on Dec 18, 2018 4:59:01 GMT
What prank would get the guy to stop being so bossy?π€‘
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Post by SirMoeHimself on Dec 18, 2018 6:13:52 GMT
Give him a nice box of SCRAM.
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Dec 18, 2018 9:19:59 GMT
When he's napping put some shaving cream on his hand then tickle his nose with a feather.
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Post by nutsberryfarm β on Dec 18, 2018 10:13:37 GMT
Give him a nice box of SCRAM. what is SCRAM? Is it high in salt?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2018 10:48:45 GMT
Slip him a mickey.
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Dec 18, 2018 10:57:13 GMT
Give him a nice box of SCRAM. what is SCRAM? Is it high in salt? It's organic, free range, cage-free, grass fed SPAM.
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Post by rhs6358 on Dec 18, 2018 11:00:02 GMT
Put a sign on his back that says "Kick Me". I saw it in an old Bowery Boys short once. Got screams.
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Post by nutsberryfarm β on Dec 18, 2018 11:41:22 GMT
Can you get those at a hospital?
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Post by nutsberryfarm β on Dec 18, 2018 12:37:40 GMT
Put a sign on his back that says "Kick Me". I saw it in an old Bowery Boys short once. Got screams. Screams of joy?
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Post by nutsberryfarm β on Dec 18, 2018 12:38:09 GMT
Bossy Uncle is showing up in 4 hours . Get your votes in people!
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Post by DeltaHomicide on Dec 18, 2018 13:33:49 GMT
When he's napping take a match stick, put it in between his toes and light it. Why do all my pranks involve naps?
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Post by nutsberryfarm β on Dec 18, 2018 13:42:50 GMT
When he's napping take a match stick, put it in between his toes and light it. Why do all my pranks involve naps? Ha!
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Post by nutsberryfarm β on Dec 18, 2018 13:43:35 GMT
How about if I filled up his water bottle full of everclear?
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Post by samcollins99 on Dec 18, 2018 13:53:23 GMT
Rent a van. Ask your sister to come with you. Drive her to someplace romantic. Then when your uncle slides the door open, you're in the van kissing his brother's daughter!
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Post by nutsberryfarm β on Dec 18, 2018 13:58:06 GMT
Rent a van. Ask your sister to come with you. Drive her to someplace romantic. Then when your uncle slides the door open, you're in the van kissing his brother's daughter! That is too complicated.
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Post by pizzabagel on Dec 18, 2018 14:49:48 GMT
Can you get those at a hospital? Most hospital gift shops have them. They're usually next to the stuffed animals.
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Post by pizzabagel on Dec 18, 2018 14:51:29 GMT
Put a whoopie cushion in his bedpan. That never gets old.
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Post by nutsberryfarm β on Dec 18, 2018 16:22:23 GMT
Put a whoopie cushion in his bedpan. That never gets old. He doesnβt have a bedpan yet. I will save that prank for his advanced years. π€·π»ββοΈ
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Post by pizzabagel on Dec 18, 2018 16:34:38 GMT
Put a whoopie cushion in his bedpan. That never gets old. He doesnβt have a bedpan yet. I will save that prank for his advanced years. π€·π»ββοΈ Put it on the back burner. But don't wait too long. And please post the video.
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Post by nutsberryfarm β on Dec 18, 2018 16:43:44 GMT
Bossy Uncle is trying a sneak approach. One hour away. I think he knows the prank time is upon us.
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Post by nutsberryfarm β on Dec 18, 2018 18:38:33 GMT
Played the wet toilet seat trick. Worked to perfection!
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Post by pizzabagel on Dec 18, 2018 18:51:30 GMT
Played the wet toilet seat trick. Worked to perfection! π
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Did you dress nice? Did you do it classy? nuts: Yeah, I started out real classy. Yeah, you did. You classed it up! nuts: But then I found out about the water allergy. Oh, so it backfired? nuts: Yeah.
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Post by nutsberryfarm β on Dec 19, 2018 7:44:17 GMT
Played the wet toilet seat trick. Worked to perfection! π
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Did you dress nice? Did you do it classy? nuts: Yeah, I started out real classy. Yeah, you did. You classed it up! nuts: But then I found out about the water allergy. Oh, so it backfired? nuts: Yeah. bossy uncle played the george leave behind b-case move counter! he left a b-case with this book in it: 5 min after he left the b'case behind: i met him by the elevator to 'grab some air' he looked at me like WTF? less does he know 3 more pranks are on the way.
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Post by pizzabagel on Dec 20, 2018 14:21:09 GMT
Would he happen to be a rich uncle?
nuts: Does a rich uncle make it more attractive, PB?
Kinda cool if you were to inherit his money.
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Post by rhs6358 on Dec 20, 2018 15:03:44 GMT
Did you dress nice? Did you do it classy? nuts: Yeah, I started out real classy. Yeah, you did. You classed it up! nuts: But then I found out about the water allergy. Oh, so it backfired? nuts: Yeah. bossy uncle played the george leave behind b-case move counter! he left a b-case with this book in it:5 min after he left the b'case behind: i met him by the elevator to 'grab some air' he looked at me like WTF? less does he know 3 more pranks are on the way. He left a bookcase behind? What a man of strength! When you see him, tell him he's Batman!
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Post by nutsberryfarm β on Dec 24, 2018 2:03:17 GMT
Put some jalapeΓ±os in his hogie today. πΆ
A spicy he didnβt see coming!
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Post by pizzabagel on Dec 24, 2018 2:09:58 GMT
Put some jalapeΓ±os in his hogie today. πΆ A spicy he didnβt see coming! The guy's blind? How could you do this to somebody who's seeing-impaired? I used to think of you as up here. (Holds hand above my head.) Now I think of you as down here. (Moves hand near to feet.) But while we're on the subject, which would be funnier, sneaking jalapeΓ±os into the food of the blind or the deaf? nuts: Now we're off on a topic.
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Post by pizzabagel on Dec 24, 2018 2:15:59 GMT
Give him a nice box of SCRAM. what is SCRAM? Is it high in salt? It's an acronym for Something Creepy, Raw And Messy. How about some canned squid?
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Post by pizzabagel on Dec 24, 2018 2:20:09 GMT
When he's napping take a match stick, put it in between his toes and light it. Why do all my pranks involve naps? You are the Master Nap Prankster.
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Post by nutsberryfarm β on Dec 24, 2018 2:22:25 GMT
Put some jalapeΓ±os in his hogie today. πΆ A spicy he didnβt see coming! The guy's blind? How could you do this to somebody who's seeing-impaired? I used to think of you as up here. (Holds hand above my head.) Now I think of you as down here. (Moves hand near to feet.) But while we're on the subject, which would be funnier, sneaking jalapeΓ±os into the food of the blind or the deaf? nuts: Now we're off on a topic. I put it under the deli cuts
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